Whitney 🏁🍂
@f1whitney.coys.social
Weird girl in court with even weirder machine. ⚖️ Anemic & Sleepy. #COYS 🤍 #ForzaFerrari 🔴
All my opinions are correct and peer-reviewed.
Bantz Merchant. 🤟🏻
All my opinions are correct and peer-reviewed.
Bantz Merchant. 🤟🏻
Pinned
Special shout out to Sky Sports Halo™️©️®️ for helping me understand sportz and fall in love with F1 + THFC.
Couldn’t have done it without you! 🫡
P.S. GOTH AWAY KIT SUPREMACY 🖤
Couldn’t have done it without you! 🫡
P.S. GOTH AWAY KIT SUPREMACY 🖤
I went to the grocery store on Thanksgiving Eve while wildly hungover and I feel like I just back from war.
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I went to the grocery store on Thanksgiving Eve while wildly hungover and I feel like I just back from war.
This popped into my phone as a “Thanksgiving Memory.” 😭
Last year I was on deadline for yet another dark trial and had to work part of the day.
SIMPLY LOVELY! 😅🦃
Last year I was on deadline for yet another dark trial and had to work part of the day.
SIMPLY LOVELY! 😅🦃
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This popped into my phone as a “Thanksgiving Memory.” 😭
Last year I was on deadline for yet another dark trial and had to work part of the day.
SIMPLY LOVELY! 😅🦃
Last year I was on deadline for yet another dark trial and had to work part of the day.
SIMPLY LOVELY! 😅🦃
omg I partied too hard watching the DWTS finale (lmao) and am actually struggling this morning 😭
About to spike my coffee for medicinal purposes 😭
(can I use this holiday eve as an excuse to be a degenerate?)
About to spike my coffee for medicinal purposes 😭
(can I use this holiday eve as an excuse to be a degenerate?)
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
omg I partied too hard watching the DWTS finale (lmao) and am actually struggling this morning 😭
About to spike my coffee for medicinal purposes 😭
(can I use this holiday eve as an excuse to be a degenerate?)
About to spike my coffee for medicinal purposes 😭
(can I use this holiday eve as an excuse to be a degenerate?)
I’ve always loved the day before Thanksgiving. It’s just a chill day at work and everyone is just excited to eat a lot of food and nap the next day.
Goated holiday, really. 🦃
Goated holiday, really. 🦃
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I’ve always loved the day before Thanksgiving. It’s just a chill day at work and everyone is just excited to eat a lot of food and nap the next day.
Goated holiday, really. 🦃
Goated holiday, really. 🦃
A friend to all is a friend to none.
People forget this basic principle in life.
When you have no loyalty to anyone, it’s a natural consequence to feel/be alone.
Get some conviction instead of desperation for approval from anyone.
Respect will follow.
Signed,
Buzzed Unsolicited Advice 🫶🏻🫡
People forget this basic principle in life.
When you have no loyalty to anyone, it’s a natural consequence to feel/be alone.
Get some conviction instead of desperation for approval from anyone.
Respect will follow.
Signed,
Buzzed Unsolicited Advice 🫶🏻🫡
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 AM
A friend to all is a friend to none.
People forget this basic principle in life.
When you have no loyalty to anyone, it’s a natural consequence to feel/be alone.
Get some conviction instead of desperation for approval from anyone.
Respect will follow.
Signed,
Buzzed Unsolicited Advice 🫶🏻🫡
People forget this basic principle in life.
When you have no loyalty to anyone, it’s a natural consequence to feel/be alone.
Get some conviction instead of desperation for approval from anyone.
Respect will follow.
Signed,
Buzzed Unsolicited Advice 🫶🏻🫡
I don’t wanna see JD Vance in my town tomorrow when I’m out and about and yet 😭
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I don’t wanna see JD Vance in my town tomorrow when I’m out and about and yet 😭
I need a regular eyeball masseuse the concept just sounds so nice (no idea if it’s damaging long term I just want them rubbed gently)
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I need a regular eyeball masseuse the concept just sounds so nice (no idea if it’s damaging long term I just want them rubbed gently)
Checking my FB memories and really did not need my long-term friend Garrett to co-sign how I *am* as big of a nerd as cartoon Pepper Ann, despite my suspicions lmao. 😅
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Checking my FB memories and really did not need my long-term friend Garrett to co-sign how I *am* as big of a nerd as cartoon Pepper Ann, despite my suspicions lmao. 😅
I’ve already decided fuck it nothing matters I will take tomorrow and Thursday off. I’m just getting a start on blackout Wednesday god forbid.
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I’ve already decided fuck it nothing matters I will take tomorrow and Thursday off. I’m just getting a start on blackout Wednesday god forbid.
I need all of my mutuals that live in Ireland to like this post for research purposes pls lmao 🇮🇪 🍀
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I need all of my mutuals that live in Ireland to like this post for research purposes pls lmao 🇮🇪 🍀
Post your warning label.
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Post your warning label.
There are so many reasons I don’t DM with anon accounts, SO MANY, but you lot must understand I work in criminal court.
I am really not the one to think I can be engaged with in that regard.
I’ve seen the worst humanity has to offer online; no exaggeration.
And no exception for you. 👍🏻
I am really not the one to think I can be engaged with in that regard.
I’ve seen the worst humanity has to offer online; no exaggeration.
And no exception for you. 👍🏻
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
There are so many reasons I don’t DM with anon accounts, SO MANY, but you lot must understand I work in criminal court.
I am really not the one to think I can be engaged with in that regard.
I’ve seen the worst humanity has to offer online; no exaggeration.
And no exception for you. 👍🏻
I am really not the one to think I can be engaged with in that regard.
I’ve seen the worst humanity has to offer online; no exaggeration.
And no exception for you. 👍🏻
No, you cannot DM me actually, lol. It’s clear this is the second night in a row of you being shady. And before I could block, you deleted your profile again. Leave me alone.
As long as you say something more interesting than “hi.” I will ignore that shit forever.
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
No, you cannot DM me actually, lol. It’s clear this is the second night in a row of you being shady. And before I could block, you deleted your profile again. Leave me alone.
I don’t need Reddit sending me emails titled “WHY” when it’s getting into the existential hours like read the room I don’t know ffs
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I don’t need Reddit sending me emails titled “WHY” when it’s getting into the existential hours like read the room I don’t know ffs
how did I miss this rhino emoji during me & @vixerunt.bsky.social’s gossip session?
How dare she sneak in something so clever?
🤣🤣
How dare she sneak in something so clever?
🤣🤣
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
how did I miss this rhino emoji during me & @vixerunt.bsky.social’s gossip session?
How dare she sneak in something so clever?
🤣🤣
How dare she sneak in something so clever?
🤣🤣
I have such a toxic social media hot take right that my mild buzz is dying to get out but I will be strong
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I have such a toxic social media hot take right that my mild buzz is dying to get out but I will be strong
will admit I like Whitney Carson by default because we share the same first name
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
will admit I like Whitney Carson by default because we share the same first name
omfg I just got so annoyed I finally collected the entire Gucci Flora collection (my version of Pokémon) just to learn there is a new scent they’re peddling for Christmas
CAN I NOT REST FFS 😭
CAN I NOT REST FFS 😭
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
omfg I just got so annoyed I finally collected the entire Gucci Flora collection (my version of Pokémon) just to learn there is a new scent they’re peddling for Christmas
CAN I NOT REST FFS 😭
CAN I NOT REST FFS 😭
I love it when he goes on a hyper-specific bitch rant. 😭
American Authors have to be the worst band of all time. It’s fucking royalty-free music that breached containment from its $6 per month stock library. It’s like the marketing department for Target started a band. They sound how astroturf feels.
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I love it when he goes on a hyper-specific bitch rant. 😭
being obnoxious on social media is my passion 🙂↕️
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
being obnoxious on social media is my passion 🙂↕️
did I just see that really cute and nerdy Olympic swimmer guy in the crowd run that back I adore him
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
did I just see that really cute and nerdy Olympic swimmer guy in the crowd run that back I adore him
Hard co-sign on Robert and Jordan is undeniable.
Again please
If you love me can you please text “Jordan” and “Robert” ten times each to 21523. It’s really important. If you show me evidence, I’ll reply with a picture of one of my pets
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Hard co-sign on Robert and Jordan is undeniable.
Just ate a grape and I VOTED FOR ROBERT.
(Blame @vixerunt.bsky.social for making me think of spam votes this way. 😂)
(Blame @vixerunt.bsky.social for making me think of spam votes this way. 😂)
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Just ate a grape and I VOTED FOR ROBERT.
(Blame @vixerunt.bsky.social for making me think of spam votes this way. 😂)
(Blame @vixerunt.bsky.social for making me think of spam votes this way. 😂)
Ten votes per couple per round omg I’m gonna send thirty texts tonight aren’t I
a man is standing in front of a white board with math equations on it .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a white board with math equations on it .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Ten votes per couple per round omg I’m gonna send thirty texts tonight aren’t I
DWTS finale starts now I know I’m gonna cry I mean Robert Irwin is gonna dance again 🥺
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
DWTS finale starts now I know I’m gonna cry I mean Robert Irwin is gonna dance again 🥺