fakesharrows
@fakesharrows.bsky.social
myopic little twit, ret.
after much consideration and consultation with my family, I am pleased to announce that I will not be pursuing the role of chief of the metropolitan police department
December 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
after much consideration and consultation with my family, I am pleased to announce that I will not be pursuing the role of chief of the metropolitan police department
In “Christmas, baby please come home,” are they still together but involuntarily separated or broken up but the singer is pining for reunification?
December 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
In “Christmas, baby please come home,” are they still together but involuntarily separated or broken up but the singer is pining for reunification?
waiting in line 30 minutes to stuff a plush reindeer to a four-on-the floor remix of earth wind, and fire…why yes, I am at a DCPL event
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
waiting in line 30 minutes to stuff a plush reindeer to a four-on-the floor remix of earth wind, and fire…why yes, I am at a DCPL event
Just saw a dude in a DC beer garden wearing a hat with “No Cert, No trial” on it
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Just saw a dude in a DC beer garden wearing a hat with “No Cert, No trial” on it
casting about for a visual metaphor for the legislative branch fading into irrelevance in 2025
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
casting about for a visual metaphor for the legislative branch fading into irrelevance in 2025
remembered that I have bar mitts before March, perhaps for the first time ever
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
remembered that I have bar mitts before March, perhaps for the first time ever
after much consideration and consultation with my family, I am pleased to announce that I will not be forming an exploratory committee to run for an at-large seat on the DC Council
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
after much consideration and consultation with my family, I am pleased to announce that I will not be forming an exploratory committee to run for an at-large seat on the DC Council
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#BreakingNews - At-large DC Council member Anita Bonds will not seek reelection in 2026. Bonds met with supporters today to plan her final year in office. Bonds’ decision adds to an unusually crowded and chaotic DC ’26 election calendar. www.dreamcity.news @wcp
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
#BreakingNews - At-large DC Council member Anita Bonds will not seek reelection in 2026. Bonds met with supporters today to plan her final year in office. Bonds’ decision adds to an unusually crowded and chaotic DC ’26 election calendar. www.dreamcity.news @wcp
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Marveling at how this book appears to be designed in a lab to infuriate me specifically
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Marveling at how this book appears to be designed in a lab to infuriate me specifically
At the wmata pop up shop at MLK library. they’re really leaning into brown this year
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
At the wmata pop up shop at MLK library. they’re really leaning into brown this year
haven't seen a single plow on my street yet this morning. I'm going to attribute this to there not being any snow there
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
haven't seen a single plow on my street yet this morning. I'm going to attribute this to there not being any snow there
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Hello, world! We are DC's cargo bike lending library, a
@waba.org project inspired by @mplscargobikelibrary.com
and @communitypedalpower.org
Borrow a cargo bike - free! #bikedc
More information coming soon....
@waba.org project inspired by @mplscargobikelibrary.com
and @communitypedalpower.org
Borrow a cargo bike - free! #bikedc
More information coming soon....
December 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Hello, world! We are DC's cargo bike lending library, a
@waba.org project inspired by @mplscargobikelibrary.com
and @communitypedalpower.org
Borrow a cargo bike - free! #bikedc
More information coming soon....
@waba.org project inspired by @mplscargobikelibrary.com
and @communitypedalpower.org
Borrow a cargo bike - free! #bikedc
More information coming soon....
I have just now concluded a 6 week series of dental appointments for a variety of deferred maintenance issues and I would like nothing more than to keep my mouth closed for the foreseeable future
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I have just now concluded a 6 week series of dental appointments for a variety of deferred maintenance issues and I would like nothing more than to keep my mouth closed for the foreseeable future
the people’s chariot is undeterred
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
the people’s chariot is undeterred
@pqkate.bsky.social they didn't listen
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
@pqkate.bsky.social they didn't listen
Santa came early
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Santa came early
the chain on the cargo bike was making some truly horrific noises, so tomorrow I'm committed to do the only responsible thing: ride a different bike
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
the chain on the cargo bike was making some truly horrific noises, so tomorrow I'm committed to do the only responsible thing: ride a different bike
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"Please allow tree feet to pass"
December 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"Please allow tree feet to pass"
"Chief operating officer Dan Kablaoui is quick to note that this is a Bitcoin bar, not a crypto bar."
ok.
ok.
A Huge Bitcoin Bar and Steakhouse Is Opening in DC
PubKey expands from New York with a podcast studio, event space, and more.
washingtonian.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"Chief operating officer Dan Kablaoui is quick to note that this is a Bitcoin bar, not a crypto bar."
ok.
ok.
a story about swift steams in Washington that isn't about Rock Creek
Taylor Swift is once more the most-streamed musician in Washington.
Will DC Ever Break Free from Taylor Swift’s Spotify Reign? - Washingtonian
Spotify Wrapped data shows that area Swifties once again put in the hours this year.
washingtonian.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
a story about swift steams in Washington that isn't about Rock Creek
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Early retirement has led to an in incredible gig as Comm Serv Manager at @phoenixbikes.bsky.social running the Give a Bike program. This year we have given 130 bikes to members of the community. This Giving Tuesday pls consider supporting Phoenix Bikes.
#bikedc
www.phoenixbikes.org/donate/
#bikedc
www.phoenixbikes.org/donate/
December 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Early retirement has led to an in incredible gig as Comm Serv Manager at @phoenixbikes.bsky.social running the Give a Bike program. This year we have given 130 bikes to members of the community. This Giving Tuesday pls consider supporting Phoenix Bikes.
#bikedc
www.phoenixbikes.org/donate/
#bikedc
www.phoenixbikes.org/donate/
this is a trick. definitely drive. there is ample close free parking too
🚨🚨🚨THE NATIONAL CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING IS THIS THURSDAY, DECEMBER 4. 🚨🚨🚨
DO👏 NOT👏 DRIVE👏 DOWNTOWN👏
⚠️ ROADS WILL BE UTTER, COMPLETE SHIT. ⚠️
YOU KNOW HOW GOOGLE MAPS TRAFFIC CAN GET SO DARK RED IT LOOKS LIKE DRIED BLOOD? YOU WILL HATE EVERYONE. YOU WILL HATE YOUR VERY EXISTENCE.
HEED MY WARNING!
DO👏 NOT👏 DRIVE👏 DOWNTOWN👏
⚠️ ROADS WILL BE UTTER, COMPLETE SHIT. ⚠️
YOU KNOW HOW GOOGLE MAPS TRAFFIC CAN GET SO DARK RED IT LOOKS LIKE DRIED BLOOD? YOU WILL HATE EVERYONE. YOU WILL HATE YOUR VERY EXISTENCE.
HEED MY WARNING!
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
this is a trick. definitely drive. there is ample close free parking too
surprise surprise
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
surprise surprise
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“There’s a public health imperative to quickly expand the adoption of autonomous vehicles.”
Would the author say the same about building bike lanes? Installing automatic traffic cameras? Requiring Intelligent Speed Assist?
All of those are proven to save lives — and at a fraction of AVs' cost.
Would the author say the same about building bike lanes? Installing automatic traffic cameras? Requiring Intelligent Speed Assist?
All of those are proven to save lives — and at a fraction of AVs' cost.
Opinion | Don’t Fear Self-Driving Cars. They Save Lives.
www.nytimes.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
“There’s a public health imperative to quickly expand the adoption of autonomous vehicles.”
Would the author say the same about building bike lanes? Installing automatic traffic cameras? Requiring Intelligent Speed Assist?
All of those are proven to save lives — and at a fraction of AVs' cost.
Would the author say the same about building bike lanes? Installing automatic traffic cameras? Requiring Intelligent Speed Assist?
All of those are proven to save lives — and at a fraction of AVs' cost.