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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔
@feralgrumpy.bsky.social
580 followers 140 following 7.3K posts
Aging weirdo winging it with mixed results. I can relate to a hammer in that the hammer is forgotten once the nails are struck. Now with extra irrelevance!
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 58m
Under the Epstein files
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 1h
Ours is rubbish, but trial and error has led us to 2:05 as the right amount.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 1h
Such a rollercoaster of emotions that I put my arms up and screamed!
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 1h
My cat is either waving at you or licking his armpit. It's inconclusive.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 1h
Is she going to send a copy to Cheryl?
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 7h
How 2025 feels.
a cartoon of naruto and kakashi fighting each other
ALT: a cartoon of naruto and kakashi fighting each other
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 7h
Kid never had a chance.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 7h
Carving them too early is called premature ejaculantern.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 9h
If you're into that stuff, it seems weird that God would make fluoride just to have it be a disconnect with a beneficial tooth effect. It's like a very niche version of the apple kink.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 9h
It's a grilled cheese sandwich for goodness sake. I don't need to know about grandpappy encountering Gouda whilst riding the rails and dodging Pinkertons.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 9h
The Goofening!
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 11h
Once Gillibrand was mentioned I knew it was over. Sad.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 13h
He could choose to wear a nerkin, that's on him.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 13h
Got fired from the gravy factory for telling people "You'll roux the day."
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 14h
Happy Berfday 🥳🥳🥳
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 14h
Kirk was like a photocopy of Rush if there wasn't much toner left. Both are better as fertilizer.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 14h
We're going to need a nerkin.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 14h
Libertarianism is a couple of ok ideas in a trenchcoat with a pile of unsustainability and a few toddlers.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 14h
I appreciate your optimism, but I do not share it.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 15h
Maybe we're already there 😬
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 15h
We hate him for free, unlike the paid crowd for his shitty parade.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 15h
Re: Marge Sloth toes
Even a blind raccoon can find a chicken nugget once in a while.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 16h
But what does the cameltoe on his neck say?
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 16h
Helps with Spamalot.
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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 16h
I hope he's kept up on his pap smear.