fakesharrows
@fakesharrows.bsky.social
myopic little twit, ret.
yeah, its gonna be a bit before we get bike lanes back but still better than the bus
February 4, 2026 at 10:48 PM
yeah, its gonna be a bit before we get bike lanes back but still better than the bus
yeah, it's a weird thought, but you've gotta play out the hand you're dealt
February 4, 2026 at 4:57 PM
yeah, it's a weird thought, but you've gotta play out the hand you're dealt
it's a tremendous opportunity and I hope we can rise to the challenge
February 4, 2026 at 4:55 PM
it's a tremendous opportunity and I hope we can rise to the challenge
DC in 2010
dcin2010.blogspot.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:54 PM
we don't get the luxury of maintaining the ones that we've known. they're either gone, corrupted, or insufficient. we're going to need a do a hard reset and start fresh
February 4, 2026 at 4:54 PM
we don't get the luxury of maintaining the ones that we've known. they're either gone, corrupted, or insufficient. we're going to need a do a hard reset and start fresh
one of the things I've been thinking a lot about lately as both an elder millennial and washingtonian is that the *absolute best case scenario* is us spending the latter half of our working lives building anew replacement institutions and organizations for the ones currently being dismantled
February 4, 2026 at 4:49 PM
one of the things I've been thinking a lot about lately as both an elder millennial and washingtonian is that the *absolute best case scenario* is us spending the latter half of our working lives building anew replacement institutions and organizations for the ones currently being dismantled
this sucks. I’m so sorry
February 4, 2026 at 3:15 PM
this sucks. I’m so sorry
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Not just DC, a metro area of 7 million people
12 people left to cover the city of Washington, DC. 12 www.npr.org/2026/02/04/n...
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Not just DC, a metro area of 7 million people
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1. Build huge subscriber base by telling them their $ supports democracy.
2. Don’t establish other revenue sources.
3. Rug-pull subscribers by pushing opinion side to the right.
4. Subscribers leave, revenue falls.
5. Enact crippling newsroom cuts.
2. Don’t establish other revenue sources.
3. Rug-pull subscribers by pushing opinion side to the right.
4. Subscribers leave, revenue falls.
5. Enact crippling newsroom cuts.
February 4, 2026 at 11:52 AM
1. Build huge subscriber base by telling them their $ supports democracy.
2. Don’t establish other revenue sources.
3. Rug-pull subscribers by pushing opinion side to the right.
4. Subscribers leave, revenue falls.
5. Enact crippling newsroom cuts.
2. Don’t establish other revenue sources.
3. Rug-pull subscribers by pushing opinion side to the right.
4. Subscribers leave, revenue falls.
5. Enact crippling newsroom cuts.
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mackenzie scott has the chance to do the funniest thing
September 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
mackenzie scott has the chance to do the funniest thing
the personal liberty to be fired in a free market by a billionaire owner who could easily continue paying for everybody and then some with the money in his couch cushions
February 4, 2026 at 2:07 PM
the personal liberty to be fired in a free market by a billionaire owner who could easily continue paying for everybody and then some with the money in his couch cushions
yup. If you don’t mind taking the lane (which is a big if), biking is just as fast as usual
February 4, 2026 at 1:52 PM
yup. If you don’t mind taking the lane (which is a big if), biking is just as fast as usual
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Can anyone
@dcwater.bsky.social @ddotdc.bsky.social @mayorbowser.dc.gov @cmzparker5.bsky.social @wmatagm.bsky.social assist?
@dcwater.bsky.social @ddotdc.bsky.social @mayorbowser.dc.gov @cmzparker5.bsky.social @wmatagm.bsky.social assist?
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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Hey #BikeDC, as of 9pm there's a water main break or something on the MBT behind City State, basically converting the trail to a stream. Not passable. I called @dcwater.bsky.social to report it, but I had to tell them the trail is DDOT, not DPR. Who else do I loop in to get this elevated?
February 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Hey #BikeDC, as of 9pm there's a water main break or something on the MBT behind City State, basically converting the trail to a stream. Not passable. I called @dcwater.bsky.social to report it, but I had to tell them the trail is DDOT, not DPR. Who else do I loop in to get this elevated?
treated myself to a crosstown rush hour snowy bike commute from Penn Quarter to Georgetown via Washington Circle because my life just isn’t stressful enough
February 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
treated myself to a crosstown rush hour snowy bike commute from Penn Quarter to Georgetown via Washington Circle because my life just isn’t stressful enough
biked to work today, mostly using 9th Street. From RIA to Penn, it was mostly good absent a couple of intersections where the plowed snow had piled up. With a little more melt and maybe one more quick round of shoveling at those spots, we should be fully back in business
February 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
biked to work today, mostly using 9th Street. From RIA to Penn, it was mostly good absent a couple of intersections where the plowed snow had piled up. With a little more melt and maybe one more quick round of shoveling at those spots, we should be fully back in business
that was 2 weeks ago for me. It finally clicked!
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
that was 2 weeks ago for me. It finally clicked!
last tweet ever about flip turns, I promise. unable to just take the win, today I started practicing them with the pull buoy. it's exhausting to be this way, but it is what it is. anyway, thanks for following along this very pointless journey
February 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
last tweet ever about flip turns, I promise. unable to just take the win, today I started practicing them with the pull buoy. it's exhausting to be this way, but it is what it is. anyway, thanks for following along this very pointless journey
want to put some of that end-of-day work stress in the rear view? might I suggest a metal garden shovel and the nearest 50 square feet of sidewalk ice?
February 2, 2026 at 11:02 PM
want to put some of that end-of-day work stress in the rear view? might I suggest a metal garden shovel and the nearest 50 square feet of sidewalk ice?
the Kennedy Center is much more visible to Washingtonians and commuters and tourists than the East Wing was and I think that’s going to shape a lot of the very visceral hate to any potential external reno
February 2, 2026 at 12:22 PM
the Kennedy Center is much more visible to Washingtonians and commuters and tourists than the East Wing was and I think that’s going to shape a lot of the very visceral hate to any potential external reno
OUT: going within 5 feet of any window in my home
IN: keeping my face inches above a steaming bowl of oatmeal
IN: keeping my face inches above a steaming bowl of oatmeal
February 1, 2026 at 1:38 PM
OUT: going within 5 feet of any window in my home
IN: keeping my face inches above a steaming bowl of oatmeal
IN: keeping my face inches above a steaming bowl of oatmeal
Totally right. everyone in that movie looked perfect
February 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Totally right. everyone in that movie looked perfect
4. Chauffeurbanism (uber-based mass transit attempts) really shows its weakness when snow makes it impossible to pull over and idle. y’all fucked
January 31, 2026 at 11:52 PM
4. Chauffeurbanism (uber-based mass transit attempts) really shows its weakness when snow makes it impossible to pull over and idle. y’all fucked
3. I did take CaBi home from Georgetown because I enjoy shitshows
January 31, 2026 at 11:50 PM
3. I did take CaBi home from Georgetown because I enjoy shitshows
2. If you are the father of a 6 year old son, I do not recommend hearing his voice on the phone immediately post-film unless you are prepared to become an incoherent blubbering mess. boy was I not ready for that
January 31, 2026 at 11:48 PM
2. If you are the father of a 6 year old son, I do not recommend hearing his voice on the phone immediately post-film unless you are prepared to become an incoherent blubbering mess. boy was I not ready for that