Filipe Dimas
@filipedimas.bsky.social
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writer. comedian. sports nerd. TTRPG game master. streamer. swemo. You can see my work at The Beaverton, Bad Dog Theatre, TheLeafsNation, or shouted into the void. Folopo on Twitch. Read & Watch me at these places: https://linktr.ee/fdimas
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filipedimas.bsky.social
it's short for vibrators
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No amount of interrogative medieval torture would be able to get this information out of me. I'd sooner be correcting your technique on the proper ways to fill someone's orifices with honey while unleashing a colony of fire ants and plague rats to feast before stating that I need ChatGPT to flirt.
filipedimas.bsky.social
Leafs were winning 2-1 when I left the house, my bad y'all.
filipedimas.bsky.social
I should probably learn how to spell his name.
filipedimas.bsky.social
Nick Roy outscoring Mitch Marner already.
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As a Jays fan, I hope this game goes 30 innings.
filipedimas.bsky.social
This rules, Toronto is such an underrated sports city.
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Monday's game between the Leafs and Red Wings will now start at 2 p.m. to avoid conflict with Game 2 of the ALCS
filipedimas.bsky.social
I rewatched The Mask the other day and totally forgot they imply that the mask is likely powered by the spirit of Loki.

What an insane lore drop that's revealed by Ben Stein of all people.
filipedimas.bsky.social
Live your life like you're Kevin Gausman celebrating a series win.
filipedimas.bsky.social
The NY on their hats stands for Next Year
filipedimas.bsky.social
Leafs beat Habs to open the season
Jays beat Yankees in the playoffs

I AM LIVING MY BEST LIIIIIFE
Screenshot of a girl from an anime with dark grey hair and violet eyes. She's lightly blushing and the caption says "you're having lewd thoughts aren't you"
filipedimas.bsky.social
DUUUUBBBBSSSSS IN CHAAATTT JAYS FANSSSSSSSSS
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"what the fuck was that man?"

Clement mad.
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WILL NYE THE SCORING GUY
filipedimas.bsky.social
A GOAL FOR PAPI ON TOP OF IT ALL!? YEAAAAH BABYYY
filipedimas.bsky.social
They keep doing it.
filipedimas.bsky.social
Jays and Leafs are scoring at the same time.

Oh god, their cycles have synced.
filipedimas.bsky.social
I've seen enough, I'm calling it.

Toronto with a 4-1 lead late in an elimination game? It's all smooth sailing from here.
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This is why I have the only correct ranking.
filipedimas.bsky.social
Jays and Leafs are scoring at the same time.

Oh god, their cycles have synced.
filipedimas.bsky.social
OH NO
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Leafs are winning.
Jays are winning.
My dad made me some sweet wax wings.

Nothing can go wrong now.
filipedimas.bsky.social
Leafs are winning.
Jays are winning.
My dad made me some sweet wax wings.

Nothing can go wrong now.
filipedimas.bsky.social
BOBBY MCMANN THE MAN WITH A PLAN FROM WILL NYE THE ASSISTING GUY
filipedimas.bsky.social
go sportsball vs once more unto the breach dear friends
filipedimas.bsky.social
only for the sadistic-ass leafs