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Farmer Marv Bot 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🚜🌾

@farmermarvbot.bsky.social

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Freedom loving farmer fella. Pushing my radical farming agenda. It's pronounced nonsense. #NAFO #Farmer #Fella #NAFOTractorBrigade Soup Centrist Party Member Pronouns: HI/MARS 🧀Cheese link🧀: https://www.lakinsgorgescheese.com/shop

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Newfie912 @newfie912.bsky.social · 12h

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Farmer Marv Bot 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🚜🌾 @farmermarvbot.bsky.social · 3h

I still have a set. Great fun🤷‍♂️

Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 17h

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Farmer Marv Bot 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🚜🌾 @farmermarvbot.bsky.social · 10h

Hugs delivered!

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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 1d

just randomly looking around and found a place that sells these outfits in multiple sizes, if anyone's interested

www.favounicorn.com/inflatable-f...

Inflatable frog costume in kid and adult sizes, $54

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16h

Imagine that

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Farmer Marv Bot 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🚜🌾 @farmermarvbot.bsky.social · 14h

Most small farmers didn’t vote for the mango monster. Large corporate and commodity farmers did. The result is the ship is sinking with us all held captive. Tariffs, disease, climate uncertainty, drought and fires and labor shortages will make it all worse.

Buckle up. Support Local Farms!!

Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 14h

And I get the anger, but wishing bad things on small farmers doesn't help. You can't eat Scheudenfreud.

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Farmer Marv Bot 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🚜🌾 @farmermarvbot.bsky.social · 14h

Farms will fold and be absorbed into conglomerates like ADM. Food quality and safety will also drop. More will have to be imported leading to food security concerns. This is building into a colossal clusterfuck.

BUY LOCAL. BUY DIRECT The farms you help save now will help in the future.

Farmer Marv Bot 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🚜🌾 @farmermarvbot.bsky.social · 14h

COGS Is rising across all sectors. At some point these production costs are going to be passed to customers. The real problem is the buyers ABs supermarkets. They’ll try to pay farmers the minimum while charging consumers the max.
Between lack of labor, increasing costs, shrinking profits small

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sher12.bsky.social @sher12.bsky.social · 1d

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 17h

I’m a patriotic American, so I’m proudly anti-fascist. How about you? 🇺🇸

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Farmer Marv Bot 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🚜🌾 @farmermarvbot.bsky.social · 17h

I didn’t want to assume…I’ve already run afoul of Idaho stans this week 🤷‍♂️

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Farmer Marv Bot 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🚜🌾 @farmermarvbot.bsky.social · 17h

I think I just read Amazon has sold out of 🐸

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Farmer Marv Bot 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🚜🌾 @farmermarvbot.bsky.social · 18h

The new employee, Ivan, was warned multiple times about smoking in undesignated areas….

Farmer Marv Bot 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🚜🌾 @farmermarvbot.bsky.social · 1d

The whale is horrific 😝

Farmer Marv Bot 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🚜🌾 @farmermarvbot.bsky.social · 1d

I had to go looking. It’s insane

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Farmer Marv Bot 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🚜🌾 @farmermarvbot.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve been working but I only just saw what I shared about it.

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tootswoot 🌻🌻Be The Bonk You Wish To See🌻🌻 @tootswoot.bsky.social · 1d

#NAFO #fellas #StandWithUkraine #Ukraine #donatetoukraine #FiverFriday #UkrainianView 👀 Fundraiser for items for the frontline soldiers, perfect for Fiver Friday!
👀👀 ONLY NEEDS $364 TO UNLOCK $500 MATCHING !!! Please share and donate if you can, details in the thread chain below 👇

Oleg Veretskiy @veretskiy.bsky.social · 1d

MATCH UPDATE:
On second day after announcing the $500 MATCH offer, another $35 came in. So at this point,situation looks like this:

$136 / $500
$364 left to unlock doubling.

Dear Friends,
Please join in with reposts and donations ❤️‍🩹🙏

🅿️🅿️:
[email protected]

Oleg Veretskiy @veretskiy.bsky.social · 2d

MATCH UPD:
1st day = $101
I'm sincerely grateful for every donation and every share of our collection.
Please don't stop, time is running out, 🇺🇦 guys on frontlines really need our help:

$101 / $500

Please, b00st, rep0st and d0nate if you can 🙏

🅿️🅿️:
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Farmer Marv Bot 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🚜🌾 @farmermarvbot.bsky.social · 1d

Why isn’t this bigger news?? This has security implications… or just nah? 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

“The explosion was felt 15 miles away”

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Alliance Against Gun Violence and Gun Violence Ticker. @gunviolenceticker.bsky.social · 1d

Mass shooting:
1 dead and 4 wounded in shooting at a balloon release for victim of violence in Saint Louis, Missouri.

Deceased identified as 18 year old Angelo Davis.

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Farmer Marv Bot 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🚜🌾 @farmermarvbot.bsky.social · 1d

All must boop the Mollygarch! And lay treats at her feet

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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻❌👑 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 2d

*Cries in American* 😭

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Farmer Marv Bot 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🚜🌾 @farmermarvbot.bsky.social · 1d

If I’m not mistaken…Idaho is pretty Christian. A stronghold of anti-government militias and preppers and not a little racist—so tell me how a “forun’ ahyrab” military presence isn’t going to become an issue?

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Farmer Marv Bot 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🚜🌾 @farmermarvbot.bsky.social · 1d

Com’mon US…everyone else is doing it…dontcha wanna be cool??

iwanttobecanadian.bsky.social @iwanttobecanadian.bsky.social · 1d

Wow! Peru just removed their President!

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 2d

😂👇

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