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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 40m

i'm gonna be so mad if people start pretending to be libertarian again once trump is gone

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nathan gruenholz @fleshwoundnpg.bsky.social · 1h

"liberal media"

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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 1h

it is good that the rookie politician with the good policies and posts is going to be tested by a real primary before running an insanely, impossibly high-stakes statewide race, and it is equally good that the 77-year-old governor will be tested in the same primary

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 5h

Breaking News: Janet Mills, the Democratic governor of Maine, is running for Senate, aiming to unseat Senator Susan Collins, a Republican.

Gov. Janet Mills of Maine to Run for Senate, Aiming at Senator Susan Collins

A two-term Democratic governor, Ms. Mills called herself “battle tested” in an interview. But she faces a Democratic primary before she can challenge the Republican incumbent.

nyti.ms

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 1h

Tale as old as time

Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 2h

A man who works for the people overseeing America’s nuclear stockpile has lost his security clearance after he uploaded 187,000 pornographic images to a Department of Energy (DOE) network. Included AI-generated robot porn.

www.404media.co/man-stores-a...

Man Stores AI-Generated Robot Porn on His Government Computer, Loses Access to Nuclear Secrets

A man who works for the people overseeing America’s nuclear stockpile has lost his security clearance after he uploaded 187,000 pornographic images to a Department of Energy (DOE) network. As part of ...

www.404media.co

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2h

Subscribe to The Onion and help us become a bigger newspaper than The Washington Post by next year. It can happen!

membership.theonion.com

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nathan gruenholz @fleshwoundnpg.bsky.social · 2h

peace in our time 2: electric trumpaloo

Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 2h

Already today, Israel has:

-Conducted a drone strike on Khan Younis in Gaza

-Shot & wounded two others near Khan Younis

-Killed 5 Palestinians in Gaza City

-Fired on & wounded a several others near Jabalia

All in violation of the “ceasefire.”

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nathan gruenholz @fleshwoundnpg.bsky.social · 2h

but it is a good strategy if the plan was gut your ideological enemy like a pig and cash out on the chapter 11

and still have enough money to broadcast nfl playoff games by subscription just because

karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 18h

Lmao WaPo has fewer than 100K circulation now. It turns out “alienate your liberal subscriber base” is not a good strategy when the Republicans also hate you. www.forbes.com/sites/andyme...

The Washington Post Is Running Out Of Readers Willing To Pay

Once a titan of American journalism, The Washington Post now struggles to reach even 100,000 print subscribers most days.

www.forbes.com

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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 2h

The print subscriber base for @motherjones.com is 2.5 times as high. 🙀

karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 18h

Lmao WaPo has fewer than 100K circulation now. It turns out “alienate your liberal subscriber base” is not a good strategy when the Republicans also hate you. www.forbes.com/sites/andyme...

The Washington Post Is Running Out Of Readers Willing To Pay

Once a titan of American journalism, The Washington Post now struggles to reach even 100,000 print subscribers most days.

www.forbes.com

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nathan gruenholz @fleshwoundnpg.bsky.social · 2h

one if by land, two if by skeet

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onion person @junlper.beer · 11h

if you already didn’t have enough reasons to cancel spotify:

Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 19h

Spotify is now running recruitment ads for ICE.

It’s time to cancel your account.

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 12h

Thinking about how much of their violence has been normalized already, how scenes that caused shockwaves 6 weeks ago are now part of the rhythm of daily life. Watched a TikTok from a daughter who has to do her parents' laundry & get their groceries because they're in hiding. This is just it now

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nathan gruenholz @fleshwoundnpg.bsky.social · 12h

if the washington commies wear those dumb uniforms ever again may jayden daniels get rg3'd on the same dumb fedex field

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Questionable Morales @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 12h

Chicago: beating the shit out of Washington on the gridiron and in real life.

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nathan gruenholz @fleshwoundnpg.bsky.social · 12h

the ONE member of the niners that isnt injured...just kicked a GW FG for the bears

kyle shanahan is never, ever getting that 28-3 stink offa him

nathan gruenholz @fleshwoundnpg.bsky.social · 12h

my parents keep calling them the redskins

enjoy the L, boomers

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nathan gruenholz @fleshwoundnpg.bsky.social · 12h

commies spreading the wealth to the chicago bears

nathan gruenholz @fleshwoundnpg.bsky.social · 12h

this is why they are desperate to get much, much closer

nathan gruenholz @fleshwoundnpg.bsky.social · 12h

so either jake moody is gonna totally redeem himself, or hes gonna be in the cfl next week

nathan gruenholz @fleshwoundnpg.bsky.social · 13h

but again, helps to play a nfc east jabroni!

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nathan gruenholz @fleshwoundnpg.bsky.social · 13h

bears 1-10 after the bye week since 2014

unserious franchise. browns territory.

(actually, the browns have beaten the bears the last two times)

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nathan gruenholz @fleshwoundnpg.bsky.social · 13h

giants:

a man with glasses and a beard is saying this is how i win

ALT: a man with glasses and a beard is saying this is how i win

media.tenor.com

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nathan gruenholz @fleshwoundnpg.bsky.social · 13h

nfc east teams are allowed about a 1-2 year window of being “good-ish” before they become a pumpkin

commies are beyond the 1 year window and the iggles are gettin close to year 2

by 2027 we will be back to 8-9 nfc east division champion fights again!

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nathan gruenholz @fleshwoundnpg.bsky.social · 13h

but it helps playing a nfc east jabroni!

nathan gruenholz @fleshwoundnpg.bsky.social · 13h

i feel like if you come out of your bye week and you find a way to lose by multiple scores your coach should forfeit a months pay

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nathan gruenholz @fleshwoundnpg.bsky.social · 13h

niners fans are loving this