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l read that book one million times

it did not
2017 was a magical time to be a pilot
1506 hours and 25.1 multi got me an immediate interview in 2017
QX truly went all out when we got new uniforms
our leather jacket was sick
l'd take off the epaulets for sure
l'd say "l work in transportation" and skip that whole conversation
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Generals gathered in their masses/ to listen to this fucking jackass
l went to LAX my second day as an airline pilot! l did OK.
l was doing laps at KVUO once and saw a huge cloud of smoke coming from the hangars. was abt to call it in but then saw it was just a Waco starting up.
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timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
choo choo motherfuckers
god damn polish the headlights it takes like 30 minutes
how was he "growing"? his literal last words were a racist dog whistle
this joke delivers
3 hikers are in the woods when they find a lamp. one picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a genie. genie says "i'll grant each one of you 3 wishes”

first guy, suspicious, says "i want a billion dollars." genie says check your bank balance. guy goes on his phone, bank app says he has $1 billion
What is the funniest joke in the world