I bet he will have a position in the Trump WH by Friday

Since you will probably be hearing disinformation about this when Trump decides he wants to invade us, the good citizens of Austin are not living in a war zone

Yup. They captured Sportsball fans, then Bannon went after Gamers

Or after 9pm honestly. Go to sleep!

Thank you for bringing this exciting new phenomenon to my attention

And the result of this is that the stock market will become a measure not of financial value, potential or actual, but of loyalty to the POTUS.

And I had to agree with her and then explain how if the bond market collapses, neither she nor I would need to worry about retirement at all, because we would all be completely fucked.

Which was kind of a bummer

My elderly mother was telling me about her modest investments, and saying how she is getting more and more conservative with them, and how most are in bonds. But then she said "I dont even know about those?"

Several paragraphs of bothsides platitudes, followed by

"The question is, is the short-term benefit of that work worth the potential cost of eroded trust and relationships with the community? That's what we have to ask."

Something tells me this douche wont bother to ASK the actual QUESTION

"Up next, Newt Gingrich is going to give us his totally non-partisan neutral thoughts about government shutdowns"

😐

If there is one guy who intuitively understands Knifey-Spooney its Joey

The "pee tape" is real, but it's not what we think

No harm no foul, right Brett?

Finally gonna glue my molars together, I have been waiting so long for this

Just gonna keep tapping the sign*

*𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦

It was either that, or "you should smile more"

Per a spokesperson, his full statement on the matter will "be out in a minute!"

Neil Young brought it at Farm Aid. One of the greatest rock n rollers of all time.

Bob Dylan: whargleblarble blurglblegrable

Neil Young: GET THE FASCISTS OUT

Owner of a lonely heart, you are parked in a fire lane. This is your final warning.