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forklift jones

@forkliftjones.bsky.social

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It/its Chaotic neutral/stupid Wouldn't mind more ps/Xbox friends. Super atheist, not interested in conversions or any religious indoctrination.

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · Jun 22

Dates War in Which American Colonists or United States Citizens Officially Participated Major Combatants

July 4, 1675– August 12, 1676 King Philip's War New England Colonies vs. Wampanoag, Narragansett, and Nipmuck peoples
1689–1697 King William's War The English Colonies vs. France

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It’s Oui’d O’⏰ somewhere 😶‍🌫️ @monat1190.blacksky.app · 2h

Oh she TORE and ended HIM!

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 2h

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Lifesized Ben @lifesizedben.bsky.social · 3h

Judging from viewership of other videos they posted today, the interviews with Clinton and Rice went over like a lead balloon.

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 2h

@cbsnews.com

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 2h

They'll still come together under their cult leader.

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 3h

We 🥵 in 🥵 here 🥵

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 3h

This song is better than Taylor's whole album.

Icona Pop - I Love It (feat. Charli XCX) [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 3h

I'm trying to be like you. 1700 more steps.

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 5h

I understand. His voice + Halloween horny + the weekend + the moon is somewhere. You didn't have a chance. ✊🏾😁

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 6h

The sun is still out, sister. I always support you, but lordy. 🤣🤣🤣

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 6h

I bet the workers were like 😮 all night. 🤣🤣

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 6h

Gamer dad + girl dad =
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Adam Selzer @adamchicago.bsky.social · 8h

The frogs have landed in Chicago!

Protestor in a frog suit and an anti-Ice sign with what I believe to be a Pokémon character on a street corner in Rogers Park.

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 6h

Abbott cannot even stand on business. The nerv...

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 6h

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 7h

Honestly, I'm just shocked that more of the people on these shitty shows haven't been arrested for fraud and whatever other scams they've used to make money.

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 7h

It's so good.

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 7h

If people make maga blocklists, he and his followers would be a good starting place.

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 7h

Our bloodlust never stops consuming.

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 7h

I was so excited when she took her role.
I should have realized that a business school dickhead was going to do business school dickhead shit.

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 8h

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Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 8h

Sora posts are about to be an automatic block. I’m really sick of yall with this shit.

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 8h

Already blocked a MLK sora poster today.

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 9h

As someone who lives in NH, I have learned that most of these guys just like to argue. Even if they understand and agree with your point... There must be something in the air here. 🤣

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 9h

LMAO

They were at his door like:

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 9h

Lol I just posted about how a group of dudes from NH kicked out the British governor by coming to his door with a cannon. THE CANNON HE PROVIDED TO THEM. lol we still have towns named after his wife, but they sent his ass back to Britain then he ended up in Canada. #wewilldoitagain 🤣🤣

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