Fake Kold
@fake.koldinium.com
cisgender heterosexual man.
these people ain't seen a brown-skinned man since their grandparents bought one
these people ain't seen a brown-skinned man since their grandparents bought one
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Fake Kold
@fake.koldinium.com
· Aug 15
i'm sorry for being an illiterate gooner
why does every application under wayland take twice as long to startup
December 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
why does every application under wayland take twice as long to startup
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"the forward march of technology must never be impeded" is truly a disgusting and revolting ideology that no one should ever fucking have, yet here we are.
December 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"the forward march of technology must never be impeded" is truly a disgusting and revolting ideology that no one should ever fucking have, yet here we are.
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new life goal is to make something important enough for claude to think of me when compiling a list of people to appreciate
December 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
new life goal is to make something important enough for claude to think of me when compiling a list of people to appreciate
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me when I watch Northernlion
December 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
me when I watch Northernlion
people only care about the envirnoment when the thing damaging the environment is a thing they don't like
December 26, 2025 at 7:30 AM
people only care about the envirnoment when the thing damaging the environment is a thing they don't like
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mathematicians be like group theory set theory and category theory are all different things
December 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
mathematicians be like group theory set theory and category theory are all different things
how do you americans like it when i make cultural references you don't understand
jinnah's pakistan
December 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
how do you americans like it when i make cultural references you don't understand
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anyway its lisp, lisp can cast the first stone
let the language without a janky grammar cast the first stone
December 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
anyway its lisp, lisp can cast the first stone
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… you’re telling me this mistletoe is hung?!?
December 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
… you’re telling me this mistletoe is hung?!?
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doomscrolling fdroid
December 23, 2025 at 8:13 AM
doomscrolling fdroid
my health and safety lecturer was pitching us on a volunteer project for the uni and he said "It's not just about what <UNI> can do for you its also about what you can do for <UNI>, its like what Kevin Spacey said in House Of Cards"
December 23, 2025 at 7:03 AM
my health and safety lecturer was pitching us on a volunteer project for the uni and he said "It's not just about what <UNI> can do for you its also about what you can do for <UNI>, its like what Kevin Spacey said in House Of Cards"
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December 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
real functional programming has never been tried
December 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
real functional programming has never been tried
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when AI tech is mature next year, i will create a video of a white blonde woman getting fired from her job for refusing to apologize for being white. video will go viral. next, i will start a gofundme, which will earn me $2M in tax free income, allowing me to buy a home in a walkable neighborhood
December 22, 2025 at 10:11 AM
when AI tech is mature next year, i will create a video of a white blonde woman getting fired from her job for refusing to apologize for being white. video will go viral. next, i will start a gofundme, which will earn me $2M in tax free income, allowing me to buy a home in a walkable neighborhood
working on a vim wrapper for jj-vcs called gege.vim
December 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
working on a vim wrapper for jj-vcs called gege.vim
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hello again imposter syndrome it's been a while
December 22, 2025 at 9:59 AM
hello again imposter syndrome it's been a while
i've realized that i just assume every woman i interact with on here is trans. there's probably like a couple of cis woman i've internally miscategorized within my oomfs
December 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
i've realized that i just assume every woman i interact with on here is trans. there's probably like a couple of cis woman i've internally miscategorized within my oomfs
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unfortunately i think this skeet might be evergreen
christ, dude, sometimes you have to accept that language is a cooperative game or stop playing
November 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
unfortunately i think this skeet might be evergreen
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everybody is the same age on bluesky
August 22, 2025 at 8:54 AM
everybody is the same age on bluesky
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Jonathan Blow crying in a dark room about Soulja Boy misunderstanding Braid
December 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Jonathan Blow crying in a dark room about Soulja Boy misunderstanding Braid