Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔
@feralgrumpy.bsky.social
Aging weirdo winging it with mixed results.
I can relate to a hammer in that the hammer is forgotten once the nails are struck. Now with extra irrelevance!
I can relate to a hammer in that the hammer is forgotten once the nails are struck. Now with extra irrelevance!
People frying a turkey be like...
youtu.be/wmin5WkOuPw?...
youtu.be/wmin5WkOuPw?...
The Prodigy - Firestarter (Official Video)
YouTube video by The Prodigy
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
People frying a turkey be like...
youtu.be/wmin5WkOuPw?...
youtu.be/wmin5WkOuPw?...
Spinach has been creamed, not an euphemism.
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Spinach has been creamed, not an euphemism.
The final pie is done. 😌
Pecan pumpkin hybrid, lower carb.
Pecan pumpkin hybrid, lower carb.
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The final pie is done. 😌
Pecan pumpkin hybrid, lower carb.
Pecan pumpkin hybrid, lower carb.
Turkey is stored in the Butterballs.
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Turkey is stored in the Butterballs.
I had leftover pumpkin from the final pie, so it went into sausage grits with some chili crisp.
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I had leftover pumpkin from the final pie, so it went into sausage grits with some chili crisp.
Compound butter ✅
Chocolate coconut cheesecake ✅
Pumpkin pecan pie 😴
Chocolate coconut cheesecake ✅
Pumpkin pecan pie 😴
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Compound butter ✅
Chocolate coconut cheesecake ✅
Pumpkin pecan pie 😴
Chocolate coconut cheesecake ✅
Pumpkin pecan pie 😴
I went to 2 of the stores in town and they were out of poultry seasoning, and the 3rd only had 2 left. Are people snorting it?
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I went to 2 of the stores in town and they were out of poultry seasoning, and the 3rd only had 2 left. Are people snorting it?
Considering the alias Shifty Giblets, for reasons.
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Considering the alias Shifty Giblets, for reasons.
You're telling me the guy's name was Boner Parts?
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
You're telling me the guy's name was Boner Parts?
Power company last month: you're late.
Me: what about my auto pay?
PC: Oh, my bad, we forgot.
Same thing this month. 🤬
Me: what about my auto pay?
PC: Oh, my bad, we forgot.
Same thing this month. 🤬
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Power company last month: you're late.
Me: what about my auto pay?
PC: Oh, my bad, we forgot.
Same thing this month. 🤬
Me: what about my auto pay?
PC: Oh, my bad, we forgot.
Same thing this month. 🤬
If you are a cooker of turkey, it's nearly thaw time. I use the cooler method, so I'm looking at 3.5 days for a 14 pound birb.
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If you are a cooker of turkey, it's nearly thaw time. I use the cooler method, so I'm looking at 3.5 days for a 14 pound birb.
Me: I feel like jalapeno in my eggs.
Jalapenos: We're old school and we're gonna eff you up.
Me: 🤷🏼♂️
Jalapenos: We're old school and we're gonna eff you up.
Me: 🤷🏼♂️
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Me: I feel like jalapeno in my eggs.
Jalapenos: We're old school and we're gonna eff you up.
Me: 🤷🏼♂️
Jalapenos: We're old school and we're gonna eff you up.
Me: 🤷🏼♂️
He could do the funniest thing on black Friday. Or now.
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
He could do the funniest thing on black Friday. Or now.
Have a great evening!
I have expended my allotment of stupidity and must tap out.
I have expended my allotment of stupidity and must tap out.
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Have a great evening!
I have expended my allotment of stupidity and must tap out.
I have expended my allotment of stupidity and must tap out.
Is there a company that offers like a Silkwood shower after spending time with Shlump? I feel like a full decontamination would be beneficial.
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Is there a company that offers like a Silkwood shower after spending time with Shlump? I feel like a full decontamination would be beneficial.
*Slaps Oval Office*
This baby holds so much stench!
This baby holds so much stench!
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
*Slaps Oval Office*
This baby holds so much stench!
This baby holds so much stench!
"Honey, we have farts in a jar at home!"
(We do not, but we have jokes.)
(We do not, but we have jokes.)
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"Honey, we have farts in a jar at home!"
(We do not, but we have jokes.)
(We do not, but we have jokes.)
Too close to call.
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Too close to call.
Hear me out, Johnny Appleseed but he uses pedos for fertilizer.
November 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Hear me out, Johnny Appleseed but he uses pedos for fertilizer.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you can make your own sandwich like a McRib, any time you want, and without the "went out for a pack of smokes" energy.
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you can make your own sandwich like a McRib, any time you want, and without the "went out for a pack of smokes" energy.
The news.
youtu.be/VOxhH-pgbKY?...
youtu.be/VOxhH-pgbKY?...
Demons Sticking Pitchforks In My Brain
YouTube video by FEAR - Topic
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The news.
youtu.be/VOxhH-pgbKY?...
youtu.be/VOxhH-pgbKY?...
🎶This is not the release of the Epstein Files, this is just a tribute.🎶
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
🎶This is not the release of the Epstein Files, this is just a tribute.🎶
Acting FEMA chief resigns. Rumor has it they expected him to actually show up and this was untenable for him.
November 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Acting FEMA chief resigns. Rumor has it they expected him to actually show up and this was untenable for him.
Got in a bit of a content drought and restarted one of these shows.
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Got in a bit of a content drought and restarted one of these shows.