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Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 8h

Finally checked out the live-action How to Train Your Dragon. Logged it on Letterboxd - the checkbox asked "Have you seen this film before?"

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Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 12h

I can imagine the editor now: "Well dang, Jimmy, I mean Cash was no Neil Sedaka but sure, immediately 1,000 words."

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Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 13h

Someone commissioned it too.

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Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 15h

I smell bacon.

Dark Horizons @darkhorizons.bsky.social · 16h

First Photos: “Lord of the Flies” Mini-Series
www.darkhorizons.com/first-photos...

Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 15h

No wonder she grew up with everyone calling her Dido - who names a child Florian?

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Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 15h

I love that the genre is feeling healthy enough to accommodate both.

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Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 16h

Mega-gory thriller Abigail is pretty great, right up when it becomes maybe not so great. The FictionMachine review is at the end of this link.
fictionmachine.com/2025/10/09/r...

REVIEW: Abigail (2024)

An anonymous group of criminals are assembled to break into a house, kidnap the girl living inside, and then transport her to a remote sprawling mansion. There they are tasked with sitting and wait…

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Liz @lizbarr.bsky.social · 17h

"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Check out my top ten sins since my last confession -- you will not BELIEVE number eight!"

Weary sigh from the other side of the confessional. "Liz, we've talked about this."

Nick Miller @nickdmiller.bsky.social · 17h

Heads up, you know who you are, it's official the Pope says clickbait IS A SIN. And not one of the fun ones.

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Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 1d

TIL that pop singer Dido's full name is Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O'Malley Armstrong.

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Daniel Lammin @dlammin.bsky.social · 1d

My ★★½ review of TRON: ARES, a mostly bland misstep away from the digital wonders of the previous films into a tepid almost-commentary on AI and tech company dominance. The lead performance is a charisma-vacuum and the film itself lacks any distinct personality of its own.

Tron: Ares Review: Leaving The Grid for the real world leaves little digital magic | SWITCH.

When I come to a 'Tron' film, I don't want to watch people driving around recognisable streets or blowing up buildings. I want to be taken to another world; a digital world of light and sound, where t...

www.maketheswitch.com.au

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Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 1d

Travis Johnson reviews Black Phone 2.
bluntmag.com.au/reviews/blac...

Review: Black Phone 2 Is A Fun Follow Up That Struggles With Lazy Plotting

Black Phone 2 struggles to lay enough narrative pipe to justify its existence, but the Grabber remains an iconic villain.

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Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 1d

While competently made, Tron: Ares represents an uninspired brand extension when it should be making comment on AI. The Grid never felt so ordinary.

fictionmachine.com/2025/10/09/r...

REVIEW: Tron: Ares (2025)

Steven Lisberger’s Tron (1982) is a strange cult science fiction film that capitalised on an early 1980s videogaming boom to build an iconic and ambitious visualisation of people living insid…

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Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 1d

I can think of at least one pretty fucking obvious sign of extremism...

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Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 2d

THAT COFFEE IS FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES.

Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 2d

My love for the cassowary knows no bounds.

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Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 2d

A cassowary won't *accidentally* kill you...

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Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 2d

So remember to love the almighty Southern Cassowary – but also remember: don’t hug it. (13/13)

A cassowary minds its own business, on an Australian beach.

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Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 2d

In 2019, a farmer in the US state of Florida tripped over in front of his pet cassowary. It kicked him to death. Cassowaries make bad pets, which is why you shouldn't import them. I assume police failed to apprehend the bird because its running speed maxes out at 50kph (31 mph). (12/13)

a person is standing in the middle of a dry grass field .

ALT: a person is standing in the middle of a dry grass field .

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Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 2d

That said, given the chance they’ll try eating anything. Items found in cassowary poop have included half-digested fish, a plastic toy car, children’s blocks, and a bandicoot. (Pictured: a bandicoot.) (11/13)

A bandicoot: a rodent-liked Australian marsupial with brown fur and a long narrow snout.

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Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 2d

Despite their fearsome appearance, cassowaries generally eat fruit. They swallow them whole. They can even eat toxic fruit, because they have a ridiculously short digestive tract. (10/y)

An adult cassowary and its chick. The adult is literally in the middle of swallowing a pineapple.

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Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 2d

The males nurse the eggs and raise the chicks, who leave the nest at about nine months. The females are off as soon as they lay, to have sex with other males. Do not slut-shame them. (9/13)

A male cassowary, which is black, with two chicks, which are brown.

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Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 2d

This photograph contains a cassowary. (8/13)

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Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 2d

Despite this sort of take-no-shit behaviour, the Southern Cassowary is not the deadliest bird in the world. Ostriches kill 2-3 people each year. Why are Cassowaries less deadly? They are exceptional at hide-and-seek. (7/13)

A cassowary looks at you, beak open and ready to kill.

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Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 2d

The first recorded human death by cassowary was in 1926. 16-year-old Phillip McClean and his brother attacked a local cassowary with clubs. Phillip tripped while trying to hit the bird; it responded by kicking a half-inch hole through his neck. (6/13)

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Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 2d

Cassowaries have three toes on each foot. The inner toe comprises a five-inch-long claw that would be better off described as “Jesus fuck that bird’s got a knife!!” (5/13)

A gloved hand holds a cassowary's foot. One toe has a five-inch-long claw on it.

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