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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social · 4h

🚨BONUS EPISODE🚨Join us live in Glasgow as we talk about Soochow, a small, racist dog adopted by US Marines stationed in China. They taught it to drink rum and coke from a bowl, eat cigarettes, and, most importantly, survive years in a Japanese POW camp.
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BONUS: Soochow, The Drunk, Racist, Marine Corps Dog *LIVE IN GLASGOW* | Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 1d

I feel bad for Joe Flacco. The only thing worse than having to live in Ohio is being told you're being traded and then still having to live in Ohio.

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 1d

Goddamn mitten havers

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 1d

Glasgow is pretty great

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 2d

It's the exact same book

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 2d

Just to be clear here: I hope bad things happen to you if you engage with this horrible fucking technology

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 2d

AI slop continues to steal my books on Amazon. It has been going on for years now and they will never do anything to stop it.

Fuck AI and fuck you if you use it.

Look at this shit!

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 2d

Stretch. Your lower back will thank you.

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 5d

Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?

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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social · 2d

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨The first in our four-part series about the Texas Revolution, a story in which some of the drunkest and worst-smelling guys of the 19th century decided to break away from Mexico for... reasons (slavery)
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Episode 383 - The Texas Revolution: Part 1

Stream Episode 383 - The Texas Revolution: Part 1 by Lions Led By Donkeys on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 3d

Shout out to EasyJet for confirming my original idea of flying with them being fucking stupid.

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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social · 4d

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LIVESTREAM: Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast LIVE IN GLASGOW 4th October 2025

Watch us live from Glasgow on Saturday 4th October no matter where you are in the world!

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 4d

Before these fucking idiots came into power the world had to wait for War Thunder forum posters to leak so much classified shit.

Minnesota Star Tribune @startribune.com · 4d

The messages show high-level officials in the Trump administration discussing the possible deployment of the Army’s 82nd Airborne Division, an infantry force that has dropped into combat zones in both World Wars, Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Trump officials discussed sending elite Army division to Portland, text messages show

A high-ranking White House official was indiscreetly texting about the Portland, Ore., planning last weekend, according to messages shared with the Minnesota Star Tribune.

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 5d

If someone killed my dad I would be their best friend.

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 5d

Pete Davidson, a man whose father was killed during 9-11, going to perform at the Riyadh Comedy show, is the only time Pete Davidson ever made me laugh.

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 5d

ironically, the whole Riyadh Comedy Festival has given me a worse opinion of every one of those comedians except Pete Davidson. there's something to be said for without shame demanding, "you guys kinda killed my dad, I'm gonna need $2 million for an hour's work."

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 5d

Apologies to everyone behind me in the line at Schipol.

Security made me take my hat off, put it in the scanner machine, but they put it in wrong, and somehow it got sucked into the machine, breaking it and ruining my hat.

A masterclass on how everything has been going.

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 6d

Yes

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 6d

The government shutdown has forced me to shutter my VA approved Juggalo Massage Clinic.

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 6d

This is literally what I took before going to the gym today

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 6d

Marketing myself as the world's first fully qualified, master pre-workout sommelier.

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 7d

Finally a movie made for me

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 7d

Trump did promise to run the government like one of his businesses, so it shouldn't surprise anyone that it shut down again

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 8d

The US also built a rail gun system. It was abandoned for being completely pointless

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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social · 8d

🚨NOW ON PATREON🚨The first in our four-part series about the Texas Revolution, a story in which some of the drunkest and worst-smelling guys of the 19th century decided to break away from Mexico for... reasons.
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https://www.patreon.com/posts/early-episode-1-139957122

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 8d

Many people are saying this

phogwalker 🌻🦊 @fartking99.bsky.social · 9d

need to finish @jkass99.bsky.social ‘s autobiography

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 9d

Alexander

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