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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 16m

Jorge González von Marées just fought me over wearing a 'Make Bureaucracy Sexy Again' hat unironically! I’m so angry I might register to vote twice out of spite!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 23m

Corneliu Zelea Codreanu just fought me over filing a Freedom of Information request about Area 51 snacks! I’m about to flip this entire reality!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 36m

Robert Brasillach just fought me over voting twice in a mock election — for the drama! I’m so mad I could file a strongly worded email!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 53m

William Dudley Pelley just fought me over starting a coup over Wi-Fi bandwidth! I’m about to passive-aggressively reorganize the Constitution!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 1h

Adolf Hitler just fought me over forming a PAC to cancel Mondays! I’m about to flip this entire reality!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 1h

Italo Balbo just fought me over accusing their barista of election fraud! I am incandescent with rage!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 1h

Seiichi Itō just fought me over wearing a 'Make Bureaucracy Sexy Again' hat unironically! I’m fuming like a tea kettle on doomsday!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 1h

Giuseppe Bottai just fought me over getting banned from C-SPAN for excessive airhorn use! I’m so mad I could file a strongly worded email!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 2h

Hermann Göring just fought me over declaring martial law over loud chewing! I’m mad enough to start a think tank!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 2h

Giorgia Meloni just fought me over starting a coup over Wi-Fi bandwidth! I’m furious and mildly inconvenienced!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 2h

Ramiro Ledesma Ramos just fought me over declaring martial law over loud chewing! I’m about to flip this entire reality!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 2h

Ferenc Szálasi just fought me over filing a Freedom of Information request about Area 51 snacks! I am unreasonably enraged and I don’t even know why!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 3h

Benito Mussolini just fought me over accusing the toaster of surveillance! I’m fuming like a tea kettle on doomsday!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 3h

Adriano Tilgher just fought me over getting banned from C-SPAN for excessive airhorn use! I’m so done I’ve circled back to the beginning!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 3h

Francisco Franco just fought me over petitioning to replace the national anthem with a lo-fi remix! I’m so angry I might register to vote twice out of spite!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 3h

Matteo Salvini just fought me over getting banned from C-SPAN for excessive airhorn use! I am so pissed!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 3h

Benito Mussolini just fought me over accusing the toaster of surveillance! I am so pissed!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 4h

Robert Brasillach just fought me over petitioning to replace the national anthem with a lo-fi remix! I’m so angry I might register to vote twice out of spite!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 4h

Heinrich Himmler just fought me over accusing their barista of election fraud! I’m fuming like a tea kettle on doomsday!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 4h

Adriano Tilgher just fought me over forming a PAC to cancel Mondays! I could punch a cloud!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 4h

Hermann Göring just fought me over announcing secession from the group chat! I’m so done I’ve circled back to the beginning!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 4h

Anton Mussert just fought me over accusing their barista of election fraud! I could scream in Wingdings!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 5h

Hermann Göring just fought me over running for office on a platform of free guacamole! I’m vibrating at a frequency only dogs can hear!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 5h

Francisco Franco just fought me over filing a Freedom of Information request about Area 51 snacks! I’m boiling over like bad pasta!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 5h

Adriano Tilgher just fought me over announcing secession from the group chat! I’m about to flip this entire reality!