Fats Falafel
@fatsfalafel.bsky.social
1.1K followers 180 following 9.3K posts
Web developer. Musician. Professional wrestling meme weirdo. Theoretically a sound guy.
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These people are outright lying. They know it. Everyone with an IQ over 80 knows it. Why is this allowed to continue?
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Bondi: "Bondi: "Just like we did with cartels, we are going to take the same approach, President Trump, with antifa -- destroy the entire organization from top to bottom. We are going to take them apart."
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THEY ATE ME! A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME! DRINK BITCH!
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This mfer won't stop asking me for crackers
Squirrel on an outdoor bar patio has no sense of boundaries
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JUICE! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!
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He fuckin killed a guy. I am not sure how else you start a heel run lol
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It was moreso that it felt like it was dragging for a bit in the middle. Kinda rinse and repeat for a bit.
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I just spent an hour cleaning up synth tracks with my buddy and I am currently drinking on a dope patio on a beautiful October day. Happy birthday to me.
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Hello. I am an real human with real human ideas.
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"Where's the Philadelphia street fight?"

"In Philly you big dumb bitch."
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i love this website actually
Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social • 13h
Gavin Newsom would take a puppy from an orphan, rip the puppy apart with his bare hands and eat it while the orphan screamed if he thought it would win him one vote in Wisconsin.

ILLEGIT PREc
@illegitprez.bsky.so... • 13h
there is something wrong with you.

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social • 10h
"anti far left" in bio, hard pass

ILLEGIT PREc & E @illegitprez.bsky.so... • 10h no one invited you 

cait (and adonis)
@cait.bsky.social
that's my husband you dumb bitch
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The mozzarella sticks will undo whatever workout I just did but ok Instagram man.
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My top 3 Tubi recommendations:

1) Day After Tomorrow
2) Independence Day: Resurgence
3) Dante's Peak

Well... someone has peaked.
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"Your future is your future."

"OMG SO REAL I AM NOT A BOT 🩸"
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It's actually just a series of period-accurate videos in 1700s garb playing a fiddle.
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I fully consider it a way to ruin google image search even further.
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I still don't believe a single person actually uses that app outside of larger accounts who have an automatic "share across all 3 platforms".
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The debate to go out for midnight shenanigans is waging hard.
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(I can't believe I have to clarify this but this is a "Trump is stupid af and once thought Vince actually died on WWE" joke and I'm not undermining the real horrors happening every day)
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Trump is gonna think this was real and send ICE to war-ravaged Jacksonville
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Prob related to Trevor Lawrence somehow lol
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Having the Bastahd back just feels right.