Five
@fiveeighths.bsky.social
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fiveeighths.bsky.social
Damn, I'm already at five
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How much work is too much work.
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Is there any other kind?
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Time for a new existence
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I'm his churu dealer
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Changing my alarm to say
It's time O clock, get up
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He is, infact a churu whore.

He walks the alley at night just to earn his churu money
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He just lays outside watching his house mouse eat his dog food. 😆
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For a dog that keeps a house mouse as a friend, he spends a lot of time looking for field mice
Husky looking in the grass for mice
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The horn on my car doesn't work so I just mime things at you.
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How much sleep is not enough

Asking for exhaustion
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This dog is creeping
A red Husky / malamute peeping into a window
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Nothing lives forever
Not even the refrigerator
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Cat can not live off churu alone

Cat would disagree
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Nothing is real and life is just the culmination of perceptual misunderstanding.
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This job is the best example of a fever dream.
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I look like a saggy titty cleaning lady.
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I'm just trying to get as far away as possible.
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Please don't make me sit with my thoughts for too long.
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masquerading as a simile
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I need a short king to help carry this weight* around

*tits
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Life is like the boat scene from Willy Wonka.
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I came a few minutes earlier to pussy PT just so I have time to shit post.
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Maybe i just need a good ham
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Does pumkin spice season come with giving up.
I'm tired