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forklift jones

@forkliftjones.bsky.social

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It/its Chaotic neutral/stupid Wouldn't mind more ps/Xbox friends. Super atheist, not interested in conversions or any religious indoctrination.

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · Jun 22

Dates War in Which American Colonists or United States Citizens Officially Participated Major Combatants

July 4, 1675– August 12, 1676 King Philip's War New England Colonies vs. Wampanoag, Narragansett, and Nipmuck peoples
1689–1697 King William's War The English Colonies vs. France

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 10h

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a man in a red shirt is standing in front of a television in a room .

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 13h

a man with long hair and a beard is wearing a black hat and says bootlickers

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 14h

Ashton + Mila & Demi should have to answer for a sketchy tech charity that is supposed to prevent & report on CSAM, but is tied to Weinstein, Epstein, Diddy and other deviants.

Ashton is a master tech grifter and predator. Maybe he'll be a convict one day.

The Sketchy Business of Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis (Thorn Is NOT What You Think)

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 18h

Because I'm an idiot, I just asked him and he said "yes, but I would insist that you drink it from the source."
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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 18h

Girl, I've cut up more in the 7 months that I've been 40 than I did my entire 30s.
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a strange world poster shows a girl wearing goggles and the words brace yourself

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 18h

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a man in a suit and tie is standing at a podium giving a speech ..

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 18h

Lol first time I heard that name was when I moved to new England and thought I was about to have to move back home. 🤣🤣

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Ross 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🐻 (he/him) @rossz28.bsky.social · 1d

Unsolicited dick pic.

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 1d

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 1d

a man with a mustache is saying it 's so it 's so beautiful

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 1d

Ask him to borrow some money first. 🤣

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 1d

It really hurts that trump will profit off of his administration through fraud and he won't ever be punished for it.

This world is a grifters paradise. Scammers keep winning, and even if they do get punished, they get money from sexy autobiogs & NYT best seller $ after they're released.

what did he know?

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 1d

Haha it normally comes as a candy bar style.

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 1d

Lol I didn't know they came like this. Fancy.

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 1d

It's a shame that so many parents here are ready to toss their kids out at 18.

European Parliament @europarl.europa.eu · 1d

Young Europeans leave their parents’ home at the age of 26 on average.

However, this varies significantly between EU countries.

According to the latest survey, the youngest Europeans to leave home are, on average, Finnish, at 21.4 🇫🇮 and the eldest are Croatians, at 31.3 🇭🇷

An infographic about the average age when people leave their parental home with a map of the EU countries.

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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 2d

Trump said he deserved a cut for brokering the TikTok deal, and at once there was agreement that his son Baron would have a top executive slot... though he hasn't asked for it, and has no apparent qualifications to hold it. This is how Trump 2.0 works. www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025...