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@fartking99.bsky.social

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🏳️‍⚧️ little prairie vixen, jayhawker on osage land. she/her/it 💖 the great american sportsmom 30’s 🔞 Luke 13:12, Mark 12:31, Matt 7:24-25🙏 🍉 ALT pfp: an image of Selma Bouvier smoking in red lingerie from The Simpsons

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phogwalker 🌻🦊 @fartking99.bsky.social · Aug 29

(marge simpson voice) cannabis indica

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phogwalker 🌻🦊 @fartking99.bsky.social · 1d

haha total ass

phogwalker 🌻🦊 @fartking99.bsky.social · 1h

buncha babies on the mod team. webdev stay being cowards

phogwalker 🌻🦊 @fartking99.bsky.social · 1h

fuck @jay.bsky.team

Follow Tracker @for.shame.wtf · 2h

This labeler will be shutting down. We will first be unlabeling everyone who is labeled and then will cease to operate. As the unlabeling operation will take an unknown amount of time, we are not setting a specific timeline other than as soon as possible.

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phogwalker 🌻🦊 @fartking99.bsky.social · 1h

[coyote noises]

a ridewithgps results screen showing a ride from october 8th, 2025 at 10:03AM that was 18.4 miles long over an hour and 49 minutes with an elevation gain of 821 feet

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toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 17h

someone should fly an airplane into yankee stadium

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phogwalker 🌻🦊 @fartking99.bsky.social · 17h

there goes my hero

phogwalker 🌻🦊 @fartking99.bsky.social · 17h

boo the yankees. boo

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Weͫrͣᶰwͤoͩlfram🔜AqF @werwolfram.bsky.social · 14d

Can we keep him around in New York as just like a funny little dude to have around?

He can be like the Emperor Norton of NYC.

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phogwalker 🌻🦊 @fartking99.bsky.social · 18h

feeling like shit, just want him back

Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 14d

It gives me no pleasure to report that he does indeed have that shit on

phogwalker 🌻🦊 @fartking99.bsky.social · 19h

as a certified bronx bombers hater, i love how vladdy guerrero jr’s shown up to the “Fuck Da Yankees” party in the loudest way. stealing home when you’re up by 3 is sublime

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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 1d

As one of the countless people *actually* cancelled by Bari Weiss, via her vast favor-trading networks of fellow nepotistic gatekeepers in media and publishing, I think both of these asinine dipshits should go fuck themselves.

Matt Yglesias QT'ing Corey Walker

I didn’t rejoice at her cancellation and got cancelled myself at roughly the same time, but I am sincerely jealous that no regime-aligned billionaire has even fit to curry favor with the Trump administration by giving me a huge sum of money.
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The vitriol against Bari Weiss is just thinly-veiled jealousy by people who rejoiced at "cancelling" her in 2020 and are furious she managed to get fabulously wealthy in an infamously brutal and low-paying industry.

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Dyl Shiesty (IS UNEMPLOYED AGAIN) @dylanksteury.bsky.social · Feb 10

The Kansas City Chiefs have lost the Mandate of Heaven

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phogwalker 🌻🦊 @fartking99.bsky.social · 1d

at least the jayhawks won

phogwalker 🌻🦊 @fartking99.bsky.social · 1d

only when the chiefs are invovled will the wackiest shit happen. two-point conversion attempt return vs the falcons? you fuckin' bet! stumbling touchdown for the jags? right on cue! a true circus act, nothing like it

phogwalker 🌻🦊 @fartking99.bsky.social · 1d

trying to hero ball with two seconds left. trade jones, cut butker

phogwalker 🌻🦊 @fartking99.bsky.social · 1d

seeing double

andrew luck scoring a winning touchdown against the chiefs in the 2014 wild card

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phogwalker 🌻🦊 @fartking99.bsky.social · 1d

baby poo soft

phogwalker 🌻🦊 @fartking99.bsky.social · 1d

chiefs secondary is burnt toast

phogwalker 🌻🦊 @fartking99.bsky.social · 1d

chiefs secondary is burnt toast

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phogwalker 🌻🦊 @fartking99.bsky.social · 24d

cut butker

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phogwalker 🌻🦊 @fartking99.bsky.social · Feb 9

fuck butker for the record

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MC TYLENOL @enoch.kim · 1d

Aaron. This is your public relations specialist. I want you to know you should keep posting this shit.

Aaron Rodericks @aaron.bsky.team · 2d

1) This was a spam network shared internally at Bluesky for investigation on spam likes. 2) I misclicked/unclicked, but a harassment bot picked it up 3) I continue to be harassed about it a year later

I'm offering a genuine response that I don't see the need for this continually to be raised.

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phogwalker 🌻🦊 @fartking99.bsky.social · 1d

haha total ass

phogwalker 🌻🦊 @fartking99.bsky.social · 1d

i will not call him kermit i will not call him kermit i will not call him kermit i will not call him kermit

phogwalker 🌻🦊 @fartking99.bsky.social · 1d

at least the jayhawks won

phogwalker 🌻🦊 @fartking99.bsky.social · 1d

cheetah piss