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Alanna Pickle

@flakypickle.bsky.social

170 followers 67 following 570 posts

Suburban mom with a penchant for quick wit that punches up. I am very nice until I am not. Sarcastic and punchy with words. I like hiking and crafts. Nothing I say here has to do with or is endorsed by my employer.

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Alanna Pickle @flakypickle.bsky.social · 2h

I do not understand any of my timeline. It feels like reading a fever dream 🤣 clearly I know nothing about baseball

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Alanna Pickle @flakypickle.bsky.social · 16h

I would pay good money to have a house visit, or my actual doctor deal with trying to get my kid vaccinated. Random Pharmacies/pharmacists with lines 40 people deep are not helpful for fearful children.

Alanna Pickle @flakypickle.bsky.social · 9d

Standing in the kitchen making supper and absolutely slaying some sick moves to the Law and Order theme song on my headphones. Nobody is as badass as me right now.

Alanna Pickle @flakypickle.bsky.social · 12d

I did a few weeks ago! It was gorgeous and fancy! But I do love tenting too 😍

Alanna Pickle @flakypickle.bsky.social · 12d

I want to go fall camping real bad. I wish we had a few campgrounds open all year. I love nature, roughing it, sleeping outside etc etc. but the one thing I need as a 41 y/o perimenopausal woman is a flushing toilet. My fear of outhouses is unmatched.

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Alanna Pickle @flakypickle.bsky.social · 28d

Every day I age, the closer I get to being Martha Stewart's number one fan girl.

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Alanna Pickle @flakypickle.bsky.social · Sep 23

If you think Tylenol is bad, wait til you hear what an automatic rifle does to children's brains.

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Alanna Pickle @flakypickle.bsky.social · Sep 23

Do any of the American leaders actually believe their hot nonsense or do they just want to watch people die?

Alanna Pickle @flakypickle.bsky.social · Sep 22

I don't think Darwin knew just how apt his prediction would be in 2025

Alanna Pickle @flakypickle.bsky.social · Sep 22

Imagine how nice the comments sections would be 🥰

Alanna Pickle @flakypickle.bsky.social · Sep 22

You know, if the "chosen ones" went for their rapture it would fix a lot of problems: housing crisis, slow down the climate crisis, free up smart people to solve problems instead of convince people to trust science etc....👍

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Alanna Pickle @flakypickle.bsky.social · Sep 22

I'd rather be camping with no service.

Woods, quiet, and peace.

Alanna Pickle @flakypickle.bsky.social · Sep 19

Almost identical to my recipe (well MIL.) She used lemon oil instead of almond, otherwise identical!

Reposted by Alanna Pickle

Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · Sep 18

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

Let’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy Kimmel

Trump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet.

www.yahoo.com

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Alanna Pickle @flakypickle.bsky.social · Sep 15

Mine was also visa

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Dhruv Mehrotra @dmehro.bsky.social · Sep 11

NEW: We got access to Jeffrey Epstein’s personal Yahoo inbox — more than 18,000 emails.

It shows Epstein’s world in his own words: an unfiltered look at how his operation worked, who enabled it, and how Ghislaine Maxwell stayed at the center of it all.

Jeffrey Epstein Email Trove Reveals Ghislaine Maxwell’s Secrets

A cache of 18,000 messages obtained by Bloomberg News reveals Maxwell’s deep ties and involvement with the disgraced financier and sex offender.

www.bloomberg.com

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Alanna Pickle @flakypickle.bsky.social · Sep 10

It kinda fixed itself. I didn't do anything and went back and it worked

Alanna Pickle @flakypickle.bsky.social · Sep 8

Yes. This exact issue happened to me. It kept telling me to update my payment method but it didn't expire until well in to the future and I only had a few hundred on it so nowhere near the limit

Alanna Pickle @flakypickle.bsky.social · Sep 8

You're welcome for the rain. I booked my vacation for this week so it's gonna be rain.

a cartoon character is standing next to a woman on the beach

Alt: a cartoon character is standing next to a woman on the beach

media.tenor.com

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Alanna Pickle @flakypickle.bsky.social · Sep 7

The other day I pulled a 1/4 of a Tim Hortons farmers wrap. I'll let you guess who ate the other 3/4 and on which day.

Alanna Pickle @flakypickle.bsky.social · Sep 7

What are your must do things between Halifax and Cavendish? We are going on vacay soon and want to hit up the best spots!

Alanna Pickle @flakypickle.bsky.social · Sep 7

I am on week 8 of battling them and sending 5 different receipt types. I could absolutely tear someone's skin off and tie their bones up with it with the rage I feel towards this company

Alanna Pickle @flakypickle.bsky.social · Sep 7

Monthly statement that CanadaLife has real incompetent processes, doesn't allow their employees to do anything, they have non medical professionals trying to give medical advice and currently have over $1900 of my money tied up trying to decide if they cover the thing they've covered for 16 years

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Alanna Pickle @flakypickle.bsky.social · Sep 7

I've gotten like 6 tomatoes and some green onions. Only thing that thrived is my garlic and weed (babying that since it's supposed to last me all year 🤣)

Fuck this year indeed.

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Alanna Pickle @flakypickle.bsky.social · Sep 6

Your crows!