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Fats Falafel

@fatsfalafel.bsky.social

1.1K followers 180 following 9.3K posts

Web developer. Musician. Professional wrestling meme weirdo. Theoretically a sound guy.

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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 44m

I'm one metal breakdown away from someone getting a free knuckle sandwich

Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 13h

i’m one mental breakdown away from getting a free sandwich

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 1h

Make a movie better by adding "John Carpenter's" to the title.

John Carpenter's Anaconda

Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 6h

Make a movie better by adding "John Carpenter's" to the title.

John Carpenter's Bean

Canadian Mech-X4 Donald 🇨🇦🤖🦾 @rangerdonald.bsky.social · 6h

Make a movie better by adding "John Carpenter's" to the title.

John Carpenter's Big Hero 6.

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 7h

Pretty sure it's on Tubi right now.

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 7h

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 8h

A black and white photo of Jaxson Dart with eye black under one eye and the caption "fuck them kids"

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 8h

Damn they fired Heel Ucey after she got preggo?

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 8h

Behold my glorious birthday haul.

Skechers, shortbread cookies, skittles, and insoles.

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 8h

Stargate Abilene? These producers are really reaching with the spinoff ideas.

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 9h

Skyrim character in a full suit of Dwarven armor

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 13h

Bryan Danielson meditating with a bandage over his eye

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 13h

Right now I am this little guy mentally

Weird spider kind of monster from the original Poltergeist

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 13h

"I've been thinking a lot about penises" as medical policy is insane

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 15h

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 15h

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 15h

Me playing as an Orc and killing all the Stormcloaks in Skyrim on my recent playthrough.

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 15h

That ID program gotta be ass if you have 21 year olds (who dropped out of high school to pursue wrestling) turning down renewals.

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 16h

They're the same picture

#AEW

Kyle Fletcher halfway through shaving his head

Cynthia the doll with fucked up bunches of hair from Rugrats

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 16h

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 19h

I imagine this is also the noise a prolapsed anus makes.

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 19h

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 21h

I rarely use blankets but I will straight up wrap a sheet around my head with a tiny mouth hole to remain in complete darkness lol

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 22h

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 23h

Frog >>>

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 23h

Metalheads in 2004:

ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d

Mastodon seems convoluted

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao no it isnt

onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

it’s so beautiful to be alive

Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 1d

Murdering pussy so hard that you have to rename it Bridgeport, CT.