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Fake Kold @fake.koldinium.com · 9d

i'd rather rip off my skin, set myself on fire, and walk on coals than spend 10 minutes on x the everything app

Fake Kold @fake.koldinium.com · 21m

when you have the intelligence of a 7 year old human child >>>>> (this one is specifically about crows(i love crows btw))

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Fake Kold @fake.koldinium.com · 22m

you did not see another version of this post where i forgot to censor an instance of the word i was censoring

Fake Kold @fake.koldinium.com · 22m

istg if another sv*lte-head finds their way to that post i'm gonna make sure i block the sv*lte domain on all of the computers to ensure i never touch the damn thing out of spite

Fake Kold @fake.koldinium.com · 29m

1) you mean "creeper, aw man"
2) actually you mean Revenge

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ayla computer @aylac.top · 2h

birds are cool as shit if you think about it

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f4mi ‼️ @f4mi.bsky.social · 5h

thanks to everyone who helped me out with this, i am going to try to use my personal channels to relay what i learned in order to idk just avoid stuff like this happening in the future, i am now 100% certain Nirav and others did not know anything about the political affiliations of those people and

f4mi ‼️ @f4mi.bsky.social · 1d

need your help: can you help me out figure out where this framework drama started? because i keep hearing stuff and then i fact check it and seems inaccurate (like people saying they sponsored dhh which as far as i can tell never happened) so genuinely pls lmk what’s going ok precisely 🙏

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lacha @azolitmin.bsky.social · Jun 23

standalone...

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spookypuritan whore @fxggotposting.moe.observer · 8h

idk what this snookie thing or whatever is but my contribution to the discourse is that i think ppl should be nice to devs who are trying to expand the atproto project but if its really that much of a mess maybe someone should come on as an assistant of sorts

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Fake Kold @fake.koldinium.com · 9h

i like steve klabnik's tutorial for it: steveklabnik.github.io/jujutsu-tuto...

Introduction - Steve's Jujutsu Tutorial

steveklabnik.github.io

Fake Kold @fake.koldinium.com · 9h

i love you tangled dot org

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Fake Kold @fake.koldinium.com · 9h

TIL tangled has built in support for jj

blog.tangled.org/stacking

jujutsu on tangled

tangled now supports jujutsu change-ids!

blog.tangled.org

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Fake Kold @fake.koldinium.com · 9h

yeah my post was mostly in jest (i hope it came across that way) but a lot of other people had seemingly a lot more animosity towards the project

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helena | blot-tan🐙 @fallen-denpa-angel.neocities.org · 18h

if love live was awesome it would be called squidol (squid idol) project and they would all be octopuses or perhaps cuttlefish

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Fake Kold @fake.koldinium.com · 18h

i think it was one of the ai generated journalism videos

Fake Kold @fake.koldinium.com · 18h

pakistan. although i'm in a pretty remote place

Fake Kold @fake.koldinium.com · 19h

we would need some equivalent to reposts right?

Fake Kold @fake.koldinium.com · 20h

network*

Fake Kold @fake.koldinium.com · 20h

its the really petty reason that the svelte site has really slow navigation on my tework 💀

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Fake Kold @fake.koldinium.com · 21h

the svelte website really annoys me so i'm biased against it

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Fake Kold @fake.koldinium.com · 21h

are people migrating away from bsky rn?

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Fake Kold @fake.koldinium.com · 21h

but but haskell

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Fake Kold @fake.koldinium.com · 22h

majora's mask was good suck my nuts

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Fake Kold @fake.koldinium.com · 22h

solid has been pretty nice in this regard though actually

Fake Kold @fake.koldinium.com · 22h

the problem is that the react tooling is way too complex. every time i try to pick it up, i bounce off.

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Fake Kold @fake.koldinium.com · 22h

"react is basically haskell" might be the exact propoganda i needed to actually give it a try

dan @danabra.mov · 1d

i think the @react.dev Compiler team could include more of this type of messaging. i'm being a bit inflammatory here (and Haskell may not the best analogy), but the principle of "pure things are safe to move around" is fundamentally simple and has been known for decades. teach it to new generation!

You may not like it, but React is basically Haskell.

The React Compiler works for the same exact reason that compilers for pure programming languages are able to make non-trivial optimizations.

If your code is composed of pure functions, it is safe to re-order their computation, or save the result for some inputs and reuse it for later for same inputs. This is not some kind of a “workaround” or a hack — it’s one of the most exciting consequences of the functional programming paradigm which has been known and used for decades.

Purity and idempotency make it safe to move stuff around without changing the final outcome. Following the "rules of React" is just ensuring your code is safe to move around like this.

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