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THEO!

@fatgrosskitty.bsky.social

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They're calling me big online. Live every Friday on twitch @ twitch.tv/theo_marks | 28 | NB | they/them | NSFW KINK CONTENT INEVITABLE!! SORRY!!! icon by @twist.dog

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THEO! @fatgrosskitty.bsky.social · Nov 9

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This is Theo! He's a food motivated slackoff who will do just about anything for a good enough snack. Catch this freak at an arcade spouting johns, or at a buffet being asked to please leave.

Theo's Refrence sheet, drawn by https://x.com/mich_olly

Theo! Walking from a fighting game event, holding a hitbox and spouting Bison Propoganda!! Drawn by @bielbunny.bsky.social

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THEO! @fatgrosskitty.bsky.social · 1h

EEEEEAASYYYYY DUB

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たか @taka-fin9623.bsky.social · 2h

上班上班

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Dee But Meaner @roundusraccoonus.bsky.social · 2h

belly but it sounds like a water cooler

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AMbutsofter @rockymurasakino.bsky.social · 2h

Twink-death smi1odon

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THEO! @fatgrosskitty.bsky.social · 2h

*caveman voice* Ace is home to Big Green Egg.

THEO! @fatgrosskitty.bsky.social · 2h

:3333333 hi ceejay :333333

THEO! @fatgrosskitty.bsky.social · 3h

Theo the Bird undergoes a fantastic transformation into Theo the Ball!!

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freezer @fllstckdfreezer.bsky.social · Nov 2

They said bears couldn't wag their tail, yet here goes @mindofabear.bsky.social

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THEO! @fatgrosskitty.bsky.social · 3h

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY

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Hookaloof: Apotheosis of a Prancing Mind @hookaloof.bsky.social · 11h

IDK if possums are rodents or not, but, Mae ate them up anyways. I think they're marsupials. Anyways, Lori didn't get included, no kids, obvs

If you wanna see the rest of the sequence early, check it out on my Patreon, here's a funky link to it! https://www.patreon.com/posts/140618494?pr=true

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THEO! @fatgrosskitty.bsky.social · 4h

WAS NO ONE GOING TO MENTION METALUNA MUTANT ONLY HAS A TOTAL OF 1 MINUET OF ON SCREEN ACTION.

THEO! @fatgrosskitty.bsky.social · 11h

Who the fuck is this for. Where’s the This Island Earth fan club at. Who’s buying a figurine from a mid 50’s flick.

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niko oneshot but they’re duen @riolu.gay · 5h

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CC Kirby @cckirby.bsky.social · 2d

Alex Trebek saying "the creature" on this episode of Jeopardy! from Halloween 1997

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THEO! @fatgrosskitty.bsky.social · 7h

IM NOT PAYING 40 DOLLARS FOR THE METALUNA MUTANT DUDE.

THEO! @fatgrosskitty.bsky.social · 7h

Damn jokes on me I guess, looks like I’m watching This Island Earth tonight lol

THEO! @fatgrosskitty.bsky.social · 11h

Who the fuck is this for. Where’s the This Island Earth fan club at. Who’s buying a figurine from a mid 50’s flick.

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THEO! @fatgrosskitty.bsky.social · 9h

AND we don’t have any of the consoles in stock

THEO! @fatgrosskitty.bsky.social · 9h

Certified tech worker at a big box to report, we straight up removed the entire XBOX video game section this past week. Every physical game in the store was replaced with fallout merch.

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Astral @astral-type-2.bsky.social · 9h

Gotta post my fav version

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THEO! @fatgrosskitty.bsky.social · 11h

literally the only reason why I and I can assume anyone knows about it fbfbfngj

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THEO! @fatgrosskitty.bsky.social · 11h

Who the fuck is this for. Where’s the This Island Earth fan club at. Who’s buying a figurine from a mid 50’s flick.

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BOOTfromTV @bootfromtv.bsky.social · 4d

2xko kinda sick as hell

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🦨 @stripebutt.bsky.social · 13h

Gonna open comms again!!

If you've reached out before, I might shoot a DM!!
form.jotform.com/243346392264...

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Citro @citromiel.bsky.social · 1d

First day at work
#Trigun

Meryl, fists on her hips and chin high, is gently scolding a bashful Milly, who’s wearing a tight blazer, shirt ready to pop out, pencil skirt and pointy high heels.
“ “Milly”, that’s right?”
“Yes Ma’am!”
“You know we’re on the field and not the office, right?”
“Yes Ma’am!”
“And you like wearing those heels?”
“No Ma’am!”
“Then tomorrow, wear clothes you’re comfortable in, ok?”
“Yes Ma’am!”
“And please, call me Meryl!”
“Yes Ma’am!”

Milly in a looser white shirt and red tie, smiling confidently with her stun-gun on her shoulder. One of her sleeves is rolled up to reveal a muscular forearm.

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THEO! @fatgrosskitty.bsky.social · 11h

Made for you!!!

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SeymourCox @realseymourcox.bsky.social · 13h

Doodle time, Dr. Starline inflation!
Clothes make the man they say, but more importantly, clothes make for really good, rounder shapes of inflation cause of how they accentuate the curves. Starline may primarily just wear a jacket, not even pants or nothin, but hey, it's a snazzy jacket!

Sketch drawing of the platypus man Dr. Starline from the IDW Sonic the Hedgehog comics. Starline has been air inflated into a very round, helpless, useless shape; leaving him wide-eyed, flailing, crying in embarrassed flamboyance a little, etc

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