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absolutely will not shut up about programming languages. apparently also now the calendar guy

(he/him)
lmao
January 9, 2026 at 7:40 AM
if i never opened twitter how would i see high comedy like this
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
okay on a whim i tried using nix-shell, it seems a little insane not to provide this error message in the flake output
January 5, 2026 at 4:56 PM
confused and scared
January 5, 2026 at 4:52 PM
google balls
January 5, 2026 at 9:28 AM
“i was trying to spare you, you ungrateful cur!” they’re not sending their best folks
January 4, 2026 at 8:29 PM
January 3, 2026 at 8:54 AM
January 3, 2026 at 8:09 AM
this might be worse actually
January 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
why does the marketing for this thing have the ugliest code snippets i've ever seen
January 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
January 1, 2026 at 2:52 PM
December 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
December 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
in what world is this accessible to a person who doesn’t have any background in topology or type theory
December 23, 2025 at 12:53 PM
look at my fuckass hockey mascot i’m going to go insane
December 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
December 23, 2025 at 9:28 AM
what a wonderful community this video has attracted
December 23, 2025 at 9:27 AM
December 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
December 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i hate using clearsky but like. what
December 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
i genuinely do not understand this attitude to euthanasia
December 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
December 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
i am a walking national stereotype
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
yeah okay you can just do this instead
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
December 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM