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fiveeighths.bsky.social
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fiveeighths.bsky.social
Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1h
I'm his churu dealer
fiveeighths.bsky.social
Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1h
Changing my alarm to say
It's time O clock, get up
fiveeighths.bsky.social
Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1h
He is, infact a churu whore.

He walks the alley at night just to earn his churu money
fiveeighths.bsky.social
Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 22h
He just lays outside watching his house mouse eat his dog food. 😆
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1d
For a dog that keeps a house mouse as a friend, he spends a lot of time looking for field mice
Husky looking in the grass for mice
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1d
The horn on my car doesn't work so I just mime things at you.
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fiveeighths.bsky.social
Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1d
How much sleep is not enough

Asking for exhaustion
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1d
This dog is creeping
A red Husky / malamute peeping into a window
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1d
Nothing lives forever
Not even the refrigerator
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1d
Cat can not live off churu alone

Cat would disagree
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1d
Nothing is real and life is just the culmination of perceptual misunderstanding.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1d
This job is the best example of a fever dream.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1d
I look like a saggy titty cleaning lady.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1d
I'm just trying to get as far away as possible.
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fiveeighths.bsky.social
Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1d
Please don't make me sit with my thoughts for too long.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1d
masquerading as a simile
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fiveeighths.bsky.social
Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1d
I need a short king to help carry this weight* around

*tits
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1d
Life is like the boat scene from Willy Wonka.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1d
I came a few minutes earlier to pussy PT just so I have time to shit post.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1d
Maybe i just need a good ham
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 1d
Does pumkin spice season come with giving up.
I'm tired
fiveeighths.bsky.social
Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 4d
My mom gave me the book to read when I was in the 6th grade. I've never been able to watch the show.
I still don't know if she meant it as a warning or a precursor.
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 5d
This shit brought to you by
Overtime
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 6d
I stayed up too late
Now tomorrow is today
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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 6d
If you're going to be a dumb bitch you better have some good tits.
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