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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂

@f1whitney.coys.social

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Weird girl in court with even weirder machine. ⚖️ Anemic & Sleepy. #COYS 🤍 #ForzaFerrari 🔴 All my opinions are correct and peer-reviewed. Bantz Merchant. 🤟🏻

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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · Apr 14

Hi! 👋🏻 It’s still me!

I simply changed my pfp as I feel like it’s lowkey illegal to not do so when you get new merch in, haha.

I’m now in a blue Ferrari shirt instead of a blue Spurs shirt. 🩵

That is all.

A selfie in my new Ferrari merch outside of my house.

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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 13h

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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 14h

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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 14h

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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 14h

DEF 😂

Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 14h

It was actually only $40! Cheapest thing in the women’s store, so I couldn’t resist!

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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 14h

*EAT YOU 🍅🧂

Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 14h

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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 14h

Covering my face because I look like shit, but, yes, SPUBS, baby. 😂🫡

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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 14h

that’s exactly right 😆

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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 14h

good to know 😂

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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 14h

YES 🤤🍅

Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 14h

My new SPURS sweatshirt looks like it says SPUBS 😆🤍

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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 14h

😂

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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 14h

I want some thick boi tomatoes rn.
🍅🧂
The kind that just have TEXTURE.
🍅🧂
Throw some salt and pepper on them and let the juice drip on your face after dat first CRUNCHY CRUNCHY bite.
🍅🧂
Hell ya.

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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 15h

There are things you can’t teach people, something as personal as loving yourself.

But why wouldn’t you? Hard to grasp.

You’re a great person, but this is something outside validation from others will never fix.

Tho I wish it could. (As almost all of my problems would be solved as well. 😂)

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15h

Make sure to talk to your kids about existential dread

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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 15h

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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 15h

No, no. It was fine. It’s ultimately a compliment. If anything I was mad I missed out on their tip, because it was always at least $20. 😂

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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 15h

Just made me feel like I did something wrong. Like I was in trouble just for existing with an ass and having a boyfriend.

I was like “are you mad at me? 🥺”

And he was like “lmao no I totally get it.”

😂😂

(It did look great back then tho I will not lie. 😂)

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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 15h

I was so embarrassed lmao. So bold to say that to anyone, let alone my boyfriend. 😭

Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16h

(sorry to impede this convo couldn’t resist 😂)

Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16h

You’re a very beautiful bear with a lovely coat and sweater. 🥰

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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 16h

hell ya 😎

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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 17h

Think I’m also gonna re-watch The Substance tonight now that it’s on HBO Max.

(SIDE NOTE: I pronounce H-B-O as “H-Bow” just to be obnoxious. 😆)

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Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 17h

Also one time my boyfriend (kitchen worker) was delivering food to help me as my orders were backed up.

He went to this usual place I delivered to & they said, “Damn. We were hoping it was gonna be the girl with the big ass.”

My man was like “yeahhh super hard to not punch them all in the face.” 😭

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