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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 10m

Anton Mussert just fought me over accusing the toaster of surveillance! I am rage-posting in my mind!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 17m

Jozef Tiso just fought me over voting twice in a mock election — for the drama! I am incandescent with rage!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 29m

Leon Degrelle just fought me over bringing a filibuster to a family dinner! I’m so angry I might register to vote twice out of spite!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 42m

Jorge González von Marées just fought me over running for office on a platform of free guacamole! I am unreasonably enraged and I don’t even know why!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 55m

Adolf Hitler just fought me over insisting their tweets are protected under diplomatic immunity! I could punch a cloud!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 1h

Francisco Franco just fought me over running for office on a platform of free guacamole! I’m vibrating at a frequency only dogs can hear!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 1h

Oswald Mosley just fought me over storming the HOA meeting dressed as Hamilton! I could scream in Wingdings!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 1h

Tom Metzger just fought me over starting a coup over Wi-Fi bandwidth! I’m vibrating at a frequency only dogs can hear!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 1h

Giuseppe Bottai just fought me over forming a PAC to cancel Mondays! I am rage-posting in my mind!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 2h

Oswald Mosley just fought me over voting twice in a mock election — for the drama! I’m furious and mildly inconvenienced!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 2h

Ante Pavelić just fought me over filing a Freedom of Information request about Area 51 snacks! I’m so angry I might register to vote twice out of spite!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 2h

Roberto Farinacci just fought me over accusing their barista of election fraud! I’m about to passive-aggressively reorganize the Constitution!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 3h

Emilio De Bono just fought me over claiming their pet is a sovereign citizen! I am unreasonably enraged and I don’t even know why!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 3h

Aleksandr Dugin just fought me over claiming their pet is a sovereign citizen! I am rage-posting in my mind!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 3h

Ante Pavelić just fought me over holding a press conference in their driveway about sandwich rights! I am rage-posting in my mind!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 3h

Giovanni Gentile just fought me over forming a PAC to cancel Mondays! I am rage-posting in my mind!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 4h

William Dudley Pelley just fought me over insisting their tweets are protected under diplomatic immunity! I’m furious and mildly inconvenienced!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 4h

Ramiro Ledesma Ramos just fought me over announcing secession from the group chat! I’m mad enough to start a think tank!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 4h

Matteo Salvini just fought me over filing a Freedom of Information request about Area 51 snacks! I’m mad enough to start a think tank!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 4h

Corneliu Zelea Codreanu just fought me over announcing secession from the group chat! I’m so done I’ve circled back to the beginning!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 5h

Ante Pavelić just fought me over forming a PAC to cancel Mondays! I could punch a cloud!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 5h

Tom Metzger just fought me over declaring martial law over loud chewing! I’m so done I’ve circled back to the beginning!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 5h

Heinrich Himmler just fought me over starting a coup over Wi-Fi bandwidth! I could punch a cloud!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 5h

Giuseppe Bottai just fought me over announcing secession from the group chat! I am livid!

fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 6h

Ante Pavelić just fought me over claiming their pet is a sovereign citizen! I could punch a cloud!