Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔
@feralgrumpy.bsky.social
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Aging weirdo winging it with mixed results. I can relate to a hammer in that the hammer is forgotten once the nails are struck. Now with extra irrelevance!
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This is why people who think it's a good idea to hire him should not have enough money to make it happen.
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Gen X 1000 yard stare will melt them.
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My daughter used to climb up and pat my cheek until I woke up. I think the tables turned when she was 12. 😅
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Imagine hating me and I'm just over here filling your air freshener with fart spray. Ok, valid.
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Probably somewhere that went out of business.
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I used to have a Lacoste one with the alligator. Good times.
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I'm getting Bladerunner 2049 minus the contacts.
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This guy very likely has actual skeletons in his closet.
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Clearly he likes them simple, basic, and handsy.
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Sketchy movie night is starting with Crackcoon and some beers. 🎃🤞🏼
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When his whole deal comes out, the antichrist is going to get a restraining order on his 🍑.
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This is what happens when a failed lawyer runs Health and Human Services, you get neither.
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He's probably confused because he's the only groomer things ain't working out for right now.
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We're in the Everything Must Go era. 🙄
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It's a thing I guess 🤷🏼‍♂️
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There's an opportunity for a very niche study of the men trying to restore theirs. On 2nd thought, I'd rather fund another shrimp on treadmill deal.