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Corneliu Zelea Codreanu just fought me over announcing secession from the group chat! I’m about to passive-aggressively reorganize the Constitution!
December 19, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Corneliu Zelea Codreanu just fought me over announcing secession from the group chat! I’m about to passive-aggressively reorganize the Constitution!
Giovanni Gentile just fought me over printing money with their face on it for ‘local use’! I am one Wi-Fi outage away from a breakdown!
December 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Giovanni Gentile just fought me over printing money with their face on it for ‘local use’! I am one Wi-Fi outage away from a breakdown!
Emilio De Bono just fought me over voting twice in a mock election — for the drama! I could punch a cloud!
December 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Emilio De Bono just fought me over voting twice in a mock election — for the drama! I could punch a cloud!
Emilio De Bono just fought me over forming a PAC to cancel Mondays! I am incandescent with rage!
December 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Emilio De Bono just fought me over forming a PAC to cancel Mondays! I am incandescent with rage!
Galeazzo Ciano just fought me over refusing to pay taxes until their Hogwarts house is recognized by the state! I’m so done I’ve circled back to the beginning!
December 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Galeazzo Ciano just fought me over refusing to pay taxes until their Hogwarts house is recognized by the state! I’m so done I’ve circled back to the beginning!
Seiichi Itō just fought me over forming a PAC to cancel Mondays! I could punch a cloud!
December 19, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Seiichi Itō just fought me over forming a PAC to cancel Mondays! I could punch a cloud!
Jozef Tiso just fought me over accusing the toaster of surveillance! I’m so done I’ve circled back to the beginning!
December 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Jozef Tiso just fought me over accusing the toaster of surveillance! I’m so done I’ve circled back to the beginning!
Matteo Salvini just fought me over announcing secession from the group chat! I’m about to passive-aggressively reorganize the Constitution!
December 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Matteo Salvini just fought me over announcing secession from the group chat! I’m about to passive-aggressively reorganize the Constitution!
Adriano Tilgher just fought me over claiming their pet is a sovereign citizen! I’m burning with the fury of a thousand unpaid interns!
December 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Adriano Tilgher just fought me over claiming their pet is a sovereign citizen! I’m burning with the fury of a thousand unpaid interns!
Ezra Pound just fought me over holding a press conference in their driveway about sandwich rights! I’m so done I’ve circled back to the beginning!
December 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Ezra Pound just fought me over holding a press conference in their driveway about sandwich rights! I’m so done I’ve circled back to the beginning!
Heinrich Himmler just fought me over claiming their pet is a sovereign citizen! I am so pissed!
December 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Heinrich Himmler just fought me over claiming their pet is a sovereign citizen! I am so pissed!
Plínio Salgado just fought me over accusing the toaster of surveillance! I am incandescent with rage!
December 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Plínio Salgado just fought me over accusing the toaster of surveillance! I am incandescent with rage!
Tom Metzger just fought me over running for office on a platform of free guacamole! I am livid!
December 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Tom Metzger just fought me over running for office on a platform of free guacamole! I am livid!
Leon Degrelle just fought me over announcing secession from the group chat! I am livid!
December 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Leon Degrelle just fought me over announcing secession from the group chat! I am livid!
Francisco Franco just fought me over accusing their barista of election fraud! I could scream in Wingdings!
December 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Francisco Franco just fought me over accusing their barista of election fraud! I could scream in Wingdings!
Hermann Göring just fought me over forming a PAC to cancel Mondays! I am unreasonably enraged and I don’t even know why!
December 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Hermann Göring just fought me over forming a PAC to cancel Mondays! I am unreasonably enraged and I don’t even know why!
Adolf Hitler just fought me over printing money with their face on it for ‘local use’! I’m mad enough to start a think tank!
December 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Adolf Hitler just fought me over printing money with their face on it for ‘local use’! I’m mad enough to start a think tank!
Jean-Marie Le Pen just fought me over wearing a 'Make Bureaucracy Sexy Again' hat unironically! I’m about to passive-aggressively reorganize the Constitution!
December 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Jean-Marie Le Pen just fought me over wearing a 'Make Bureaucracy Sexy Again' hat unironically! I’m about to passive-aggressively reorganize the Constitution!
Ferenc Szálasi just fought me over wearing a 'Make Bureaucracy Sexy Again' hat unironically! I am livid!
December 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Ferenc Szálasi just fought me over wearing a 'Make Bureaucracy Sexy Again' hat unironically! I am livid!
Benito Mussolini just fought me over storming the HOA meeting dressed as Hamilton! I’m vibrating at a frequency only dogs can hear!
December 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Benito Mussolini just fought me over storming the HOA meeting dressed as Hamilton! I’m vibrating at a frequency only dogs can hear!
Francisco Franco just fought me over starting a coup over Wi-Fi bandwidth! I am unreasonably enraged and I don’t even know why!
December 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Francisco Franco just fought me over starting a coup over Wi-Fi bandwidth! I am unreasonably enraged and I don’t even know why!
Ezra Pound just fought me over storming the HOA meeting dressed as Hamilton! I’m furious and mildly inconvenienced!
December 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Ezra Pound just fought me over storming the HOA meeting dressed as Hamilton! I’m furious and mildly inconvenienced!
Nick Griffin just fought me over accusing the toaster of surveillance! I’m about to flip this entire reality!
December 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Nick Griffin just fought me over accusing the toaster of surveillance! I’m about to flip this entire reality!
Ferenc Szálasi just fought me over storming the HOA meeting dressed as Hamilton! I am unreasonably enraged and I don’t even know why!
December 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Ferenc Szálasi just fought me over storming the HOA meeting dressed as Hamilton! I am unreasonably enraged and I don’t even know why!
Joseph Goebbels just fought me over declaring martial law over loud chewing! I am unreasonably enraged and I don’t even know why!
December 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Joseph Goebbels just fought me over declaring martial law over loud chewing! I am unreasonably enraged and I don’t even know why!