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@fatbadger.bsky.social

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50-something queer and furry with rotating fursonas, but always the badger at heart. No drama. No bullshit. No poking the badger. "My preference" is just code for racist fuckery. We all pushed through together: LGB and T. I use "rainbow" to describe us.

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Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · 10d

Yes, I'm doing fanservice... :)

#MlikardoKnights, Reforged! Launching soon!

Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · 11d

Bless his heart.

That's the problem when trolls tell you about their tactics.

Once you know the secret, you can see the trolling from a mile away.

Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · 15d

I’m just wondering how long before a red cap tries to claim that the terrorist either was trans or autistic?

Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · 15d

Oh, I can absolutely see him doing that. Dude is a graded a narcissist. I mean remember, he was the one who swallowed orbees on social media just for the attention.

Look, I’m no alterboy, but at least I own my shit and my flaws.

Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · 15d

Also, has anyone heard from all the white conservative Christians who, were squealing bloody murder over #CharlieKirk?

It seems that given one of their own just went on a killing rampage, they’ve been terribly quiet.

I hate to draw attention to double standards or anything …

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Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · 15d

So since we had #hogust… #Porktober anyone? ;)

Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · 15d

Gainerbull?

I blame him and people like him for swinging Donald Trump in 2016. Back then, he had a hard on for Jill Stein and the green party, trying to get his “5% revolution“ going.

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Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · 15d

So it used to be that when I told people I came from Flint Michigan, I heard one of two questions:

Did I know Michael Moore?

Did I drink the water?

I suppose that, I should start bracing for “oh did you know anybody connected to that church that got shot up and burned?“

Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · 18d

Five years in to home ownership, I just introduced myself to snaking a bathroom sink drain and standing shower drain.

I am now considering going head-to-toe Lex Luthor, Telly Savalis, or Yul Brenner.

Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · 20d

I, of course, must now insist upon seeing footage of del Toro and the events leading to conception. :)

Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 21d

I love this picture of Guillermo del Toro and Hideo Kojima because it looks like they’re expecting.

Guillermo del Toro and Hideo Kojima standing in front of a recreation of the Frankenstein set. Based on the way del Toro is embracing Kojima, the latter appears to be pregnant.

Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · 20d

I, of course, must now insist upon seeing footage of del Toro and the events leading to conception. :)

Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · 20d

Oh dammit. I need this. I just wish his back roll could unroll to reveal parts....

Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · 21d

This is, hands-down, the most stupid “cut your nose off to spite your face“ moment I’ve seen in the last week.

Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · 21d

Make a note of today’s date and this event. 5 to 10 years from now, when elderly broadcasters are navel, gazing and asking “why is everyone streaming? Why isn’t anyone watching our broadcast channels?“ We want to have the answer ready.

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Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · 22d

Seriously. Nothing like a consumer mass migration to make them get their real priorities in check lol.

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Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · 22d

Now things are getting interesting…

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Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · 23d

So…how long until I get shipped off to RFK’s concentration camps?

Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · 24d

Your Oscar's in the mail to your survival bunker.

Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · 24d

Well bless his heart.

In the early aughts when he was blasting NDs with "my assssssssssssburgerrrrrrrrrrs!" this compassion wasn't there.

When my husbands told him I was diagnosed, there was no compassion.

Just more of Ion virtue signaling so he'll come off as "cool" to the younger ones. *yawn*

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Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · 27d

So we finished #Wednesday last night, and I have ideas...

I think I need to channel my inner Enid a bit.

a girl in a purple sweater and plaid skirt is standing in front of a stone building

ALT: a girl in a purple sweater and plaid skirt is standing in front of a stone building

media.tenor.com

Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · Sep 11

Also, let's be blunt: if you line your pockets and elevate your social profile by wishing ill against me and mine, you've voided your right to sympathy, empathy, or anything else that somehow elevates you in death. #charliekirk

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Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · Sep 11

If anything, he led by example....

Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · Sep 11

Responsible parents think about their actions and reactions. Charlie Kirk taunted Fate, and Fate was like "eh, why the fuck not?" Quit the fucking virtue signaling and maybe think about the rainbows said piece of shit brought grief to because he emboldened a bully.

Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · Sep 11

So.... "Winchester (or Smith and Wesson) Shuts Down Conservative Grifter!"

When are we going to see that #CharlieKirk video on Youtube? :)

You reap what you sow. Blam-blam-blooey....

And please, spare me the "but he had a family!" horseshit.

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Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷 @fatbadger.bsky.social · Sep 9

So let's start a pool...

Weeks
Days
Hours

How long until the first social media reported snapping in two of an #iPhoneAir

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