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Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic

@femroegarage.bsky.social

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Gposing, you say? Occasionally NSFW, rarely serious. Aether | Cactuar Appreciatrix of Fellow Femroes, Elezen and Viera. (but all your blorbos are beautiful let's be real here)

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Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · Jul 29

Hi, I'm O. But mostly I'm here for Myrgan. She's a very tall engineer/mechanic/handywoman who cares very deeply for her friend group and has a bawdy but still playful sense of humor.

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 3h

Even Myrgan pales in comparison to

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 3h

two men sitting at a table with one drinking a beer

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Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 3h

a couple of people standing next to a silver car with a license plate that says jct

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Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 20h

I just assumed the problem was that it’s a BMW (gottem)

Lemonfont @lemonfont.bsky.social · 20h

Winny the Torque Dork

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 22h

“Oooh, I’m a picturesque Catalonian town, with my Baroque architecture and ancient town square! Get a load of me!”

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 2d

I had a dream about some Polish diplomat visiting the US during the Cold War. It was being treated as a thinly-veiled espionage operation by both sides, except his CIA counterintel escort was played by James Spader, so it was still a drama, just with very dry comedy heavily throughout. I’d watch it.

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Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 3d

>Land at Charles de Gaulle at 11:20
>Don’t deboard until 12:15
>Next flight boards at 12:35
>Still in customs at 12:33

I think I understand why these people still smoke, they stress themselves out

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 3d

The next time I land, I will be in Fr*nce

Qu’est-ce que cette vie foutante?

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 9d

Onboarding at new job begins next week.

Pro: Training is at corporate HQ, which is in Spain

Con: I speak neither Spanish nor Catalan.

M'aidez

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 4d

Sorry but now I just imagine Aro having a Brooklyn accent.

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 4d

That moment when someone is clearly checking your adventurer plate in Limsa and you swear you know them from social media

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 4d

I was going to send a "people hugging" emoji as part of my comment but *apparently* bsky doesn't have that so please accept these two women holding hands instead as I hope you feel better soon!

👭

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Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 4d

a woman in a plaid shirt is raising her arms in the air .

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Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 7d

a drawing of a man with sunglasses says that 's where your kiddo

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Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 7d

Oh man, Planetes? Been a while since I read — oh you meant something else, nvm

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 7d

Women, you say?

I’m interested, tell me more.

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Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 8d

One of those substances I’m thankful I’ve avoided since moving out here tbh

…I meant Malört, but technically that applies to ICE too.

Regular ice, sadly no.