If I thought it was remotely possible to get back in shape enough to become a stripper at 40 years old and handle the amount of maintenance and also be ok with probably not making like nearly enough money to survive on I would.
Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.
Strippers Are Now No. 1 Donor of Toys to Children’s Hospital
Rachel Saslow
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December 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If I thought it was remotely possible to get back in shape enough to become a stripper at 40 years old and handle the amount of maintenance and also be ok with probably not making like nearly enough money to survive on I would.
Fell asleep in my makeup again. Whoops.
December 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Fell asleep in my makeup again. Whoops.
Reposted by Brienne of Farts
Same thing goes for standup comics
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Same thing goes for standup comics
It’s only cum if it’s from the balls. Otherwise it’s just sparkling prostatic fluid.
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It’s only cum if it’s from the balls. Otherwise it’s just sparkling prostatic fluid.
I think there’s an alternate timeline in which a 25-year-old me had just moved to NYC and had an intense erotic December fling with a young mustachioed man who sells Christmas trees on the street.
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I think there’s an alternate timeline in which a 25-year-old me had just moved to NYC and had an intense erotic December fling with a young mustachioed man who sells Christmas trees on the street.
High, moisturized, and slightly too chilly right now
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
High, moisturized, and slightly too chilly right now
Thanksgiving dinner is pizza! Also one of my exposed breasts.
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Thanksgiving dinner is pizza! Also one of my exposed breasts.
Lame adults listening to AC/DC’s “Back In Black” when I was in high school: man they don’t make music like this anymore.
Me listening to Finch’s “What It Is To Burn” in 2025: man they don’t make music like this anymore
Me listening to Finch’s “What It Is To Burn” in 2025: man they don’t make music like this anymore
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Lame adults listening to AC/DC’s “Back In Black” when I was in high school: man they don’t make music like this anymore.
Me listening to Finch’s “What It Is To Burn” in 2025: man they don’t make music like this anymore
Me listening to Finch’s “What It Is To Burn” in 2025: man they don’t make music like this anymore
Photos of me and Callie by Esther from ButchIsNotADirtyWord. I recommend checking them out.
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Photos of me and Callie by Esther from ButchIsNotADirtyWord. I recommend checking them out.
Pale legs, bathroom selfie portrait mode, homosexual potluck, 40th birthday ‘fit
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Pale legs, bathroom selfie portrait mode, homosexual potluck, 40th birthday ‘fit
I have some tornado video on in the background and keep imagining that when the narrator mentions what the “chasers” do, he’s talking about a very different kind of chaser get caught in a traffic jam, or a muddy road, or a line of chasers panicking, etc.
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I have some tornado video on in the background and keep imagining that when the narrator mentions what the “chasers” do, he’s talking about a very different kind of chaser get caught in a traffic jam, or a muddy road, or a line of chasers panicking, etc.
The real test to making sure I cleaned all the lube off my bedroom floor was waking up this morning and not slipping down the hall like a Tom And Jerry cartoon. Success.
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The real test to making sure I cleaned all the lube off my bedroom floor was waking up this morning and not slipping down the hall like a Tom And Jerry cartoon. Success.
Making a sacrifice to the poop gods, lesbian love in a Photo Booth, hella good lighting in a basement in Portland, bootie tattoos with my fellow Mudflap Girl
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Making a sacrifice to the poop gods, lesbian love in a Photo Booth, hella good lighting in a basement in Portland, bootie tattoos with my fellow Mudflap Girl
I just found out that my girlfriend named her main go-to Pokémon after me. In the words of Chandler Bing: “can I BE any more wet?”
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I just found out that my girlfriend named her main go-to Pokémon after me. In the words of Chandler Bing: “can I BE any more wet?”
Got a pot of dildumbo cooking.
November 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Got a pot of dildumbo cooking.
*sigh*
Imma be down til I’m dead in the ground
Imma be down til I’m dead in the ground
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
*sigh*
Imma be down til I’m dead in the ground
Imma be down til I’m dead in the ground
Real love is a beautiful butch sending you photos of dinosaur fossils to think about because you’re expecting a physically and mentally taxing day at work.
October 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Real love is a beautiful butch sending you photos of dinosaur fossils to think about because you’re expecting a physically and mentally taxing day at work.
I got a bunch of my hair chopped off and I fw it
October 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I got a bunch of my hair chopped off and I fw it
“Liberate tutemet ex inferis”
October 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“Liberate tutemet ex inferis”
Trying on clothes at the thrift store. Caution: my boobs.
Jumpsuit was way too small I couldn’t get in it. Mesh top is designed to be worn OVER something else. I got it though. I bought the dress too.
Jumpsuit was way too small I couldn’t get in it. Mesh top is designed to be worn OVER something else. I got it though. I bought the dress too.
October 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Trying on clothes at the thrift store. Caution: my boobs.
Jumpsuit was way too small I couldn’t get in it. Mesh top is designed to be worn OVER something else. I got it though. I bought the dress too.
Jumpsuit was way too small I couldn’t get in it. Mesh top is designed to be worn OVER something else. I got it though. I bought the dress too.
My girlfriend’s review of feet, having never seen them:
“Bro what the fuck is wrong with your fingers”
“Bro what the fuck is wrong with your fingers”
October 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My girlfriend’s review of feet, having never seen them:
“Bro what the fuck is wrong with your fingers”
“Bro what the fuck is wrong with your fingers”
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Do any musicians want to trade bandcamp download codes with me?
October 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Do any musicians want to trade bandcamp download codes with me?