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Fake Governor Cox
@fakegovernorcox.bsky.social
Fake Utah Governor. Parody account. I am a fair-weather politician in tumultuous times. I have a smile, not a spine.
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Har har. Now please stop sending me these. #utpol #MikeLeeResign
Hey friends. A quick reminder that these allegations against House Speaker Mike Schultz are simply allegations. It will take time to for this lawsuit to go through the courts and confirm them, so until then, please don't jump to conclusions. #utpol
December 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My statement regarding President Trump's post responding to the death of Rob and Michele Reiner. #utpol
December 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The real story here is how mean is the @sltrib.com for pointing out that President Stuart Adams is a model practitioner of The Utah Way as if it's a bad thing. #utpol #TheUtahWay
December 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I would like to thank @governor.pa.gov for the kind words about me without examining my actual history. #utpol #DisagreeBetter
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I know the end of the year is always busy, so I went ahead and made my appointments with Stuart Adams and Mike Schultz to renew my Governor Recommend. Happy to be able to officiate as Governor of Utah for 2026. #utpol
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Hey friends, I feel the need to remind everyone that not all Republicans are financially reckless just because all elected Republicans campaign on reducing the national debt despite always vote to increase the debt. #utpol
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
U.S. hits $38 trillion in debt, after the fastest accumulation of $1 trillion outside of the pandemic
This rapid debt accumulation is the fastest outside of the COVID-19 pandemic, with the debt having reached $37 trillion in August.
www.pbs.org
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Who did it worse?
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Rude
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Not sure why I even tried, but I'm thinking my 2025 resolution to teach my fellow Republicans the difference between "socialism" and "democratic socialism" has been a lost cause. #utpol
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of an airplane and talking .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of an airplane and talking .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Very cool to see more people who may or may not have endorsed @BenMcAdams!! #utpol
I’m honored to have the endorsement and support of so many of Utah’s LGBTQ leaders. I look forward to continuing to work alongside them.
November 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Just... just... stop sending me these. #utpol
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
To those who often ask me what will we do with the nuclear waste that these reactors will generate, I want to assure you we have binders full of ideas and concepts of a plan. #utpol
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Once again I need to remind everyone that not all Republicans refer to women as piggies just because one Republican did.

Most of us just call women stay-at-home mothers, future stay-at-home mothers, should-be-at-home mothers, or shoulda-kept-your-knees-together mothers. #utpol
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I’m told the Utah GOP is running their petition drive to end independently drawn maps in accordance with their election standards. If asked to sign a petition, be ready to present a valid state-issued ID and proof of U.S. citizenship. Temple recommends are also valid. #utpol
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Utah House Minority Leader Angela Romero with an EPIC quote when I asked if she wants to run for the new congressional seat: “Why the f— would I want to be part of that s— show when I’m already in this s— show?!?!”

She’s not running, for the record. She added: “I do love this s— show.” #utpol #Utah
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Hey friends. Quick clarification. I did NOT endorse @benmcadams.bsky.social for congress. During our phone call, I clearly told him I'd work WITH him IF he were elected, but he must have taken that as an endorsement. I have reached out to his team and they'll be taking down my "endorsement." #utpol
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
There’s been a rash of new threats of violence targeting Indiana Republican State Senator Gregory J. Goode, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, and now even one of our own Utah judges. I once again feel the need to remind liberals to #DisagreeBetter. #utpol
November 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
OMG, please stop sending these to me!! #utpol
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Sources tell me Mormon Women for Ethical Government leadership is considering respectfully asking the Utah Legislature to replace ‘Legislature’ in its name with ‘Republican Party’ to avoid any confusion that the legislative branch is associated with public representation. #utpol
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I feel it is, once again, time to remind everyone that not all Republicans have sex with minors. I also have a feeling that, in the near future, I will need to remind you all again. #utpol

Gift link in first comment.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
In Matt Gaetz Scandal, Circumstances Left Teen Vulnerable to Exploitation
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
A message to my liberal friends. Please take a moment to reach out to your Republican friends. They're struggling to process what it will be like having a Utah congressional representative who doesn't align with their politics and values. I'm sure you can empathize. #utpol
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ALT: a man in a black sweater is holding a box of tissues and a card .
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November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
All four of our Republican congressional delegates are back in Washington, but sources tell me they're minds are here in Utah, contemplating last night’s Redistricting ruling. #utpol
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ALT: a group of people are standing around a table in a room .
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November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Possibly the only thing giving Utah Republicans joy this morning is the thoughts of what they’ll do to judges and voters when they get into session in January. #utpol
a man is making a funny face and saying it 's very dark .
ALT: a man is making a funny face and saying it 's very dark .
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November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I just got out of a meeting with members of the #utleg leadership. Normally we begin with a prayer, but this morning President Stuart Adams led the group in a 10 minute "rage ritual." #utpol
a young girl is screaming with her mouth wide open .
ALT: a young girl is screaming with her mouth wide open .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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BREAKING: 3rd District Judge Dianna Gibson has ruled in the Utah redistricting case.

She has BLOCKED Map C, SB1011 and picked plaintiff's Map 1 #utpol #utleg
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM