frighty pinner
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fattypinner.bsky.social
sorry babe, the impostor syndrome stays ON during [everything]
fattypinner.bsky.social
welcome to the 1000 Club, here’s lanyard with your new credentials
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i have this album on cassette somewhere
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nora.zone
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
fattypinner.bsky.social
making payments on hot chip
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fattypinner.bsky.social
just informed my wife that the area around my butthole is called “Greater Butthole” and she said “i thought that was your mom’s name”
fattypinner.bsky.social
they’ll just let anyone post on here. even stupid idiots
fattypinner.bsky.social
oh yeah i guess that part was slightly a bit
fattypinner.bsky.social
wait. you’re asking if it’s a bit that i just found out?
fattypinner.bsky.social
just informed my wife that the area around my butthole is called “Greater Butthole” and she said “i thought that was your mom’s name”
fattypinner.bsky.social
the singer of Rhye is a dude??!??!? a canadian dude??!?!???!?!
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trickykat.bsky.social
real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism
fattypinner.bsky.social
i have a friend who’s 6’8 but he is proportional, whereas i look like if you put a 5’8 guy into a stretching device. i.e. freakish
fattypinner.bsky.social
i am this exact height. but i say 6’2 so that people who are actually 6’2 will get confused
fattypinner.bsky.social
wrong. he killed someone in Reno and also he was named Sue
fattypinner.bsky.social
hi guys, i’m 15 years old and i write articles about musicians who were born in a different millennium
fattypinner.bsky.social
more of this type of posting please
fattypinner.bsky.social
when i was 36 i started doing a selfie-a-day thing, im 44 now. if we’re all still around in 2 years ill show you the 10-year time lapse. watch! an extremely late bloomer get more and more handsome
fattypinner.bsky.social
pshhh of course my man is handsome