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Brienne of Farts

@forestsea.bsky.social

150 followers 180 following 160 posts

Weaponizing incompetence and firmly planted in my dumb bitch era. Bassist of RECEIVE. BuryThemAndKeepQuiet.Bandcamp.com OceanOfGhosts.Bandcamp.com GroomerGrind.Bandcamp.com DrownedForest.Bandcamp.com Petter of cats and dogs.

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Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 19h

“Liberate tutemet ex inferis”

Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 3d

Ugh you got me there

Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 3d

TOULET SELFIE

Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 3d

You cannot just be giving this content away for free!

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Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 3d

Have you tried stabbing those people

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Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 4d

Trying on clothes at the thrift store. Caution: my boobs.
Jumpsuit was way too small I couldn’t get in it. Mesh top is designed to be worn OVER something else. I got it though. I bought the dress too.

Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 5d

I liked exactly one song she wrote back then (Harsh Realm) and otherwise can’t vibe with her music at all. I read her book and she also seems like someone I definitely wouldn’t get along with in real life.

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Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 6d

HELL POINT

Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 7d

Nooooo you can only find one thing abhorrent at a time duh

Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 7d

My girlfriend’s review of feet, having never seen them:
“Bro what the fuck is wrong with your fingers”

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Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 7d

For me it was listening to System Of A Down’s “Shimmy” on repeat for two months straight.

Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 8d

Men who love their wife AND have clean butts? Extra gay.

Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 8d

This is my absolute least favorite thing about modern movie trailers. It’s always something completely stupid like a somber gravelly rendition of “Dude Looks Like A Lady” or a twee piano cover of “Back In Black”

Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 8d

TOILET 👏 SELFIE 👏

Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 8d

Boss HC2 Hand Clapper

Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 8d

Subscribe to my band’s newsletter! Find out about goings-on!

Brendan Landis @slownames.bsky.social · 8d

I have moved my band's little newsletter over to substack! Maybe you'd like to subscribe? receiveband.substack.com

Receive | Substack

Weird loud band from Queens. Posts by Brendan. Click to read Receive, a Substack publication with hundreds of subscribers.

receiveband.substack.com

Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 8d

Do any musicians want to trade bandcamp download codes with me?

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Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 10d

Also: I think I have Nintendo Thumb. Kinda sucks.

Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 10d

Coal Chamber was one of the best bands of the nu metal era, and their self titled album is perfect.

Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 10d

I like Kyle Kinane’s take: it’s like a microwave. I don’t need to know how it works, but it just makes stuff hotter.

Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 11d

I didn’t know they played shows, I thought it was just one person!

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Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 11d

No, Fiadh, thank YOU ☺️

Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 11d

I’m listening to Green Day’s Dookie for the first time in at least 20 years and I’m surprised that I still remember most of the lyrics. It is a certified banger from start to finish.

Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 11d

Sadness

sadnessmusic.bandcamp.com/album/circle...

Circle of Veins, by Sadness

6 track album

sadnessmusic.bandcamp.com

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Brienne of Farts @forestsea.bsky.social · 11d

V sick