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@fiveeighths.bsky.social

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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 8h

I lost track of time
But time kept track of me.

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 10h

I appreciate it 🙏

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 11h

This makes me wonder what you think my job is

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 11h

I don't have Spotify so I'm only getting a preview. I'll have to download it when I have more time.

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 11h

5. Drop the duce

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 11h

@kwullums.bsky.social

I need some songs to work myself to death to, any suggestions?

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 11h

6. I've been hiding pinecone in the dint on your car

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 12h

7. A reminder of what's waiting at home

A red husky malamute with one blue and one brown eye sitting looking uo at you.

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 12h

8. I would choke on a dick
I choke on my own spit.

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 13h

I've been spending too much time at work talking about pupptitts

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 13h

9. A decision made is a lesson learned

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 13h

Live stream the sleep for added income.

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 13h

10. They want to drink your blood until you offer up your period.

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 13h

I will have it added to the list. 😄

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 14h

I have 11 things I have to do before I can go home for the night.

Let's count it down

11. If you want to be my captain you have to go down on my ship.

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 14h

I am the captain of my own ship
man a fest test a knee

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 14h

Bitch be tired tonight

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 14h

If failing means more rest
I would like to fail, please.

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1d

Damn, I'm already at five

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1d

How much work is too much work.

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1d

Is there any other kind?

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1d

Time for a new existence

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 2d

I'm his churu dealer

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 2d

Changing my alarm to say
It's time O clock, get up

Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 2d

He is, infact a churu whore.

He walks the alley at night just to earn his churu money