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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 25m

New opinion article dropped from WrestlingScoopInsiderTalk just dropped:

A man bent over at the knee with the headline "Man breaks Guinness world record with 40 second fart blast"

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 1h

They also have a battleship.

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 1h

Yes I've been to Fall River, MA.

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 4h

I have questions.

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 4h

Indie wrestling can be the peak of performance art when everything aligns.

Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 8h

Mexican luchador Charro Negro being helped by a fan to avoid being eliminated touching the floor during a Battle Royal match. 🤼

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 4h

Part of becoming an adult is realizing that everyone is just making this shit up as they go. Children with age.

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 4h

My weather app vaguely said "state of emergency" so we're here now

youtu.be/oFV4QCq9SEU?...

Bjork Joga Homogenic

YouTube video by Rj ism

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 8h

Rookie numbers.

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 10h

This is actually possible if they had done a shot right before being given the BAC test. We used to fuck with those at parties and I would see someone go from a .12 or something to above a .2 right after drinking a shot of whiskey. It would level out after a few minutes.

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 10h

No that's just Kyle Fletcher.

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 10h

My mom in the passenger seat when literally anyone else is driving.

Kimberly Spirit 👻🪦 @kimspirit.bsky.social · 12h

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Seats in a Mario Kart arcade game. The backs of the headrests look like screaming faces

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 13h

🎶 Ohhhhhhhh who's taking it orally and anally 🎶

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 13h

SpongeBob SexBench is crazy.

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 13h

I don't think Spongebob is indulging in any of these activities.

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 15h

I don't think they're gonna air your Don Callis thirst tweets.

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 16h

Clopaganda

HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 16h

new hangman propaganda film being disseminated this friday

(its actually very good and i am proud of it)

youtu.be/05Nter-UzF8?...

SNEAK PEEK: "The Good, The Bad and the Hangman" Trailer | AEW Stories

YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 1d

This song makes me feel better, but it takes a while to get there.

youtu.be/lE309orsgSA?...

Alcest - Faiseurs De Mondes

YouTube video by Prophecy Productions

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not in a good way and I haven't been for a long time.

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 1d

They have now lost their balls in a lawnmowing accident. This is the entire premise for a song.

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 1d

Theres a "punk" band onstage that's a 4 piece, no one is playing drums, there is electronic backing tracks instead, they are all dressed as clowns, and they are singing about pegging. It's like Bluesky threw up onstage.