Five
@fiveeighths.bsky.social
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When you just want a normal slice of pie but you don't have a normal pie
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
When you just want a normal slice of pie but you don't have a normal pie
Home is where the ham is.
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Home is where the ham is.
I feel like my life ios updated and now everything is shit
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I feel like my life ios updated and now everything is shit
Now it's tomorrow
No longer today
No longer today
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Now it's tomorrow
No longer today
No longer today
Funny meet you here at my wit's end.
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Funny meet you here at my wit's end.
You can't make me make better life choices
Day 14 of working 17 days in a row.
Day 14 of working 17 days in a row.
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You can't make me make better life choices
Day 14 of working 17 days in a row.
Day 14 of working 17 days in a row.
I have the sad ass bitches
November 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I have the sad ass bitches
It's always funner in the beginning
But we always end up here.
But we always end up here.
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It's always funner in the beginning
But we always end up here.
But we always end up here.
I can see what you decide are important.
I can't change that.
I can't change that.
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I can see what you decide are important.
I can't change that.
I can't change that.
It starts hurting from the inside
and you feel like you're going to die.
Then you remember
Living forever
Was
Never
An
Option
and you feel like you're going to die.
Then you remember
Living forever
Was
Never
An
Option
November 18, 2025 at 6:51 AM
It starts hurting from the inside
and you feel like you're going to die.
Then you remember
Living forever
Was
Never
An
Option
and you feel like you're going to die.
Then you remember
Living forever
Was
Never
An
Option
My guy
I can't care more than you.
I can't care more than you.
November 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My guy
I can't care more than you.
I can't care more than you.
I ran into a tiny dog that looked like my big dog at the dog park.
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I ran into a tiny dog that looked like my big dog at the dog park.
I'll sit in my car until the cold creeps in and forces me to do the next thing.
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I'll sit in my car until the cold creeps in and forces me to do the next thing.
Meow man, what the hell
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Meow man, what the hell
He said
She said
By the sea shore
She said
By the sea shore
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
He said
She said
By the sea shore
She said
By the sea shore
This ass isn't going to eat itself.
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This ass isn't going to eat itself.
Sometimes I have to make it happen myself
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Sometimes I have to make it happen myself
Back to the house of weird to see if it died down or if we will have a round two.
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back to the house of weird to see if it died down or if we will have a round two.
He bought me dinner and then I got paid to talk shit all night.
Good times 🌈
Good times 🌈
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
He bought me dinner and then I got paid to talk shit all night.
Good times 🌈
Good times 🌈
I worked overtime today and then decided to come home and cook orange things.
Sweet potato fries
Red lentils
And pumkin pie filling
Sweet potato fries
Red lentils
And pumkin pie filling
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I worked overtime today and then decided to come home and cook orange things.
Sweet potato fries
Red lentils
And pumkin pie filling
Sweet potato fries
Red lentils
And pumkin pie filling
"It's like waterboarding but from the inside"
Me, describing a neti pot
Me, describing a neti pot
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"It's like waterboarding but from the inside"
Me, describing a neti pot
Me, describing a neti pot
So we meet again, here, at the end of my rope.
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
So we meet again, here, at the end of my rope.
I shouldn't know your mom
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I shouldn't know your mom
I'm in a better place now
I came home.
I came home.
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I'm in a better place now
I came home.
I came home.