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Jonathan Ezor
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Tech lawyer, CIPP/US, CIPM, AIGP, PLS, #privacy, #MustangMachE, #EV, author, speaker, parent. Lifelong #Superman and #StarTrek fan. All opinions my own, not my employer's (or my cat's).
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Jonathan Ezor @ezor.org · Nov 12
Regular reminder that my posts here represent my own views and not those of my employer Verizon. #disclaimer #alsonotmycatsviews
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 3d
Question: When can you detain someone for potential immigration violations?

MAGA candidate answer: Whenever.

Question: What does the Fourth amendment say?

MAGA candidate: Buy the Trump Bible.
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New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
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Cole Haddon @colehaddon.bsky.social · 6d
Thinking about writing a horror screenplay? Well, the best way to learn how is to read great ones. 5AM StoryTalk has curated 125 horror scripts for you to download and study right now. It’s an epic journey through a century of cinematic horror history to help your creative evolution!
125 Horror Scripts to Download and Study
Yes, you read that correctly: 125! 5AM StoryTalk takes you on an epic journey through a century of cinematic horror history to help your screenwriting education
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MWLogic17🦋💙✨ @mwlogic17.bsky.social · 5d
BREAKING: new racist Republican groupchat has been leaked to Politico featuring texts from Paul Ingrassia, Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel.

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Trump nominee says MLK Jr. holiday belongs in ‘hell’ and that he has ‘Nazi streak,’ according to texts
Paul Ingrassia’s bid to lead a whistleblower agency is set for a Senate confirmation hearing Thursday.
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 5d
I showed this to my editor who hates when I mix metaphors and they spontaneously combusted
sahilkapur.bsky.social Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 5d
Sen. John Kennedy, R-La.: “This shutdown will stop when everybody takes their egos out back and shoots them. And that hasn’t happened yet. Everybody's still up on their high horse. And I thought they would have fallen off by now. But they haven't. So the soap opera continues.”
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Jonathan Ezor @ezor.org · 5d
@smithandsniff.bsky.social Just dropped you guys an email about the Goodwood connection to the American Revolution. And also, Monty the butler.

No, really.

For anyone else interested: ezor.org/goodwoodrevo...
Secrets of a Radical Duke
How a lost copy of the Declaration of Independence unlocked a historical mystery
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The Verge @theverge.com · 6d
Ford’s Mustang Mach-E GT California Special blends the old with the new
Ford’s Mustang Mach-E GT California Special blends the old with the new
New paint, new wheels, new style.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 6d
(slaps bar counter) “Alright, Chip, let’s have those car keys”
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Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
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Roger Sollenberger @sollenbergerrc.bsky.social · 6d
Vance spokesperson: “Gavin Newsom wants people to think this exercise is dangerous.”

<shrapnel hits Vance’s motorcade>

Vance spokesperson: No comment.
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60 Minutes @60minutes.bsky.social · 6d
“We found over 35 cases in which the judges have specifically said what the government is providing…false information. It might be intentionally false information, including false sworn declarations time and again," says Ryan Goodman, law professor at New York University.
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 6d
“What is to stop Trump from making comparably inflated claims about the situations on the ground in other American cities as a pretextual basis for deploying troops? And what’s to stop him from making those claims not tomorrow, but next November—on the eve of the midterms?”

Me, via “One First”:
184. The Massive Stakes of Trump v. Illinois
The Trump administration's 29th emergency application—to let it deploy federalized National Guard troops in Chicago on a profoundly dubious factual predicate—is a make-or-break moment for the Court.
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James Chalmers @jameschalmers.bsky.social · 6d
This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.
Denise C. @SpudBenBean · Follow A woman who rang ABC Sydney radio said she found out about the Optus outage from her cat. The cat has an automatic wi-fi feeder (connected to Optus) & when breakfast wasn't delivered at 6:10 am, the cat went to the bedroom to lodge a complaint with management.
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Jonathan Ezor @ezor.org · 6d
Mazal tov!
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Jonathan Ezor @ezor.org · 6d
So, Trump's answer to the same question. Good cultist.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 6d
[checks calendar]
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Zamafir @zamafir.bsky.social · 7d
Four years in, and it never gets old waking up to an EV with 200 miles of range, never visiting a gas station, more range than I’d possibly need on an average day, even in event of an emergency, mostly provided by the solar on my home.

Life’s better with an EV!
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 9d
It's the Anakin / Padme four panel meme that I'm guessing nobody ever explains in the alt text. Sorry about that. He says "we're going to fire live rounds over a major freeway" Smiling, she says "a closed freeway, right?" He looks blank. Her: "a closed freeway?"
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 6d
KARL: “Why haven’t you sworn in Adelita Grijalva?”

SPEAKER JOHNSON: “I’m following the Pelosi precedent with Letlow.”

KARL: “But that was the date Letlow requested.”

SPEAKER JOHNSON: 🤷🏼

#EpsteinFilesCoverUp
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 6d
Who could have predic- wait a moment, I'm getting a memo...
johnismay.bsky.social John Ismay @johnismay.bsky.social · 6d
An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say
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Jonathan Ezor @ezor.org · 6d
And will condemn us (rightly) for letting him be elected twice. Not sure what else we could have done to stop it, but still.
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tomwellborn3rd @patriotprogressive.bsky.social · 7d
God, he can't even spell the country's name right before he starts a diplomatic crisis. An illiterate fascist with the nuclear codes, calling other leaders 'illegal'. This is your brain on Trumpism. Pure, unhinged fascist fanfiction.
Trump Accuses President of Being a ‘Drug Dealer’ in Typo-Filled Post
The president misspelled a nation, canceled its funding, and called its leader a drug dealer in an online post.
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Jonathan Ezor @ezor.org · 7d
Enjoying the #EV selection at Electrify Expo NY. Sad that @fordmotorsofficial.bsky.social didn't bring a Mach-E Rally to test drive, although there at least was a good info booth.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 9d
“The facts do not justify the President’s actions.”

The federal courts continue confirming what we all know: there’s no need to deploy military troops in Illinois.
Appeals court denies Trump administration appeal of National Guard deployment ruling in Illinois
On Thursday, an appeals court denied the Trump administration's appeal to continue the deployment of National Guard troops from any U.S. state in Illinois.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10d
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
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Jonathan Ezor @ezor.org · 13d
Where was the Red Cross for the past two years while the hostages suffered and died at the hands of Hamas?
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 16d
“Very, very unfair and even worse than Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl. Your favorite president was snubbed for someone who’s not even American.” www.reuters.com/world/venezu...
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