Five
@fiveeighths.bsky.social
Quality of skeet may vary, including but not limited to excessive quantity, spelling, grammar, vulgarity and in poor taste. Not responsible for skeets you didn't like.
I work 75 hours last week. 😭
February 17, 2026 at 8:33 AM
I work 75 hours last week. 😭
I want to go back to being soft
February 17, 2026 at 8:32 AM
I want to go back to being soft
I'm not feeling this 1am workout after a 12 hours shirt.
February 17, 2026 at 8:32 AM
I'm not feeling this 1am workout after a 12 hours shirt.
Rapid expansion is what I call my ass.
February 17, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Rapid expansion is what I call my ass.
Detoxing on your first day at work is wild bro.
February 17, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Detoxing on your first day at work is wild bro.
I'm in my recycling era*
*uses potato chip crumbs for fried chicken breading*
*uses potato chip crumbs for fried chicken breading*
February 15, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I'm in my recycling era*
*uses potato chip crumbs for fried chicken breading*
*uses potato chip crumbs for fried chicken breading*
Taking only the most unflattering pictures of my coworkers to send to HR
February 13, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Taking only the most unflattering pictures of my coworkers to send to HR
Its not safe
Bring math
Bring math
February 13, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Its not safe
Bring math
Bring math
May the late night find you asleep on the floor.
February 13, 2026 at 9:11 AM
May the late night find you asleep on the floor.
I call it the witching hour but its just me being a bitch.
February 13, 2026 at 9:10 AM
I call it the witching hour but its just me being a bitch.
You are the love of my likes
February 13, 2026 at 9:06 AM
You are the love of my likes
You can Friday my 13th. 😘
February 13, 2026 at 9:06 AM
You can Friday my 13th. 😘
I'm going to need you to try today
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
February 12, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I'm going to need you to try today
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
Who hurt you*
*my tummy
*my tummy
February 12, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Who hurt you*
*my tummy
*my tummy
To need fair he was three beers in and maybe a little high.
February 11, 2026 at 8:20 AM
To need fair he was three beers in and maybe a little high.
Dude at work only refers to me as "friend"
Hey friend, can you hand me that?
Thank you for making it weird
Hey friend, can you hand me that?
Thank you for making it weird
February 11, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Dude at work only refers to me as "friend"
Hey friend, can you hand me that?
Thank you for making it weird
Hey friend, can you hand me that?
Thank you for making it weird
I'm fully in my delusional faze.
February 11, 2026 at 8:10 AM
I'm fully in my delusional faze.
I didn't even know we still had a jc Penney
February 11, 2026 at 8:02 AM
I didn't even know we still had a jc Penney
Respecting your hustle by taking a nap
February 11, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Respecting your hustle by taking a nap
If I can't stop me
You can't stop me
You can't stop me
February 11, 2026 at 7:39 AM
If I can't stop me
You can't stop me
You can't stop me
Ohhhh, drafts
Probably not going to use it.
pOsT 🤪
Probably not going to use it.
pOsT 🤪
February 11, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Ohhhh, drafts
Probably not going to use it.
pOsT 🤪
Probably not going to use it.
pOsT 🤪
The first 5 hours of my shift is just talking.
February 11, 2026 at 12:04 AM
The first 5 hours of my shift is just talking.
You do too much*
*wakes up everyday*
*wakes up everyday*
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 AM
You do too much*
*wakes up everyday*
*wakes up everyday*
If you really want to fail
Just me know and I'll move out of your way.
Just me know and I'll move out of your way.
February 10, 2026 at 12:57 AM
If you really want to fail
Just me know and I'll move out of your way.
Just me know and I'll move out of your way.