Fake Kold
@fake.koldinium.com
pakistani cisgender heterosexual man.
these people ain't seen a brown-skinned man since their grandparents bought one.
these people ain't seen a brown-skinned man since their grandparents bought one.
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Fake Kold
@fake.koldinium.com
· Aug 15
i'm sorry for being an illiterate gooner
do oomfs fw with norman sann
February 10, 2026 at 5:35 AM
do oomfs fw with norman sann
if not enemy why enemy-shaped?
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 AM
if not enemy why enemy-shaped?
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Start earning money with NixOS 👉
Go to your configuration > system.moneyd > Set `enable` to true
Go to your configuration > system.moneyd > Set `enable` to true
February 10, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Start earning money with NixOS 👉
Go to your configuration > system.moneyd > Set `enable` to true
Go to your configuration > system.moneyd > Set `enable` to true
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occassionaly i am struck with The Absurd and it serves as a reminder that i have yet to finish the Myth Of Sisyphus
February 10, 2026 at 2:55 AM
occassionaly i am struck with The Absurd and it serves as a reminder that i have yet to finish the Myth Of Sisyphus
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“half a decade” is like 3 weeks vibes wise
February 10, 2026 at 2:34 AM
“half a decade” is like 3 weeks vibes wise
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I appreciate all the support and concern but I'd rather people don't worry too much about me
I will continue to maintain PDSls as needed, but I will also take some distance from Bluesky
If you don't trust me, it's very easy to selfhost, and I will gladly help with any efforts
- Juliet
I will continue to maintain PDSls as needed, but I will also take some distance from Bluesky
If you don't trust me, it's very easy to selfhost, and I will gladly help with any efforts
- Juliet
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I appreciate all the support and concern but I'd rather people don't worry too much about me
I will continue to maintain PDSls as needed, but I will also take some distance from Bluesky
If you don't trust me, it's very easy to selfhost, and I will gladly help with any efforts
- Juliet
I will continue to maintain PDSls as needed, but I will also take some distance from Bluesky
If you don't trust me, it's very easy to selfhost, and I will gladly help with any efforts
- Juliet
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idk they raise a good point
February 9, 2026 at 6:55 PM
idk they raise a good point
why did all this shit start happening right after my birthday
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 AM
why did all this shit start happening right after my birthday
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 AM
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
it'd be really sick if the pds had the option to only expose certain records if you were logged in and prevented broadcast of them to the whole world but let you keep that important data on the pds.
February 9, 2026 at 11:20 AM
it'd be really sick if the pds had the option to only expose certain records if you were logged in and prevented broadcast of them to the whole world but let you keep that important data on the pds.
i find it really interesting that i landed in the video game professional area on the map thing
February 9, 2026 at 10:24 AM
i find it really interesting that i landed in the video game professional area on the map thing
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wallahi we need to do a righteous jihad against clique B
bluesky is too american today i’m afraid
February 9, 2026 at 7:06 AM
wallahi we need to do a righteous jihad against clique B
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bro no that's earnest hemmingway a whole ass different guy
February 9, 2026 at 6:47 AM
bro no that's earnest hemmingway a whole ass different guy
i think this might be the worst kold hellthread
February 8, 2026 at 10:38 PM
i think this might be the worst kold hellthread
i need to get out of this country
February 8, 2026 at 10:16 PM
i need to get out of this country
on one of the worst ever car rides i've ever been on, two other people (men) were conversing about which european country they'd rather have their wives from, and somewhere in the middle i commented "how could you even tell the difference they all look the same"
I'm never beating "not being able to tell apart scandinavian countries" allegations am i
February 8, 2026 at 10:11 PM
on one of the worst ever car rides i've ever been on, two other people (men) were conversing about which european country they'd rather have their wives from, and somewhere in the middle i commented "how could you even tell the difference they all look the same"
i should give a denzel curry album a proper listen every verse i've ever heard from him has been straight fire
February 8, 2026 at 9:34 PM
i should give a denzel curry album a proper listen every verse i've ever heard from him has been straight fire
not enough people are reading the footnote that i consider myself part of the cliques.
you're missing the subtext of my carefully crafted vaguepost nooooooo
you're missing the subtext of my carefully crafted vaguepost nooooooo
the thing to understand about atproto is that there's clique A and clique B and they both hate each other and then separate from both of those are the actual people doing things.
February 8, 2026 at 8:39 PM
not enough people are reading the footnote that i consider myself part of the cliques.
you're missing the subtext of my carefully crafted vaguepost nooooooo
you're missing the subtext of my carefully crafted vaguepost nooooooo
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apropos of nothing at all, @anisota.net already supports bluesky’s unreleased pronouns field — you can edit your profile to include pronouns and see other users’ pronouns who have already done this too
here are mine, hoping bluesky finally releases this in their client
here are mine, hoping bluesky finally releases this in their client
February 8, 2026 at 7:53 AM
apropos of nothing at all, @anisota.net already supports bluesky’s unreleased pronouns field — you can edit your profile to include pronouns and see other users’ pronouns who have already done this too
here are mine, hoping bluesky finally releases this in their client
here are mine, hoping bluesky finally releases this in their client
at rude1 dot blacksky dot team i love you please don't go bald
February 8, 2026 at 7:35 PM
at rude1 dot blacksky dot team i love you please don't go bald
it occurs to me that due to the nature of China's economy they probably don't have an "ai bubble"
February 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
it occurs to me that due to the nature of China's economy they probably don't have an "ai bubble"
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i will say, from atmosphere conference v1, rudy was by far one of the coolest & smartest ppl i talked to – with clear, genuine care towards approaching atproto in the "correct" way. i don't think at any point i really will doubt he's trying in earnest to build things with the best intentions.
February 8, 2026 at 4:33 PM
i will say, from atmosphere conference v1, rudy was by far one of the coolest & smartest ppl i talked to – with clear, genuine care towards approaching atproto in the "correct" way. i don't think at any point i really will doubt he's trying in earnest to build things with the best intentions.
its so fucking crazy that the most insane day in recent bsky memory was the same day i had my birthday party
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
its so fucking crazy that the most insane day in recent bsky memory was the same day i had my birthday party