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absolutely will not shut up about programming languages. apparently also now the calendar guy

(he/him)
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January 11, 2026 at 7:49 PM
scripture
January 11, 2026 at 9:41 PM
there’s an interesting application of symbolic logic solvers to typeclass-style systems in PLs, and obviously it crops up a lot in proof assistants
January 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
i did a fair bit of formal logic in my bachelor’s, but most of my experience with symbolic logic comes from type theory
January 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
i think hearing the phrase “nuancebro” when i was 14 did irreparable harm to my psyche
January 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
is this what it’s like to deal with new converts?
January 11, 2026 at 9:15 PM
soy fascism phenotype
January 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
i think i’m just very maths brained, almost all absolute truth claims irritate me
January 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
tapping the sign etc. etc.
christ, dude, sometimes you have to accept that language is a cooperative game or stop playing
January 11, 2026 at 9:03 PM
i cannot describe to you just how annoying i find posts that assume an absolute moral claim
January 11, 2026 at 9:01 PM
literally me
January 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
the last few days on this platform have been quite insightful as to which people live in absurd morally charged bubbles
January 11, 2026 at 8:52 PM
my “i would never be an asshole to my colleagues” t-shirt has many people asking questions already answered by my t-shirt
January 11, 2026 at 8:51 PM
coughing baby vs nuclear bomb
January 11, 2026 at 7:19 PM
ok in this case yes
January 11, 2026 at 7:19 PM
b2b saas surely entails some nonzero element of yuri
January 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
i mean maybe? but i assume this would apply equally to any language where LLVM is the dominant cost of compilation
January 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
probably not…
January 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
handle is woke ?!?!?!?
January 11, 2026 at 7:11 PM
went crazy when i was 15
January 11, 2026 at 6:11 PM
trvthnvke
January 11, 2026 at 1:42 PM