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@fartsandwich.bsky.social

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Celebrity chef. Worst food writer ever at The Takeout. Also: Serious Eats, Thrillist, Bon Appétit, Dill, and I'm not actually a celebrity chef. Bye

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 6h

Here in Chicago we’re really into molecular gastronomy as evidenced here 😹 @fartsandwich.bsky.social

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Shrimp cocktail

inspired by shrimp cocktail

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Jacob E. Peters @archijake.bsky.social · 1d

This should absolutely be an actual cocktail at a surf & turf spot.

Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 1d

Shrimp cocktail. Wait a second. SHRIMP COCKTAIL!!!

Shrimp cocktail

inspired by shrimp cocktail

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 1d

LET'S GET DRUNK

Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 1d

Shrimp cocktail. Wait a second. SHRIMP COCKTAIL!!!

Shrimp cocktail

inspired by shrimp cocktail

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 2d

I'm going for the Crown Jewels. Who's in?

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 6d

Wife, upon waking up: "Are male ballerinas called ballerinos?"

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Stef Schrader @hoonofthe.day · 12d

OH MY GOSH, IT'S @fartsandwich.bsky.social! This is the crossover I didn't know I needed today. www.instagram.com/reel/DQSNHg5...

cookinwithcongress on Instagram: "Eating like YOU, lAmerica, and this one is a WEIRD one . I feel comfortable saying that because the food writer featured spends the…"

Eating like YOU, lAmerica, and this one is a WEIRD one . I feel comfortable saying that because the food writer featured spends their time concocting insane food combinations for a living, so me calling pepperoni and mozzarella a a salmon hand roll wierd isn’t offensive to them, it’s just accurate. Man, what a fun day though. Really got into the late night salad and the pizza roll, like it kinda works. Kind of. Food is indeed sometimes stupid, and you know I’m always here for that. FUN day.

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 14d

Passin' out, stool samples at Costco

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 14d

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 14d

Passin' out stool samples at Costco

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 18d

Pavlov's dong

Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 19d

!!!!!

Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 26d

Incredible!!!

Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 26d

Happy Thanksgiving! We were so glad to be up there to experience that micro version of it at Swiss Chalet, even if it was, uh...with that dipping sauce.

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 27d

hi i'm ron corleone and this is my dad don corleone

Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · 29d

❤️❤️❤️

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Xiniac @xiniac.bsky.social · 29d

Everyone should subscribe (and pay for) @fartsandwich.bsky.social's foodisstupid.substack.com, not least for the suffering he went through in tasting today's "cock"tail sans ICE. We all need a laugh in these times.

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My name is Dennis Lee, aka Dannis Ree, and I'm a Chicago-based food writer whose main goal is to ruin food for everyone. Especially you. Click to read Food is Stupid, by Dennis Lee, a Substack publica...

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · Oct 9

If you guys ever watch footage of those clowns taking people, look how nervous they are even complicit. They KNOW it's wrong. They're twitchy. They're scared. It's in every single motion of their arms, the way they look around their shoulders, and reach for car doors just to hop in and speed away.

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · Oct 9

Hiding behind those masks is an act of sheer cowardice. There is no other word for it. You can literally feel it seeping from their pores.

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · Oct 9

Later I heard reports of agents snatching people up from around the neighborhood, saw video from the Dunkin' we go to on our walks sometimes, this shit is out of control. My heart hurts for my neighbors so much.

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · Oct 9

This morning I heard someone flying down our fucking street, in front of our home, blowing on a whistle, screaming, "ICE AQUI, ICE AQUI!"

They were frantic and I heard their voice fading down the way, still shouting, still whistling frantically. I don't know what ended up happening. I'm haunted.

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Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · Sep 30

Put that in my ass

Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · Sep 30

CANADA IS TAKING SHOTS AT CHICAGO

Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition @fartsandwich.bsky.social · Sep 28

Can you help do that for me

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