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Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic

@femroegarage.bsky.social

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Gposing, you say? Occasionally NSFW, rarely serious. Aether | Cactuar Appreciatrix of Fellow Femroes, Elezen and Viera. (but all your blorbos are beautiful let's be real here)

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Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · Jul 29

Hi, I'm O. But mostly I'm here for Myrgan. She's a very tall engineer/mechanic/handywoman who cares very deeply for her friend group and has a bawdy but still playful sense of humor.

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 1d

I had a dream about some Polish diplomat visiting the US during the Cold War. It was being treated as a thinly-veiled espionage operation by both sides, except his CIA counterintel escort was played by James Spader, so it was still a drama, just with very dry comedy heavily throughout. I’d watch it.

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Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 2d

>Land at Charles de Gaulle at 11:20
>Don’t deboard until 12:15
>Next flight boards at 12:35
>Still in customs at 12:33

I think I understand why these people still smoke, they stress themselves out

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 2d

The next time I land, I will be in Fr*nce

Qu’est-ce que cette vie foutante?

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 8d

Onboarding at new job begins next week.

Pro: Training is at corporate HQ, which is in Spain

Con: I speak neither Spanish nor Catalan.

M'aidez

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry but now I just imagine Aro having a Brooklyn accent.

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 3d

That moment when someone is clearly checking your adventurer plate in Limsa and you swear you know them from social media

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 3d

I was going to send a "people hugging" emoji as part of my comment but *apparently* bsky doesn't have that so please accept these two women holding hands instead as I hope you feel better soon!

👭

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Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 3d

a woman in a plaid shirt is raising her arms in the air .

ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is raising her arms in the air .

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Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 5d

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 6d

a drawing of a man with sunglasses says that 's where your kiddo

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Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 6d

Oh man, Planetes? Been a while since I read — oh you meant something else, nvm

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 6d

Women, you say?

I’m interested, tell me more.

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Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 7d

One of those substances I’m thankful I’ve avoided since moving out here tbh

…I meant Malört, but technically that applies to ICE too.

Regular ice, sadly no.

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 7d

Flintstones-ahh ribs

a cartoon of the flintstones with a woman holding a red sail

ALT: a cartoon of the flintstones with a woman holding a red sail

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Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 8d

"Heh, still got it!" said Maria, as if it were even a question. She had in fact gotten more of whatever "it" was over the years.

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Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 8d

Onboarding at new job begins next week.

Pro: Training is at corporate HQ, which is in Spain

Con: I speak neither Spanish nor Catalan.

M'aidez

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 12d

Jimmy Neutron ahh burp face

(I love all of these tho fr)

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 24d

Thank you!

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 25d

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Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 25d

Thanks I love her.

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 25d

Myrgan in November 2022 vs. Myrgan in September 2025. Bonus third panel: The only picture I have from FFXIV older than that first one. Myrgan before she was Myrgan, in June 2017.

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 26d

Happy Birthday! :D

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 26d

I mean, given the thirst levels generated during HW, maybe it's a good thing they didn't let us do that.....

Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 26d

Her.

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Myrgan the Femroe Mechanic @femroegarage.bsky.social · 28d

>new engineering job
>third day
>”so do you just wanna build one all the way down the line yourself?”
>hell yeah

You could say I find working with my hands…riveting.