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forklift jones

@forkliftjones.bsky.social

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It/its Chaotic neutral/stupid Wouldn't mind more ps/Xbox friends. Super atheist, not interested in conversions or any religious indoctrination.

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · Jun 22

Dates War in Which American Colonists or United States Citizens Officially Participated Major Combatants

July 4, 1675– August 12, 1676 King Philip's War New England Colonies vs. Wampanoag, Narragansett, and Nipmuck peoples
1689–1697 King William's War The English Colonies vs. France

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 28m

Bootlicking for the people that would deport your family is a new circle of dummy hell.

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 47m

I had mine on for my last flight. Screw those weirdos. They're not going to take care of me if I get sick or pay my bills. doubled masked up and feeling fine. 🤣

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 4h

In a perfect gorlworld, amber will rage, talk shit about Jade, and then we will get that part of the story. I really want to know about the seafood boil potato night... I want to know who was there. 🤣

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 4h

I wonder if she's going to be on her best behavior towards Emily because she's scared about her leaking that "beepeedeeh raging" video.

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 4h

Amber still denying that she ordered that turkey sandwich is pathetic and hilarious. That girl is so detached from reality.

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 4h

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 4h

Piers still having a platform is the result of reality TV becoming the driving force of media.

Watching intelligent people go on his show and experience 20 mins of "explain it to me like a 5th grader" to a braindead dickhead is pathetic and aggravating.

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 8h

Now someone get Brooklyn 99 to adjust the volume on that theme.

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 8h

Mmmm. They're both 🔥

a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone and saying you get a snack you get a snack .

ALT: a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone and saying you get a snack you get a snack .

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 9h

I don't have the math to prove it, but there's definitely a correlation between the "we been here since Twitter" crowd & the ones that ruin every fun/silly post with rude/hateful comments.

They were either never in real life roasting sessions or they always ruined the sessions. 🤷🏿‍♀️

a man wearing a shirt that says ' what in correlation ? ' on it .

ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says ' what in correlation ? ' on it .

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 9h

And then they could give us the pirate game that Ubisoft was too stupid to make.... Shit, I'm not against them being combined.

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Dorian @dorilliams.bsky.social · 10h

Kai Cenat and that circle of streamers are the biggest jumping point into the alt-right pipeline.

Skeeter Rabbit👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾 @makkkiiio.bsky.social · 11h

White boys aren’t the only ones consuming right wing red pill media, it’s a lot of black boys falling into the pipeline too and more parents should give a fuck about it

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 9h

Greedy and dangerous.

These YouTubers do PROPAGANDA for the Saudi Government

YouTube video by The Kavernacle

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 9h

Christmas was seafood themed.

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 9h

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social my phone is wise to you.

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 11h

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 11h

Arthur didn't play with those klancestors. (Game spoiler video)

Maybe one day, we will get to stick a hidden blade in a grandklanster. 🙏🏾🤞🏾

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 11h

The bread and butters are an abomination...but the others are 🔥.

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 11h

Found it. Spoiler warning. This was my second interaction with them.

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 11h

If I remember correctly, you just run into them. It wasn't a main mission. They were just fucking around in the woods. I had a video of it, but of course Xbox deleted my captures.

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Ashley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social · 12h

I know it’s not technically polite, but I love having a conversation with other people who are comfortable with short interjecting interruptions. To me it makes the conversation feel more like something we’re weaving together rather than alternating individual presentations. It feels more alive.

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 11h

I would have gotten two copies of the deluxe edition. Lol

forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 12h

www.newsweek.com/fact-check-h...

Fact Check: Has Nobel Committee disqualified Trump as peace prize nominee?

A post stating President Trump has been removed from the list of potential 2025 Nobel Peace Prize nominees has gone viral on social media.

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forklift jones @forkliftjones.bsky.social · 12h

I get that. Maybe I'm looking for home when I'm at other places. Could be a comfort thing? Or maybe it's just because most of these places have been manufactured the same. IDK. 🤷🏿‍♀️