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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 9d

Why is it fair to force you to pay for the things you need to live, does t that imply that you think you deserve to die? Like you being dead would restore the universe to its moral course?

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Evan Dorkin @evandorkin.bsky.social · 11d

Yeah, no official DC T-shirts happening here.

Unfortunately Stupid @unfortunatelystpd.bsky.social · 11d

unfortunately my favorite Twoface panel wasn't even done by DC @evandorkin.bsky.social

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12d

Pete Davidson just became the only victim of 9/11 to get reparations from the Saudi regime.

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Diamond Hands: Master Bag Holder @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12d

This guy is so fucking stupid, man. This is straight up caveman wisdom

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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 12d

“Hey do you want a bunch of guys who can enter your home and execute you at a moments notice if you step out of line to have a shorter walk?”

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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 14d

Was not a president killed by a Marine? 🤔

Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 16d

Turns out it’s literally because of Danny John-Jules

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onion person @junlper.beer · 16d

perfect encapsulation of what the far right is doing, they want to push the overton window as far as possible. they want to enact fascism and it’s intentional

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 17d

my scientists say to me, mr president, we got the best medbeds in the world. i saw on tv they recreated a woman from just her hand. beautiful woman by the way, it’s amazing what science can do. then the channel switched to a loud talk show host on a cruise. i didn’t care for him

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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 20d

What a good movie that was. I wonder if they ever made a sequel.

REGINALD: Hello, 911? Yes, my friend put on the mask from The Mask and now he's acting abnormally.
BEARTATO (green): "I'M SSSSSMOKING!"

REGINALD: Green, yeah. Real cartoony.
Yeah, he's saying all the lines but he's not getting them right.
BEARTATO (spinning in a tornado): "SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME!"

REGINALD: I see. And that's the only solution?
Mm hmm. No, I understand. Thank you.
BEARTATO (hitting self with large mallet): "OH, BEHAVE!"

REGINALD (shedding a tear while loading a shotgun)
BEARTATO (dreamworks face): "DO *NOT* GO IN THERE!"

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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 20d

ICE agents typically don’t have a lot of time to train together before they squad up, leaders can’t weed out which guys are going to chow down on each others hogs at first chance, the masks are the only way to keep their stubbly tempting wet suck holes hidden from searching hungry eyes.

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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 22d

The word for the gaps where fur does not gather is: crenulations

Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 22d

The translucent carapace was not of my generation of Aliens and not my favorite element, but I would take it over all these modern corrugated spermatozoa any day of the week, and you can quote me on that.

Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 22d

A lot of people underestimate how much Gen Y yearns to go back to the world of dumbphones.

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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 22d

I’m always up to hear why Big Chap isn’t good enough for Xenomorphs anymore, and why mechanical elements have no place in a biomechanical design. 😀

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Clayton Cubitt @claytoncubitt.bsky.social · 24d

In conclusion

Homer bushes meme dropping streaming platforms and taking up piracy

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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 24d

America being so effectively destroyed by rich pedophiles is actually very funny if you stop being so selfish for five minutes.

Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 26d

Holy shit they were really into something with giving kids pizza in exchange for reading books. There was an actual push to fight back against kids being too dumb to defend themselves in an asymmetric informational battleground as adults. The ladder got burned up behind us.

Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 26d

Like me

Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 26d

Please explain why you think you need to be forced to pay for food and water without sounding suicidal

Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 26d

Don’t say anything bad about the school shooting of Charlie Kirk, the single most decisive victory for the right and their profits in modern history.

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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 27d

Jimmy Kimmel being censored has sent shockwaves throughout the antifa extremist leftist community, who were relying on his show for instructions on how to make chemical weapons

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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 27d

Their entire worldview is that a single drop of blood from a great man washes away the mediocrity of the peasant filth that comprises the bulk organic mass responsible for them being alive, they are addicted to taking credit for other people’s accomplishments so they can cope with having none.

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 27d

Politics this, politics that. Worrying about what the president does is a mental illness. If you just support the president unconditionally, you can be happy.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 27d

The Dipshit Paradox

"Good faith requires an assumption of both awareness and good intent—yet some propositions are so divorced from reality that assuming good intent means also assuming unawareness, while assuming awareness means also assuming bad intent."

www.the-reframe.com/the-dipshit-...

The Dipshit Paradox

Profoundly ignorant? Deliberately malicious and lying? Does it matter? The demand to engage in good faith with supremacists in a musky age.

www.the-reframe.com

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