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absolutely will not shut up about programming languages. apparently also now the calendar guy

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oliver @eikopf.com · Sep 25
if i try hard enough they will surely see that i am an earnest young man with joy in my soul and autism in my brain
i aspire to post so good i get 800 of the most annoying replies i’ve ever read
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
every day i wake up and think “british politics cannot possibly get worse” and every day i am wrong
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
guy from sydney who insists he’s welsh
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
fifth interview. pretty alright
fourth interview. pretty alright
third interview. fucking smashed it
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
i miss 100% of the shots i take
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
world's most elegant programming language strikes again
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
oh boy i sure am excited to purchase RAM for a reasonable price today
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
youtube stop recommending 4 hour video essays to me i’m not going to debase myself like that
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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oh also, I think that there is a harmful mental abstraction in progressive spaces that is illusory and misleads people

"the corporations/rich are making things like this"
there really aren't very many things like this. corporations do not create needs. they do not cover up drugs that work. etc.
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
i will take any opportunity to shill for stillwell’s the story of proof, which is the best history of mathematics i have ever read
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
i would like to apologise. my life was fundamentally changed when some random account told me to go read theory. i am now a dedicated marxist. thank you for your attention in this matter
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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i need rustc to hold me tightly
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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i love being a hater that's bad
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
degrowth has the same problem as prison abolitionism where the policy is either vague or entails committing the worst mass murder in human history
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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you‘re a degrowther? cool. live by your principles, log the fuck off the internet and go live in your mud hut. send me a pigeon to argue with me and i’ll listen
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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i refuse to believe the mamdani-trump meeting is real because it shatters my old man yaoi theory of geopolitics
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
something something joining the war on the jewish space lasers on the side of the jewish space lasers. buff-marx-bursting-through-wall.webp
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
“i bet it feels good as fuck to say yeah nah if you’re an australian” IT DOES
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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i didn’t even defer my thinking to the AI and yet i’m still very stupid and useless. feel kinda ripped off
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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there are only three time signatures, none of which are 4/4
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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on type safety
June 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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i want to say stuff like "im too sexy to work a 9-5" but im not. im not too sexy to do that :(
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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why are you, as a preschooler, not building your professional network on linkedin?
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
first snow!
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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the future of the social web is that there's a guy whose name is muhammad and he has a big book of posts and you go up to him and give him a new post to write down.

if you wanna catch up, you just go up and ask "hey muhammad, what's new?" and he gives you his personal favorites
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 AM