Joe Kassabian
@jkass99.bsky.social
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Sci fi and Fantasy Author. Holocaust and Genocide Historian. Host of the Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys
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jkass99.bsky.social
Because when you burn down a house and nobody ever rebuilds it, someone is still forced to live in the ashes
jkass99.bsky.social
Before someone gets on my ass and I know someone will, I was raised catholic, my whole family was baptized in the church. Fuck this shit
jkass99.bsky.social
Look, as nice as it is to hear stuff like this, it means absolutely nothing coming from a golden palace staffed by pedophiles in wizard robes and jewels.
apnews.com
Pope Leo XIV has blasted how wealthy people live in a “bubble of comfort and luxury” while the poor suffer. In his first teaching document Thursday, Leo confirms that he is in perfect lockstep with Pope Francis on matters of social injustice.
Pope Leo blasts economy that marginalizes poor while wealthy live in bubble of luxury
Pope Leo XIV has blasted how wealthy people live in a “bubble of comfort and luxury” while the poor suffer.
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jkass99.bsky.social
There is no such thing
jkass99.bsky.social
"Debate me about incest!"

- average spectator column
jkass99.bsky.social
I'm sorry, but being goaded into going insane by me or @inthesedeserts.bsky.social on Twitter should permanently bar you from a government job.
jkass99.bsky.social
It will never stop being weird to me that multiple people I argued with on Twitter are either in the current government or orbit around it.

Jack Pissboy (who threatened to dox my military record and then backed down when it became clear i wasn't lying) and Danny Bongos (who threatened to kill me)
michaelehayden.bsky.social
Bumble Jack Posobiec called Luigi Mangione and would be-Trump assassin Thomas Crooks "antifa" to Trump at this roundtable.

These people have literally no idea what is going on.
jkass99.bsky.social
There should probably be some kind of record for the man who has looked the most like an actively melting candle while still being alive.
atrupar.com
Trump's mouth starts drooping as he struggles to stay awake during this antifa roundtable
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lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social
🚨BONUS EPISODE🚨Join us live in Glasgow as we talk about Soochow, a small, racist dog adopted by US Marines stationed in China. They taught it to drink rum and coke from a bowl, eat cigarettes, and, most importantly, survive years in a Japanese POW camp.
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BONUS: Soochow, The Drunk, Racist, Marine Corps Dog *LIVE IN GLASGOW* | Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
Get more from Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast on Patreon
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jkass99.bsky.social
I feel bad for Joe Flacco. The only thing worse than having to live in Ohio is being told you're being traded and then still having to live in Ohio.
jkass99.bsky.social
It's the exact same book
jkass99.bsky.social
Just to be clear here: I hope bad things happen to you if you engage with this horrible fucking technology
jkass99.bsky.social
AI slop continues to steal my books on Amazon. It has been going on for years now and they will never do anything to stop it.

Fuck AI and fuck you if you use it.

Look at this shit!
jkass99.bsky.social
Stretch. Your lower back will thank you.
essencesimmone.blacksky.app
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
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lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨The first in our four-part series about the Texas Revolution, a story in which some of the drunkest and worst-smelling guys of the 19th century decided to break away from Mexico for... reasons (slavery)
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Episode 383 - The Texas Revolution: Part 1
Stream Episode 383 - The Texas Revolution: Part 1 by Lions Led By Donkeys on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.
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jkass99.bsky.social
Shout out to EasyJet for confirming my original idea of flying with them being fucking stupid.
jkass99.bsky.social
Before these fucking idiots came into power the world had to wait for War Thunder forum posters to leak so much classified shit.
startribune.com
The messages show high-level officials in the Trump administration discussing the possible deployment of the Army’s 82nd Airborne Division, an infantry force that has dropped into combat zones in both World Wars, Vietnam and Afghanistan.
Trump officials discussed sending elite Army division to Portland, text messages show
A high-ranking White House official was indiscreetly texting about the Portland, Ore., planning last weekend, according to messages shared with the Minnesota Star Tribune.
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jkass99.bsky.social
If someone killed my dad I would be their best friend.
jkass99.bsky.social
Pete Davidson, a man whose father was killed during 9-11, going to perform at the Riyadh Comedy show, is the only time Pete Davidson ever made me laugh.
iwriteok.bsky.social
ironically, the whole Riyadh Comedy Festival has given me a worse opinion of every one of those comedians except Pete Davidson. there's something to be said for without shame demanding, "you guys kinda killed my dad, I'm gonna need $2 million for an hour's work."
jkass99.bsky.social
Apologies to everyone behind me in the line at Schipol.

Security made me take my hat off, put it in the scanner machine, but they put it in wrong, and somehow it got sucked into the machine, breaking it and ruining my hat.

A masterclass on how everything has been going.
jkass99.bsky.social
The government shutdown has forced me to shutter my VA approved Juggalo Massage Clinic.