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Shart (evil fart)

@fartmazzter.bsky.social

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19 y/o he/him🏳️‍⚧️ 🗣️ I draw stuff sometimes 💥💥💥 The dad joke man 📰

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Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · Feb 12

Looking for friends or something idk
I like:
💥 Videogames (minecraft, terraria, portal and other)
💥 Music (mostly TØP and lemon demon)
💥 Memes
💥 Art and design
💥 Pokemon
💥 Collecting stuff
💥 Bugs and fish (especially stupid looking ones)
💥 Drawing cursed things
💥 You 😏 (as a bro😘)
#friends #mutuals

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Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 1m

Glob umblebip 🍽️

Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 6m

Blinbo bum bap 👽🤌🍝

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Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 14m

Oh I also tried dubai chocolate cheesecake a few days ago. It's tasty, but not mindblowing

Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 15m

Alienese sounds like some kind of fancy italian pasta

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Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 16m

Hm I'm still not sure (not sure)

Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 1h

Gofoomirnkog (I wrote that very fast)

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Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 1h

I think that's called a gun (not sure)

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Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 1h

I mean it's okay if there's a little bit of oil in food to add flavour or to create the crust, but if I can actually feel the oily texture then I'm not eating that

Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 1h

Ewewewewewew I hate oil and especially oily dishes 😵😵😵 hell naw

Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 1h

I'm good! How are you? 😜

Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 1h

You're welcome, feel free to contact me if you need another genius invention

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Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 6h

No more mr nice guy 😈

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Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 7h

Still pissed that my college banned halloween two years ago. Me and my friend actually dressed up that day and they said "blah blah blah no satanic holidays"

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Joshler Hourly 𓃑 @joshlereveryhour.bsky.social · 12h

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Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 7h

Hi 😊

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Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 7h

I'm inventing finger eyes just for you vro. It'll be two little cameras that will stream everything straight to your brain like 👉👉🍎 hm yes that's an apple

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Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 7h

They're now banned from the clique. Every mean clikkie is getting sent to the bermuda triangle, I'm operating the slingshot

Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 7h

Soon I will get my breach vinyl yay!!!!! And see my dad :]

Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 1d

Eating a culinary abomination, feeling quite content

Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 3d

How did you cut it 🤯

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Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 3d

Delivery guys are usually students and they're nice. But this idiot was a grown ass man. No wonder he doesn't have a better job, I wouldn't hire someone so rude

Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 3d

Bruh this delivery dude who was supposed to bring my keyboard yesterday showed up today and complained that I didn't answer the calls (I was eeping). No apology, no nothing??? Fuck you, man 🖕 It wasn't me who showed up a day late. Did your mommy not teach you manners?

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Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 5d

Good morning good morning

Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 5d

I really hope that in another word I'm a beautiful burly british man

Shart (evil fart) @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 5d

Ew ew ew sink slop is the worst texture ever I deserve a delightful treat for this