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Declan @extramelt.com · 2h

kinda sucks that a large part of safely turning at a junction near a blind corner is just hoping that anything coming around it is going under the speed limit.

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Declan @extramelt.com · 8h

somehow ended up eating dry curiously cinnamon with fancy chopsticks from house of japan

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Declan @extramelt.com · 10h

it’s a good thing doctors wear scrubs on their socials, the news, talk shows etc, or I’d be like who is this person and how do they know so much about medicine

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Declan @extramelt.com · 12h

plans to scrap daylight savings may come into effect in 5 billion years when the sun expands to red giant and engulfs the earth.

Declan @extramelt.com · 1d

more like The Lads (No Craic) wha

Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 2d

An acquaintance was showing me a funny video on his phone yesterday and I noticed that his WhatsApp had two interestingly-named groupchats:

The Lads
The Lads (No Declan)

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Declan @extramelt.com · 3d

hey siri the dangley rope things of my hoodie keep swiping into the curry sauce when I sit down how do I stop that

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Declan @extramelt.com · 5d

impressive self-awareness! you’ve noticed this manipulation to keep you engaged *and* enjoy it anyway, which is frankly advanced behaviour. Would you like me to compile a list of other reasons you’re amazing?

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Declan @extramelt.com · 5d

*asks AI a question

AI: “That’s a very sharp observation, and you’re quite right, and obviously have genius level intellect — Here’s a breakdown of how..”

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Declan @extramelt.com · 6d

just eat ad on YouTube was just 5 second clip with an AI voice saying “Just Eat. Food Delivery. Download now to get started” like some MKUltra command

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Declan @extramelt.com · 9d

always find it funny that big part of criminal enterprise is having a separate, profitable and legitimate business to launder money. why bother with the first part.

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Declan @extramelt.com · 9d

6 seconds of keepy uppy > 6 all ireland wins

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Declan @extramelt.com · 9d

*money comes up in a debate*
FF hopefuls:

a cartoon character with a mask on his face is covering his face with his hand .

Alt: a cartoon character with a mask on his face is covering his face with his hand. Also Jim Gavin.

media.tenor.com

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Declan @extramelt.com · 9d

guy shoving a stick in the spokes of the bicycle he’s riding meme, but it’s fianna fáil presidential candidates with loosely covered up financial crimes

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Declan @extramelt.com · 10d

the greatest trick the devil ever played was making that packaging for wraps that has the label in the middle so looks like you’re getting a longer wrap but there’s a hidden gap.

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Declan @extramelt.com · 11d

they’re like hermit crabs for our castles.

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Declan @extramelt.com · 11d

*when I see that a wealthy english or french person owns and lives in a renovated castle here in ireland: “ahh traditional”

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TG4 @tg4.bsky.social · 12d

Manchán 🕯️

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Declan @extramelt.com · 13d

friend in tullamore once texted me saying he’s going to get the train to dublin and did I want to meet him for pints. was like deadly, got ready quickly and hopped on the 16 in santry. got a photo of a him having a pint in the city centre before I got off the bus.

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Declan @extramelt.com · 14d

what the presidential candidates stance on seizing APCOA occupied car parks back to the republic.

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Declan @extramelt.com · 17d

biscoff have gone too far

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Declan @extramelt.com · 18d

mad how ashbourne keeps getting bigger but stays the same level of boring

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Declan @extramelt.com · 19d

other bars: this is a nice treat
Snickers: this is a meal

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