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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 34m
Retroactive ballooning into the Europa League please, we'll take our first win with us
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 55m
Uefa is bending over so far backwards to accommodate MCOs that it is now in a position to break the world limbo dancing record.

MCOs along with private equity ownership are the two factors that most threaten the future of club football.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Uefa plans to relax multiclub ownership declaration rules after Crystal Palace furore
Uefa is planning to give clubs more time to resolve potential multiclub ownership issues next season
www.theguardian.com
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Scifi Art @scifiart.bsky.social · 21h
Art by Carlos Victor Ochagavia for The Illuminatus! trilogy by American writers Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson, first published in 1975
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d
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MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training. FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.
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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 3d
Come on England! To celebrate this magnificent win on #notbeerbods night I'm drinking the Englishest of stouts, Northern Monk X Timothy Taylor Northern Rising, a creamy roasty nitro stout
Text captured from the back of the van. It went a bit skewiff at the end The Cream OF THE NORTH A COLLABORATION BETWEEN TWO OF THE NORTH'S FINEST BREWERIES, RESULTING IN A SILKY-SMOOTH NITRO STOUT. CHOCOLATE AND ROASTED MALTS, PLUS TIMOTHY TAYLOR'S SIGNATURE GOLDEN PROMISE MALTED BARLEY DELIVER A FULL-BODIED STOUT WITH HINTS OF DARK CHOCOLATE, SUBTLE CARAMEL AND AN EASY DRINKING CREAMY FINISH. CRAFT BREWED WITH NORTHERN PRIDE AND SWIRLING WITH Smooth, Dark & Malty FLAVOURS. Best Served AS COLD AS THE NORTH WE'RE PIT FIND OUTHOR FAIT BEER BERE INGREDIENTS Hops, Yeast ALLERGENS ROGGENC SEGALE HAVRE RUS BREWED CAME THE OLD FAST NORTHERNMO IMPORTED NYHOLMSALE IMPORTEDN FEIXALLAR MORE STORE DRINKA WELL IF YOU A black and gold can of Northern Rising next to a Pint glass with the England 3 lions badge on, full of creamy headed stout. There are some mini cacti in the background
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Modern Toss @moderntoss.bsky.social · 4d
Modern Toss turns 21 – Sheffield takeover
Following the Liverpool show, the 21st Anniversary Exhibition hits Sheffield 24 Oct–9 Nov 2025. Tickets include 5 tokens for the interactive machines. Don’t miss it.
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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 4d
I don't think I've ever had a soggy bagel TBH, plastic-bagged or no
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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 4d
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star rating : 4.5/5. The public has spoken.
New York Bakery Co Bagels review
Recipes, reviews and recreation with the Madhouse Family - one parent, three kids, one dog, all French/English bilingual !
madhousefamilyreviews.blogspot.com
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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 4d
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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 4d
I think I'm going to claim this is anti-Semitic and get you cancelled
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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 4d
I am enjoying my bagel. You, sir, are a fucking idiot. Non-Euclidian bread indeed
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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 4d
where do you stand on baps or buns?
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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 4d
I'm having a bagel for lunch. I'll keep you updated.
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JC @jcthelegend.bsky.social · 7d
SIX days to go…
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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 7d
we NEVER beat Everton
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OptaJoe @optajoe.com · 7d
3 - Everton have won just three of their last 31 home Premier League matches when they've conceded first, but all three have come against Crystal Palace (3-2 in May 2022, 2-1 in September 2024 and 2-1 today.). Ended.
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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 7d
We NEVER beat Everton
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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 7d
It was always going to be Everton
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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 7d
a post-COVID*-but-still-on-top-of-the-news FIVE

*or man flu. I am not a doctor

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News quiz of the week: Who said 'I do' to Selena Gomez?
How much attention did you pay to what happened in the world over the past seven days?
www.bbc.co.uk
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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 8d
Do we have nunchucks now? I can never keep up
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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 8d
Harry Hamlin as Greek hunk Perseus in Clash of the Titans, dressed in an off the shoulder toga affair, holding Bubo the mechanical owl, all silver and gold
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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 8d
I simply avoid going near monkeys
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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 9d
On the plus side, Eze is still pictured in his rightful shirt #FC26
FC 26 Ultimate Team rare pull of Ebereche Eze, the player info on the shield shows him as being an Arsenal player but the shirt he's on is red and blue. Come back Eze! They can't love you like we do
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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 9d
Some innovative changes for set pieces in #FC26 #EAFC26 #PS5
An image from EA FC 26, a corner being taken with the most ridiculously large golden something on a plinth getting in the way and blockng sight of the goal
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Matt Woosnam @mattwoosie.bsky.social · 10d
"19 games 19 games undefeated"

A fantastic evening for Palace in Lublin. Great atmosphere & did the job on the pitch with a solid performance

For many this European journey means so much & they're determined to live in the moment to enjoy it #CPFC

www.nytimes.com/athletic/667...
How Crystal Palace fans began their European party with songs, solidarity… and lots of beer
The London club had waited its whole history for a first game in the main draw of a European competition. It was never going to be quiet
www.nytimes.com
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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 10d
Celebrating Euro cup glory with Vocation Peach Cooler Shake, an, erm, peach shake kind of beer and marked down in Waitrose! An unpleasant case of manCovid has not stopped my enjoyment of either the football or the beer

#notbeerbods
A can of Vocation Peach Cooler Shake in a peachy can with a marked-down yellow sticker, next to a CPFC branded pint glass
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fnord (paying to hide blue tick) @fnord2323.bsky.social · 10d
The quadruple is on!
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