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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 20h

Latvia win the anthems 10-0

#LATENG

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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 1d

Doesn't seem that unhinged. Try again

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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 1d

FUCK UEFA until they give us a taste of that sweet sweet corruption

fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 1d

I fully trust The Shirker's to put on a fine St Crispin's Day event but I am rarely arsed to trek all the way to New Cross Gate. I will be having a crisp sandwich for lunch that day as is tradition though

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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 2d

Retroactive ballooning into the Europa League please, we'll take our first win with us

Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 2d

Uefa is bending over so far backwards to accommodate MCOs that it is now in a position to break the world limbo dancing record.

MCOs along with private equity ownership are the two factors that most threaten the future of club football.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Uefa plans to relax multiclub ownership declaration rules after Crystal Palace furore

Uefa is planning to give clubs more time to resolve potential multiclub ownership issues next season

www.theguardian.com

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Scifi Art @scifiart.bsky.social · 3d

Art by Carlos Victor Ochagavia for The Illuminatus! trilogy by American writers Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson, first published in 1975

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 3d

theonion.com/ice-raids-my...

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.

FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 5d

Come on England! To celebrate this magnificent win on #notbeerbods night I'm drinking the Englishest of stouts, Northern Monk X Timothy Taylor Northern Rising, a creamy roasty nitro stout

Text captured from the back of the van. It went a bit skewiff at the end

The Cream OF THE NORTH

A COLLABORATION BETWEEN TWO OF THE NORTH'S FINEST BREWERIES, RESULTING IN A SILKY-SMOOTH NITRO STOUT.

CHOCOLATE AND ROASTED MALTS, PLUS TIMOTHY TAYLOR'S SIGNATURE GOLDEN PROMISE MALTED BARLEY DELIVER A FULL-BODIED STOUT WITH HINTS OF DARK CHOCOLATE, SUBTLE CARAMEL AND AN EASY DRINKING CREAMY FINISH.

CRAFT BREWED WITH NORTHERN PRIDE AND SWIRLING WITH

Smooth, Dark & Malty FLAVOURS.

Best Served AS COLD AS THE NORTH

WE'RE PIT

FIND OUTHOR FAIT

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INGREDIENTS Hops, Yeast ALLERGENS ROGGENC SEGALE HAVRE RUS

BREWED CAME THE OLD FAST NORTHERNMO

IMPORTED NYHOLMSALE

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WELL IF YOU

A black and gold can of Northern Rising next to a Pint glass with the England 3 lions badge on, full of creamy headed stout. There are some mini cacti in the background

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Modern Toss @moderntoss.bsky.social · 6d

Modern Toss turns 21 – Sheffield takeover
Following the Liverpool show, the 21st Anniversary Exhibition hits Sheffield 24 Oct–9 Nov 2025. Tickets include 5 tokens for the interactive machines. Don’t miss it.

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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 7d

I don't think I've ever had a soggy bagel TBH, plastic-bagged or no

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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 7d

madhousefamilyreviews.blogspot.com/2012/01/new-...

star rating : 4.5/5. The public has spoken.

New York Bakery Co Bagels review

Recipes, reviews and recreation with the Madhouse Family - one parent, three kids, one dog, all French/English bilingual !

madhousefamilyreviews.blogspot.com

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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 7d

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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 7d

I think I'm going to claim this is anti-Semitic and get you cancelled

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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 7d

I am enjoying my bagel. You, sir, are a fucking idiot. Non-Euclidian bread indeed

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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 7d

where do you stand on baps or buns?

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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 7d

I'm having a bagel for lunch. I'll keep you updated.

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JC @jcthelegend.bsky.social · 10d

SIX days to go…
@fiveyearplan.bsky.social @officialcpfc.bsky.social @palaceforlife.bsky.social

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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 9d

we NEVER beat Everton

OptaJoe @optajoe.com · 9d

3 - Everton have won just three of their last 31 home Premier League matches when they've conceded first, but all three have come against Crystal Palace (3-2 in May 2022, 2-1 in September 2024 and 2-1 today.). Ended.