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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂
@f1whitney.coys.social
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Weird girl in court with even weirder machine. ⚖️ Anemic & Sleepy. #COYS 🤍 #ForzaFerrari 🔴 All my opinions are correct and peer-reviewed. Bantz Merchant. 🤟🏻
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · Apr 14
Hi! 👋🏻 It’s still me!

I simply changed my pfp as I feel like it’s lowkey illegal to not do so when you get new merch in, haha.

I’m now in a blue Ferrari shirt instead of a blue Spurs shirt. 🩵

That is all.
A selfie in my new Ferrari merch outside of my house.
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 39m
Gorgeous Goth Nostalgia Barbie™️
Gorgeous Goth Nostalgia Barbie™️
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1h
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 2h
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 3h
relatable content 👙 🫦
There is no greater feeling than getting home at the end of the day and taking your bra off and eating it
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 4h
I know. 😭 I just really wanted an excuse to post him. He’s so handsome it’s crazy! 😭
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 4h
This is my fave nephew (🤫) John. He is so cute/smart/funny. He drags me by the hand in his mom’s garden + can identify every plant and vegetable and flower accurately.

He’s currently five (5) and I can’t wait to see him grow up. Imagining a grad invite for him makes my head spin! 🫠
A selfie of me and my nephew John. He is eating corn.
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 4h
Oh wow. That’s hard to process. 🙃 Rn all my friends’ kids and nieces are around 3-7. That’s gonna blow my mind! 🤯
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 4h
I forget how young you are sometimes; I’ve been to a million of these. 😆
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 5h
brb gotta go apply real quick with zero credentials other than having opinions
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 5h
When an attorney’s last name alone takes up a whole line of colloquy. 🙌🏻

That’s called securing the bag. 💰😆
I love when an attorney’s last name is long as hell. Thanks for the extra 10 pages, Mr. Maniscalco-Arteaga. 🫶🏻
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 6h
And I’m gonna send you a pic to prove it. 😆
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 6h
I have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow morning and on the way home I am 100% stopping for a Coke somewhere.
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 6h
I want it so bad 😭
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 6h
Ohhh. That sounds good too! 😍
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 6h
A really cold one.
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 6h
@1dgrn.bsky.social I am still craving a Coke specifically out of a can.
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1d
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1d
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1d
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1d
DEF 😂
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1d
It was actually only $40! Cheapest thing in the women’s store, so I couldn’t resist!
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1d
*EAT YOU 🍅🧂
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1d
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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 1d
Covering my face because I look like shit, but, yes, SPUBS, baby. 😂🫡
Me in SPUBS merch
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