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19 y/o he/him🏳️‍⚧️ 🗣️ I draw stuff sometimes 💥💥💥 The dad joke man 📰

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Fart @fartmazzter.bsky.social · Feb 12

Looking for friends or something idk
I like:
💥 Videogames (minecraft, terraria, portal and other)
💥 Music (mostly TØP and lemon demon)
💥 Memes
💥 Art and design
💥 Pokemon
💥 Collecting stuff
💥 Bugs and fish (especially stupid looking ones)
💥 Drawing cursed things
💥 You 😏 (as a bro😘)
#friends #mutuals

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Fart @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 18h

Eating a culinary abomination, feeling quite content

Fart @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 2d

How did you cut it 🤯

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Fart @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 2d

Delivery guys are usually students and they're nice. But this idiot was a grown ass man. No wonder he doesn't have a better job, I wouldn't hire someone so rude

Fart @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 2d

Bruh this delivery dude who was supposed to bring my keyboard yesterday showed up today and complained that I didn't answer the calls (I was eeping). No apology, no nothing??? Fuck you, man 🖕 It wasn't me who showed up a day late. Did your mommy not teach you manners?

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Fart @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 4d

Good morning good morning

Fart @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 4d

I really hope that in another word I'm a beautiful burly british man

Fart @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 4d

Ew ew ew sink slop is the worst texture ever I deserve a delightful treat for this

Fart @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 4d

I'll be getting my breach vinyl soon!!! Kinda late, but the fact that I'm even getting one is already a miracle

Fart @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 4d

I hate dreams that are realistic. I don't want to guess whether something actually happened or I just imagined it

Fart @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 8d

I'm being influenced by my friends to watch anime and I kinda like it 🤧

Fart @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 10d

I'm dyslexic as hell how did that even happen sorry I meant ball

Fart @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 10d

One dall 💔

Fart @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 10d

Yes I work at the pondering factory so I do that a lot

Fart @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 10d

I hate drawing now that I think about it. I only do it because it's the only way to visualise my thoughts and ideas. I rarely find it enjoyable

Fart @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 10d

Pondering about life 🫟

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Fart @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 11d

Hiiii

a cartoon of spongebob wearing a white shirt and a red tie

Alt: Spongebob waving his little yellow hand

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Fart @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 11d

Fuuuuck I just read the ingredients on the chocolate candy I like and it has alcohol in it. That explains a lot

Fart @fartmazzter.bsky.social · 11d

Blueberries are the worst berries just because you can't predict the taste. I know how a strawberry or a raspberry will taste like by the colour and softness, but blueberries are a real gamble. It's either sweet and delicious or painfully sour despite all looking the same