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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · Aug 21
ICYMI. Now with shipping option because not everyone is #blessed enough to call this truncated diamond home. Wear it to the next bike lobby meeting, the one where we secretly make all the decisions about city planning but only give ourselves shitty, disconnected infrastructure
fakesharrows.bsky.social fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · Aug 20
ok folks. limited run of 51. Arriving next week. In-town handoffs only. $5. Money goes to FreeDC. Express interest here. forms.gle/eB4deGAatAv6...
two inch by two inch button with a sharrowsDC logo and the word Free on it
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 7h
good posting tonight. you‘re all sickos (as am I for reading them)
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 8h
#all5boroughs
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 8h
but where did they all park?
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 9h
it is, but in a good way? and without baseball, even
fakesharrows.bsky.social fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 14h
this website tonight is gonna be too much
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 9h
there is only one person who can unite us
A Tim Krepp for Congress 2014 sign on a lamppost (seriously)
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 9h
the chatbot that writes the smarmy opeds for the personal liberties newspaper gonna be real mad tomorrow
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 13h
new CaBi dock on 9th NW just south of F (outside of Shake Shack)
A mostly empty Bikeshare station
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 14h
the only one that matters
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 14h
this website tonight is gonna be too much
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 21h
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 22h
after at least a year with obscured expired temp tags, the local restaurateur who parks his cybertruck on 9th has finally registered the vehicle
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 1d
only a few more sleeps until your chance to watch live cyclocross in the nation's capital
DC PanAmerican Cyclocross Championships
www.panamcxdc.com
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bikepedantic @bikepedantic.bsky.social · 1d
Happy I-Forgot-to-Put-A-Taillight-On-My-Bike-for-the-Newly-Dark-Ride-Home Day to all who celebrate
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 1d
gonna think about this a lot over the next few days
fakesharrows.bsky.social fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · Sep 10
everyday I wake up and am presented a narrative by the political and media class that in no way resembles my understanding of reality and...I don't think the problem is me
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 1d
Time change is cool because you wake up early enough to have two pots of coffee before work, which is what you need to actually be awake for it
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 2d
entirely possible that we biked past you!
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 2d
this is DC
Soapstone Trail, RCP
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 2d
The Single Guy
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 3d
alas
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 3d
[baseball intensifies]
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 3d
that feels unfulfilling
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 3d
I like how a violent stand-off with vampires consisting of your closest personal relationships is only the second most stressful entertainment I’ve consumed tonight
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 3d
this game is so fucking wild
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 3d
a man in a suit and white shirt is sitting in front of a purple curtain and holding a glass of water .
ALT: a man in a suit and white shirt is sitting in front of a purple curtain and holding a glass of water .
media.tenor.com
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 3d
what
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