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Fake Governor Cox
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Fake Utah Governor. Parody account. I am a fair-weather politician in tumultuous times. I have a smile, not a spine.
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Just a reminder. If you see any Republicans in their early thirties trick or treating in KKK costumes, according to JD Vance, they’re still “a bunch of kids” and you should still give them candy. #Halloween2025
Rand asks an important question. Obviously the answer is Republicans need to do more to boost the bottom line for the corporations and wealthy so the trickle down economics can get to those at the bottom. #utpol
Hey friends. Yes, I did say “we can always point the finger at the other side, and at some point, we have to find an off-ramp, or it's going to get much, much worse,” but obviously I wasn’t saying “we” as in Republicans. #utpol
Once again, I feel the need to remind everyone that not all Republicans are racist just because… because… I’d like to phone a friend. #utpol
EXCLUSIVE: Embattled Trump nominee Paul Ingrassia told Republicans that the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday should be “tossed into the seventh circle of hell” and that he has “a Nazi streak,” according to a group chat viewed by POLITICO.
Trump nominee says he has a ‘Nazi streak,’ bashes MLK Jr. Day, according to texts
Paul Ingrassia’s bid to lead a whistleblower agency is set for a Senate confirmation hearing Thursday.
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This was the easy button and a card that has to be played, but damn I wanted to see this go to trial so we could watch his lawyers eviscerate the DOJ puppet counsel.
Q. Will we ever get fair representation in Utah?
A. It depends on what you call "fair representation". When most of the state is blindly following a demented, felon with authoritarian tendencies, it's only fair that they have a congressional delegation that feels the same way.
a woman in a sequined jacket says fair is fair in yellow letters
ALT: a woman in a sequined jacket says fair is fair in yellow letters
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Q. How is it fair that the #utleg can create boundaries that help them stay in power?
A. The Founding Father's knew power in one individual is dangerous so they created a system where power is concentrated in small number of people who share one brain. It's called a Republic.
a woman says the facts do n't lie in a netflix advertisement
ALT: a woman says the facts do n't lie in a netflix advertisement
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Q. Aren't Utah Republicans also running a citizen referendum to repeal the congressional map that they just endorsed three weeks ago?
A. Yes. If it passes, the map they wanted would be put on hold so the 2026 elections would use the gerrymandered maps that Democrats cannot win.
a woman in a floral dress is laughing while standing next to a man in a black shirt .
ALT: a woman in a floral dress is laughing while standing next to a man in a black shirt .
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Q. What is this indirect initiative Republicans have started?
A. Republicans believe Prop 4 passed with 51% of voters, but mainly from liberal counties. This indirect initiative allows 4% of Utahns to tell the #utleg to kill Prop 4. Legislators are staying mum on how they'd vote.
a woman is screaming with her arms in the air and the words `` im so freakin excited '' .
ALT: a woman is screaming with her arms in the air and the words `` im so freakin excited '' .
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Hey friends. I'm getting A LOT of questions about the congressional map issue. Far too many questions to answer in one tweet, so please follow my thread as I answer all your questions. 🧵 #utleg
a woman is sitting at a desk holding a flower in her hand and says ask me anything .
ALT: a woman is sitting at a desk holding a flower in her hand and says ask me anything .
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Look. He was elected to a four year term and he hasn't even finished his first year. He has plenty of time to unite America like I said he would. #utpol
Thankfully, we have a much tamer Democratic Party here in Utah. Yes, they can be annoying with their 9th and 9th whale worship, coffee drinking, and demands for Mike Lee to stop being an embarrassment to the state, but at least they aren’t terrorists. #utpol
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
I once again feel impressed to remind everyone that not all Republicans are Nazis even if a lot of Republicans do Nazi things. #utpol
I am honored to nominate Judge John Nielsen to the Utah Supreme Court. I believe he has integrity and respect for the law. I look forward to demonizing him when he doesn’t rule our way. #utpol
Hey friends, just a quick note to remind you that not all Republicans are racist just because most racists are Republican. #utpol
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
I know a few Utahns believe I stole the election and turned a whole generation of kids gay by using my pronouns, but I bet they can’t argue my old state flag embroidered socks are cool AF. Sock it, haters. #utpol
I spoke with Stuart Adams and Mike Schultz this morning. They're fuming that the courts didn't extend them more time to ignore the independently drawn congressional maps that the #utleg commissioned after Prop 4. #utpol
ICYMI, in a unanimous ruling without hearing any argument, the Utah Supreme Court has rejected the legislature's request for a stay of redistricting deadlines. GOP leadership says it will comply: www.fox13now.com/news/politic... #utpol #Utah
It’s a very low bar, but thank you to everyone who has commented on how my public remarks have been more professional and healing than President Trump’s. 🙏 #utpol
Confirmed: Charlie Kirk was shot and is in critical condition.

Please pray that Charlie will live to see his family again.

Unconfirmed: Shooter, motives, and rumors on social media.

Please be patient as our local journalists work tirelessly to give us answers we desperately want now.

Thank you.
Before anyone gets over their skis and calls Mitt Romney a liberal Mormon because he referred to himself a “true-blue member,” I can assure you I’ve seen Mitt’s pantry. It’s more than a year’s supply—even if half of it consists of Twinkies. #utpol